Marriage/Movie Made in Heaven? NOT!
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Chapter 18
"What the hell do you mean by you r master?" Inu-yasha ranted at the fairy while Kagome and Sesshomaru held him back from killing the pain in the ass.
" I mean, you idiotic hanyou, that now you have beaten General Kouga you will be killed by the master of us all." She said while clipping her nails.
"Excuse me, but what do you mean by the master of us all?" Kagome asked while trying to absorb everything that had just been said.
" I mean you imbeciles, that Hiten, Manten, and Kouga as well as myself are all pawns in his plan, IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?!?!"
"Yes, but what is the bastards plan, that's what I want to know." Inu-yasha yelled angrily at the fairy.
"Not telling" And just to piss of the hanyou further, the fairy stuck out her tongue out at him, smirking when she saw the steam coming out of his ears.
Kagome couldn't help but laugh at the face that he was making, until her husband turned to her in order to let out his frustrations.
"What are you against me too?" Inu-yasha yelled angrily at his wife, "If it wasn't for me, Kouga could have raped you, or are you too dumb to realize that!"
"Why you, who the hell are you to talk to me about the troubles I am in you bastard!!"
"Ya well, wench......"
"WILL YOU TWO KNOCK IT OFF FOR ONE MINUTE." Sesshomaru yelled at the couple, silencing them.
We are supposed to be fighting this shit assed thug, not each other, DO I MAKE MY SELF CLEAR?"
Kagome and Inu-yasha just stared at the enraged Inu-youkai and nodded their heads dumbly, to afraid of Sesshomaru to do anything else.
"Are you jackasses ready now, I have wasted enough of my time on you, so hurry the hell up."
Everyone just stared at the fairy who, until now had been very well mannered and content to watch them bicker like little children up to this point.
"Thank you. Now jackasses, please follow me, WITHOUT THE ARGUING!!!"
The three of the silently followed the pissed off fairy until they reached an enormous set of doors that stretched as far as any eye could see in any direction, and it even seemed to touch the sky.
But, it wasn't just he size of the doors that was impressive either, the doors themselves were made of beaten gold with various Celtic knots engraved into the gold.
For several minutes Inu-yasha, Kagome, and even Sesshomaru stared at the door in awe that something of this size and beauty had been built and no one had known about it.
"Holy Shit is this where you master lives fairy girl?"
"Yes"
Of their own accord the doors opened to reveal room made entirely of white marble and to top it off there was a crystal chandelier hanging from the ceiling and in the center of the room was an enormous leather chair, that swiveled around to reveal none other than Naraku and Hojo.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TOW DOING HERE?!?!?" Kagome shrieked.
"My dear Kagome, I am so glad that you remember us." Naraku cooed lovingly, causing everyone to turn a sickly green color.
"What business could you to bastards possibly have with my Kagome!?!?" Inu-yasha yelled while flexing his claws in anticipation of shredding the two assholes who dared to harm his wife.
"Well, when we were teenagers, Kaogme dated both of us, first Hojo and then myself.
Hojo and I got together when Kagome was dating me, and realized that since we both wanted her, we could become a threesome, and take away her innocence."
After saying that Naraku looked at his 'guests' and started screaming, "WE AREN'T GAY!!!!"
When he had calmed down a bit, he continued explaining, "You see we both wanted her so we decided that we would both have her. Unfortunately, she wasn't very excited about our idea. As a result she broke up with me, kicked us both in the balls, and ran out of our lives."
"That is, until we found out that our little angel was going to be at Las Vegas on vacation. SO we got Kouga to plant the drugs in you drinks, and you Inu-yasha, he must have given you a drugged drink because he hates your guts, but anyway."
"Inu-yasha was supposed to be seduced by Kagura, because well, she wanted to fuck him. Such a pity that it didn't turn out like we had originally hoped."
"Kagome saw Inu-yasha before she saw the two of us, and the drug was very created very specifically, the first person you saw, you would marry, we don't know specifically how it works, then, thanks to the ever inept Hiten and Manten screwing up, and so on and so forth, here we are."
Inu-yahoos and Sesshomaru were now some very pissed of demons thanks to what Naraku had just said, and a for Kaogme, well, she had just fainted.
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