Marriage Made in Heaven? NOT!
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I AM SO SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE, BUT I HAD 15 TESTS THIS WEEK! ASSHOLE TEACHERS!! ANYWAY, I HOPE TO UPDATE SOON!!
Three weeks had passed since Miroku had gotten the crap beaten out of him, and had been denied sex for a week, and it was finally the godforsaken day when the filming of the movie was scheduled start.
"Mommy! Daddy! Kaede says to get ye duffs out of bed!" Shippo chirped far to happily for six in the morning.
Kagome groaned and put a pillow over her head until Rin came into the room and said, Auntie Kagome, Uncle Inu, Sesshomaru was awful angry when I woke him up and told him today was the day Rin gets to be in a movie!"
Both Kagome and Inu-yasha snapped up at the mention of an angry Sesshomaru, because neither of them had a death wish.
"Rin, sweetie, Why is Sesshomaru so angry?" Kagome asked and she climbed out of bed and put on her sky blue, silk dressing gown.
"Well, he said it was because of the little fuckers down at Swan Enterprises. By the way Auntie, what dies fucker mean?"
Kagome turned white with shock at hearing a Rin say suck a word, then turned beet red from anger that he would say that in front of a child her age.
She stormed out of the bedroom intent on teaching her brother-in-law a lesson.
As Inu-yasha climbed out of bed while Shippo yanked on his ears, they all heard an angry Kagome screaming from the other side of the house.
"YOU BASTARD!!! How could you teach Rin a word like fuckers!! She is like six years old, you don't teach human six years olds a word like fuckers!!"
To Inu-yasha's shock, he actually heard his elder brother yell for the first time in ten years.
"ME!!??!? What about you?? You and your darling husband say shit and fuck around Shippo!!"
"Ya well, mister he is fourteen years old in human years, not six!!"
And a few minutes later a pissed off Kagome walked into her bedroom where, her husband an child her cowering in a corner, afraid of what she might do to them.
"Get up you two, we have to get ready to go." Kagome snapped while she began to undress.
Shippo was more than happy to comply and ran like hell.
Inu-yasha however, walked up to his wife and gave her a long leisurely kiss, before asking, "So, I take it you are on your period?"
"Huh?? Yes, how did you know?"
"You just yelled at Sesshomaru."
"I did??"
"Yes"
"OOPS"
Inu-yasha just sighed and undressed and got into the shower, so that they could get to the filming faster, and get all of it over with.
At the studio
Everyone was bustling around with no apparent purpose but to piss of the camera men, as if they were responsible for the mess that they were all in right now.
"People! People! Come on we are going to start the filming, I need Inu-yasha, Kikyo, Rin and the extras who will play the villagers, for the prologue."
When everybody just stood around doing absolutely nothing Miroku yelled, "Move your asses people! I don't want to be in this any more than you do, so lets just get this over with all right?"
After realizing that Miroku was also a victim people were more willing to act their parts. And the prologue was filmed without much of a problem, except for when Kikyo threw a fit because of the fact that she was 'shot' at and killed, much to Kagome's happiness.
After seven hours of torture, Miroku finally yelled, "Good job people, memorize scene one, and come back in a month, okay?" And then he ran like hell for his life from the pissed off actors.
At Kagome's house
The whole gang had sat down to dinner, when none other than a fairy appeared in their mashed potatoes and gravy.
"Is this the home of the priestess Kagome, who married a half-demon?" Came the quiet voice that sounded like bells.
Kagome was too busy staring at the creature, who was no taller than six inches, and was dressed in what appeared to be flowers, to pay attention.
That is, until her husband pinched her cheek and snapped her out of her little fantasy.
"Umm.. Yes, I am Kagome." She said while ignoring all of the stares she was getting from the demons at the table.
"YOU'RE a PRIESTESS??!?" Inu-yasha, Sesshomaru, and Shippo yelled at the sheepish looking Kagome.
"Hehe, I guess I forgot to tell you that?" She laughed at she backed away from the angry demons.
"Anyway, I came here to ask you a favor." The fairy said impatiently, quite angry to have been forgotten.
"Sure, what type of favor?" Kagome said without hesitation.
"A demon has been plaguing our forest and we require your help."
"I will help you as soon as the morning comes."
The little fairy smirked as she bowed and flew off, the little miko had fallen right into her masters plan.
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