Chapter 2. Troll in the Bathroom

"Gryfindors, keep up, please, and stay alert."

Me and Ron were walking to our house when a thought hit me.

"How could a troll get in?" I asked Ron.

"Not on it's own. Trolls are really stupid. Probably people playing jokes."

I suddenly grabbed Rons robe "What?" Ron asked annoyed

"Hermione! She doesn't know." I remind him.

He should have remembered. He's the reason she's in there. We run to the Girls bathroom as fast as our young legs will carry us. When we see it's shadow.

"I think the trolls left the dungeon." Well, Atleast he didn't say 'I think we need a bigger boat'.

I pull Ron infront of a window that lucky for us has a indention where we can hide. When we finally see the ugly (Please keep in mind, I, Moro think the troll is beautiful) body of the Mountain Troll.

"It's going into the girls bathroom." I tell Ron, As if it isn't obvious. We sneak up to the door so he won't hear us (I'm gonna skip the Hermione part cause, well, this is in Harry's POV, not mine). We run in as soon as we hear Hermione scream, Then she looks at us as if she didn't think we were gonna come to her rescue.

"Hermione, move!" I scream as the troll pulls back it's arm

"Help! Help!" What do you think we're trying to do you silly girl (Harry better watch it, I'm a girl too) Me and Ron start throwing debris at the troll

"Hey, pea brain!" Ron yells at it with a well aimed blow to the forehead of the troll. Well, we got it's attention. Then, of course Hermione moves and get's it's attention again, and where does she head? Not towards us but the sinks of all places. I hope the troll doesn't notice her. No such luck, He saw and aims for her again, and narrowly misses her (If you look closely he went through her, lol).

"Help!" Silly git. I'm trying. I run towards the troll as he pulls back his club again and latch onto the club and fall onto his neck. Nice sized neck too. Of course he struggles and my wand gets caught up his nose. eeck.

"Eew" Right there with ya Ron. He struggles again and grabs my leg.

"Do something!" I yell to Ron, Who's standing there like a deer caught in headlights. He swings at me and I pull up.

"What?" Yells Ron while looking around

"Anything!" For Gods sake man I'm about to be troll meat, He swings at me again and once again I pull up

"Hurry up!" He pulls out his wand

"Swish and flick." Hermione chimes in. Why don't she swish and flick? Why does it have to be Ron? Oh no. Here it comes.

"Wingardium Leviosa." It works, Well I'll be a monkeys uncle. He pulled the club from the trolls hand as he swings at me. Oh no. The troll moves and the club falls onto me!

"Oops." I did it again? Wow. Even in death I still have a sense of humor. Hermione finally pitches in and somehow knocks the troll out cold. Proffesors McGonagall, Snape, and Quirrel run into the room at that time.
"Oh my goodness!" McGonagall exclaims on seeing my almost dead body
"It was an accident Ma'am!" Ron says quickly
"Be that as it may, it was an extremely foolish thing to do. 50 points will be taken from Gryffindor, For the Murder of Harry Potter"
50 points....I'm only worth 50 points....but...I'm....Famous.....
Special thanks to:
Alida-Fruit: Yes. I did decide to Expand on it. And as a gift for being the first reviewer to ch.1, I give you a Cookie!
incurelf: Thank you! I plan too!
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