Marriage/Movie Made in Heaven

I am so sorry about the umm… several month delay, I have had so many projects and tests, so while I am on summer vacation, I will try to finish this up in a week or so, depending on reviews, and Cursed, so I can start some stories that I really want to do.

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Sadako Sasaki

Kasha-ThelnuFreak

Sessh. Lova

Shikonhunter

Onto the chapter!

As soon as Inu-yasha and Sesshomaru saw Kagome faint because of the shock of what Naraku and Hojo had just told her, they lost what was left of their tempers.

Their eyes began to turn demonic red, and Inu-yasha began to transform into a full-fledged demon. His purple stripes appeared on each cheek, jagged, unlike the smooth ones of his brother, his claws were lengthening, and strong enough to cut through a wall of diamonds if need be, and his baritone voice became deeper and huskier than before.

While this was happening Sesshomaru began his transformation into his true form. His mouth stretching outward, and beginning to drip deadly acidic drool, while the rest of his body turned into an enormous dog. This was the taiyoukai's true form that had caused thousands to tremble at his feet, ummm… paws, if you're going to be picky.

Throughout the brothers' transformations, Naraku and Hojo only smirked instead of shitting their pants as they should have been.

"Why do you not have the scent of fear on you?" Inu-yasha asked out of mild curiosity while flexing his claws imagining slicing though their worthless bodies. While they only laughed at him, Inu-yasha moved steadily closer to the sorry bastards who had dared to harm HIS precious Kagome.

"Oh, is the little doggy and his brother going to have a temper tantrum?" Naraku said while eating a Bavarian doughnut and sipping a mocha latte. Sesshomaru just bared his fangs and allowed some of acidic breath to come out, just enough to melt the throne that Naraku and Hojo had been resting their sorry asses on, as a warning of sorts.

Through the smoke that followed Inu-yasha heard a roar that would have shattered his eardrums had he been human. Luckily his ears only bled, while Sesshomaru was ignorant to fact that something had happened.

When the smoke finally cleared what stood before them could no longer be classified as anything. A mass of body parts and weapons lay before them, writhing on the ground, mutating as they watched.

Of course Kagome, having excellent timing began to regain her consciousness at this time and the first thing she saw was a writhing mass on the ground, which turned to her and spoke.

"Hello my love, once I kill your mate and his brother, you shall be all mine to mate my sweet!"

"AHHHHH, fucking creepy thing!" was all that emerged from Kagome's mouth, and then for the second time that day she passed out. Of course Inu-yasha was rather pissed at that, because with all this talk of sex, and mating he was getting rather horny, and wouldn't have minded just doing her doggie style of the floor.

"Great, thanks a lot you bastards, that was probably my last chance for a while to get laid." Inu-yasha muttered under his breath while catching Kagome so he wouldn't have to deal with a cracked skull of a concussion later.

" Ahhhh, my poor sweetheart, don't worry your NEW mate will take excellent care of you" Naraku/Hojo said while gazing lustfully at Kagome's body.

Sesshomaru at this point was getting mightily pissed off at being ignored and promptly laid down on the disgusting mass of objects, while thinking 'ha, shows them right for ignoring me, now that their squished bugs, I wonder what's for dinner?'

At that moment Sesshomaru was forcefully removed from Naraku/Hojo and thrown against the palace wall, much to his dismay.

"Now that my new body is done evolving, I shall kill all of the males in this world, and your world, and have the largest harem known!"

The youkai brothers could only stare at the evolved form of the writhing mass of flesh and weapons with awe, for what had emerged was not only beautiful, but probably deadly as well.

Naraku/ Hojo now looked like Fabio, but with a loincloth.

"You will now address me as….Gigolo!"

Inu-yasha fell backwards laughing so hard, while Sesshomaru only sweatdropped, at the stupidity of the name.

Apparently the new look also came with new toys as the siblings found out, as proved when a closet appeared from out of nowhere, and opened to reveal pretty much every weapon known to mankind, and demonkind to boot.

Inu-yasha began to run like hell when he saw 'Fabio' reach in a grab, a cannon, nuclear weapons, and dynamite, one of which would probably hit him and he would be road kill.

"Now you die, so Kagome will be all mine!" 'Fabio cackled as Inu-yasha began to get pissed, at this rate he would never get laid.

"Blah, blah, blah, that's all I've been hearing from you since I got here, now back up your big talking, with some big actions, otherwise your ass will be served to me on a silver platter, you got that clown face?" Inu-yasha screamed not really caring what happened now.

Of course you don't really say that type of thing to a thing that has been lusting after a women, who just happens to be your mate, for several years now, because otherwise they tend to get pissed off for some odd reason, and start to throw dangerous sharp objects at you which are somewhat hard to dodge.

Inu-yasha, seeing the barrage of weapons heading his way, immediately took a defensive stance and drew out his Tetsusaiga, and launched his favorite attack Wind Scar, causing all of the weapons aimed at his to disintegrate, causing 'Fabio' get lose one of his sexy arms because he couldn't doge the blast fast enough.

While Sesshomaru, thanks to his pure demon blood had healed from his injuries, and transformed back to his humanoid form, drew the Tokijin, and blasted 'Fabio's' other arm to oblivion.

Sadly as soon as they injured him, 'Fabio' regenerated himself far faster than either of them could, leaving them at a sore disadvantage, and 'Fabio' began to attack in earnest throwing everything at hand at the siblings, enjoying the expressions of pain that were evident on their faces.

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