Match Made in Heaven? NOT!

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Princess kitty….Fabio is the name that Naraku and Hojo gave themselves after they merged into one body because they thought that they were so sexy.

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Chapter twenty:

Inu-yasha and Sesshomaru were dodging everything that Fabio was throwing there way but to no avail. He was far too strong, throwing literally everything around him, including furniture, and he would have thrown Kagome if he hadn't noticed at the last minute what the thing in his hand was.

Every time that Inu-yasha or Sesshomaru got a chance to attack Fabio, he healed within seconds no matter how much damage their attacks had inflicted upon his body.

While unfortunately for the Tashio brothers, they were not so fortunate. Every time that they were injured, it took them several minutes to heal, and by that time, they had acquired more injures than they had thought possible.

Fabio thought that this was immensely amusing and started doing his happy dance which thankfully stopped his attack, but it really wasn't all that of an improvement. He began to hop on one foot in a circle, while waving his hands in the air, and humming that lovely barney song that everyone knows, 'I love you, you love me, we're a happy family with a kiss and a hug and a'.

"Shut the fuck up you bastard!" Inu-yasha screamed, repulsed of the sight of a grown man singing Barney songs.

"For once we agree little brother, now Fabio, how did you get to be so strong?" Sesshomaru calmly asked while licking his wounds in hopes that his saliva would speed up his healing process.

"Well, after Kagome turned down our idea for a delightful three-some, we were heartbroken and traveled throughout the country in search of someway to change her mind. Which is when we came across a strange old medicine woman peddling her wares on the side of the road. Obviously out of curiosity we went to look at what she was selling."

"She seemed to be a witch at first sight, wearing all black, and a black hat, which turned out to be a bonnet. But everything she sold was a potion of some sort. That is where we got the poison to attempt to get Kagome into our bed, which backfired. There were also a few other potions that we purchased, ones that would instantly restore our bodies to their original state, as well as some strength potions. Lovely isn't it?" Fabio chuckled while Inu-yasha and Sesshomaru contemplated how to kill the bastard.

Suddenly a thought hit Sesshomaru. "This woman, what did she look like?" He asked calmly, but inwardly hoping desperately.

"Why do you ask that? No matter, you'll be dead soon so what difference does it make if I tell you that? The woman had gray hair done up in a bun, she wore an eye patch over her left eye, she was hunched over and wore the outfit that used to belong to a miko several hundred years ago. Why?" Fabio asked while admiring his muscles in the large mirror mounted onto one of the walls, or rather what was left of the wall.

"What was the woman's name?" Inu-yasha asked, for he could see where his brother was going with these questions.

" Umm…I believe that it was Kaede, now answer me, WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?" Fabio screamed.

"Because you fool, Kaede used to be our nanny when we were younger, now she works for Kagome as a housekeeper, but the point is that she taught us all about her herb concoctions."

"Your point being WHAT?"

"When learning the herb concoctions, she told us that she always made sure that each one had a weakness, incase one ever got into the wrong hands, so of course, no that you told us which potions you took, we can kill you, simple as that." Sesshomaru said, smirking slightly when he saw all of the color drain out of Fabio's face as he realized just what was going to happen.

Inu-yasha could only grin like a madman, grateful for once that Sesshomaru was his brother, without him, there was no way that he would have gotten out alive, and Kagome would have ended up staying with Fabio.

Thanks to Sesshomaru's demon powers he magically produced three bottles, two were shaped like beer bottles one contained a bubbling, murky, forest green liquid and the other contained a fizzy, blood red liquid. The last bottle was shaped like a pyramid and it contained a dark purple liquid that when the bubbles rising from it burst, created little explosions in the air.

"You can't force me to drink that crap you know." Fabio chuckled as his self-confidence rose once again.

"Oh no bastard, you misunderstood, you don't have to drink the crap, as you put it, it just has to make contact with your skin, no swallowing necessary." Inu-yasha said cracking his claws in anticipation of killing the bastard who caused him and Kagome so much pain and trouble.

Once again the brothers had the enjoyment of seeing Fabio's face turn deadly white, as he once again realized the hell of mess he had gotten himself into.

CLIFFHANGER!

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