Many of you may notice that I have taken the liberty of quoting from The Tragedy of Macbeth.

I would like to thank William Shakespeare and the Weird Sisters for thier kind assistance in the production of this story.


SG-1 and Co. disappear in a in a beam of pink light and reappear floating on green Jell-O.

"What the hell!" Jack screamed.

"This is indeed not pleasant" said Teal'c.

"That is odd" says one of the little aliens "We where sure this is where Thor would be"

The first little alien turns to second and turns him into a glowing poodle. He and Maybourne start eating the green Jell-O

"Hey this is pretty good" said a muffled voice.

"Sir" said Sam in a clearly worried voice.

"Jack?" said Daniel.

"What is it now Daniel?"

"You're eating the Jell-O"

"I know that Daniel"

The little alien spoke up "Did we forget to mention that the phase change technology has been known to have odd effects on some human's minds?"

"Who are you?" Sam was getting worried.

"We are the tiny people of durgreivifgfstdnfuigngugkjy"

"Oh okay" said Jack

"You would know it as Mars"

"What!" Sam looked up "there are no people on mars, we would know!"

"Yes and the pyramids where made by humans" screech the tiny voices sarcastically.

"I knew there were tiny people on mars" Jack smiled gleefully

"I'm sorry sir but know you didn't"

"Ooooh yes I did, I saw then in my telescope, you know"

"I knew the pyramids were built by aliens" Danny put in.

"Daniel? Have you been eating the green jell-O?" Sam looked more worried

"Of course not!" Daniel looked mortified.

Teal'c suddenly stood up "Are those tiny voices I hear in my head?"

"Owwww!"

Sam turned around to see a furious Jack yelling at a glowing poodle.

"Maybourne stop it! You're going to chew a hole in my boot"

"It was your fault John" said a talking poodle

"I was just eating the Jell-o. And it's Jack you idiot!"

"We know what you were thinking" said one of the voices.

Sam looked up "What do you mean?"

"Our phase changer can have telepathic effects on susceptible humans we can now read Jonathans mind"

Sam heard a blood curdling howl.

"Daniel did you kick Maybourne?"

"Nooo!"

"Nice one" said Jack snickering "This is like really good jell-o"

"Indeed" replied Teal'c.

Suddenly light flashes, poodles glow "The great pink beam sends us away!" screech voices.

"Thank heavens" says Sam

"Ruuffff" says Maybourne.

Double, double, toil and trouble, where oh where can mighty Thor be?