Chapter 5. Through the trapdoor.
Me, Ron, and Hermione run down the main flight of stairs to the Gryffindors Common Room.
Oh for goodness sakes. What's Trevor doing here?
"Trevor."
"Trevor, shush, go! You shouldn't be here!" Ron. He's croaking. It's not like he'll be able to call the calvary.
"Neither should you. You're sneaking out again, aren't you?" Great. The toad brought his pet with him.
"Now. Neville, listen. We were--"
"No, I won't let you! You'll get Gryffindor into trouble again. I'll fight you." Yeah right. Your as chicken as Fang.
"Neville, I'm really, really sorry about this. Petrificas Totalus."
Wow. Nice one Hermione. I would have done The Jelly-Legs curse myself.
"You're a little scary sometimes, you know that?" Of course she knows it Ron. It's all about Girl Power! Okay....I just sounded very gay didn't I? "Brilliant, but scary."
"Let's go." And please don't let me get killed.
And as we pass Neville we have to pay our respects.
"Sorry."
"Sorry."
"It's for your own good you know."
*5 minutes later, under my cloak, and on the third door right out side Fluffy's door*
"Ow! You stood on my foot!"
"Sorry." Oh stop flirting you two.
Finally we're there.
"Alohomora"
The door opens, and there lays out 3-headed doom.
Ah, what sweet harp music.
"Wait a minute. He's...snoring." Wow! I'm such a genius!
"Snape's already been here. He's put a spell on the harp."
"Ugg! It's got horrible breath." Yeah, just like you.
"We have to move its paw." I'm so smart! Maybe I should wear my underpants outside my pants! I'll be just like Superman!
"What?" Oh, so you need a hearing aid now?
"Come on!" Next you'll be telling me he's afraid of spiders.
"Okay. Push." There we are! Trapdoor uncovered!
Now! If I'm to be Superman, I have to be heroic. "I'll go first. Don't follow until I give you a sign. If something bad happens, get yourselves out." What am I saying. If something bad happens, get me out!
Wait..."Does it seem a bit quiet to you?"
"The harp. It stopped playing." Does it also seem a bit drafty to you?
"Ugg! Yuck!" That looks like dog slobber. Wait. Fluffys the only dog here.
I look up and see a head biting down around my neck. Splattering blood.
"Ugg! Harry blood!" Geez thanks Ron...
"Oh, well. Want to back to bed Ron."
"No! I want to take a bath! I don't want to smell like Harry!"
Reviews! And everyone this time has E-Mails!
A-Chan - Welcome! Just tell me if you don't want to recieve e-mails when the new chapters are up! K!
little-lost-one - Thanks! I'll be writing one everyday till Chamber Of Secrets comes out. I even put down 5 dollars on both the DVD and VHS copies!
Wind - YAY! I want my chocolate frogs now!
incurelf - I'll remember that threat about a threat! lol! BTW Wher ever dod you get your name? I'm just wondering.
Inuyasha lover - Welcome to the world of Harry Potter! And remember. As long as there are more movies and more ways to kill the Potter brat I'll keep writing!
Alida-Fruit - Hermione. And you were wrong again! haha! I didn't even see that review till I finished writing it. That was a good idea. I might do it in one of the future ones if Fluffy makes a return appearance. With all credit to you. *smiles*
BTW, I still need a beta. I would prefer one of my readers do it cause you care more about it than random people whe most likely love Harry. BTW (again) Any Flamers will recieve Howlers. But if you want a howler just ask in a good review too!
Me, Ron, and Hermione run down the main flight of stairs to the Gryffindors Common Room.
Oh for goodness sakes. What's Trevor doing here?
"Trevor."
"Trevor, shush, go! You shouldn't be here!" Ron. He's croaking. It's not like he'll be able to call the calvary.
"Neither should you. You're sneaking out again, aren't you?" Great. The toad brought his pet with him.
"Now. Neville, listen. We were--"
"No, I won't let you! You'll get Gryffindor into trouble again. I'll fight you." Yeah right. Your as chicken as Fang.
"Neville, I'm really, really sorry about this. Petrificas Totalus."
Wow. Nice one Hermione. I would have done The Jelly-Legs curse myself.
"You're a little scary sometimes, you know that?" Of course she knows it Ron. It's all about Girl Power! Okay....I just sounded very gay didn't I? "Brilliant, but scary."
"Let's go." And please don't let me get killed.
And as we pass Neville we have to pay our respects.
"Sorry."
"Sorry."
"It's for your own good you know."
*5 minutes later, under my cloak, and on the third door right out side Fluffy's door*
"Ow! You stood on my foot!"
"Sorry." Oh stop flirting you two.
Finally we're there.
"Alohomora"
The door opens, and there lays out 3-headed doom.
Ah, what sweet harp music.
"Wait a minute. He's...snoring." Wow! I'm such a genius!
"Snape's already been here. He's put a spell on the harp."
"Ugg! It's got horrible breath." Yeah, just like you.
"We have to move its paw." I'm so smart! Maybe I should wear my underpants outside my pants! I'll be just like Superman!
"What?" Oh, so you need a hearing aid now?
"Come on!" Next you'll be telling me he's afraid of spiders.
"Okay. Push." There we are! Trapdoor uncovered!
Now! If I'm to be Superman, I have to be heroic. "I'll go first. Don't follow until I give you a sign. If something bad happens, get yourselves out." What am I saying. If something bad happens, get me out!
Wait..."Does it seem a bit quiet to you?"
"The harp. It stopped playing." Does it also seem a bit drafty to you?
"Ugg! Yuck!" That looks like dog slobber. Wait. Fluffys the only dog here.
I look up and see a head biting down around my neck. Splattering blood.
"Ugg! Harry blood!" Geez thanks Ron...
"Oh, well. Want to back to bed Ron."
"No! I want to take a bath! I don't want to smell like Harry!"
Reviews! And everyone this time has E-Mails!
A-Chan - Welcome! Just tell me if you don't want to recieve e-mails when the new chapters are up! K!
little-lost-one - Thanks! I'll be writing one everyday till Chamber Of Secrets comes out. I even put down 5 dollars on both the DVD and VHS copies!
Wind - YAY! I want my chocolate frogs now!
incurelf - I'll remember that threat about a threat! lol! BTW Wher ever dod you get your name? I'm just wondering.
Inuyasha lover - Welcome to the world of Harry Potter! And remember. As long as there are more movies and more ways to kill the Potter brat I'll keep writing!
Alida-Fruit - Hermione. And you were wrong again! haha! I didn't even see that review till I finished writing it. That was a good idea. I might do it in one of the future ones if Fluffy makes a return appearance. With all credit to you. *smiles*
BTW, I still need a beta. I would prefer one of my readers do it cause you care more about it than random people whe most likely love Harry. BTW (again) Any Flamers will recieve Howlers. But if you want a howler just ask in a good review too!
