A/N: There are a number of references to obscure trivia in this story such as the yellow tofu, whichwas used for Asgard food in "Small Victories"


CHANGE SCENE

"I told you I don't know!" Daniel screamed.

"But you must you will save our planet" stated the little people to Daniel.

"Hey! Where is this?" asked Teal'c.

"Where's my Jell-O!" demanded Jack.

"What have you done to the colonel's mind?" asked Sam getting more worried by the minute.

"Nothing" replied the little voices "we can read it now, and he may have permanent brain damage, but that is all"

"Oh, well, that's ok then." said Daniel

"DANIEL!" Sam shouted in disbelief.

"What?"

A little alien walks up to Sam "We would like to say on behalf of Jack O'Neill that you REALLY should go fishing with him some time, and that he likes it better on the green jell-o planet"

They hear Jack scream "Where's my jell-o!"

Another tiny alien comes up to them. "Seeing as you will be with us for some time looking for Thor perhaps you would like some sustenance"

"I want jell-o!" Jack was getting desperate.

"Coffee" Daniel said.

The little alien looked concerned. "There are some much more nutritious options"

"Just coffee"

The little alien looked more concerned

"Double short Americano?" Daniel asked pleading.

"You should know that much caffeine can but dangerous, And you must save our world!"

"Nooo, just coffee! And I told you I can't save your planet!"

The tiny alien was not dismayed "Oh yes you will. Look Thor comes this way now."

They all look to see a glowing poodle run up and scamper around Daniels feet.

"What! This isn't Thor." said Sam.

"Oh yes I'm happy now." said Jack as a tiny alien served him green jell-o.

"As am I." said Teal'c his own jell-o in hand.

"So Thor's a glowing poodle is he?" Jack was not very surprised.

"If you listen closely there is a slight difference in pronunciation." said Daniel.

"Hey, they talk funny." said Jack trying to discredit Daniel's new discovery.

"No" Daniel insisted. "I think this is important. In Greek mythology there was a woman who could turn men into swine, maybe they just want to turn everyone into glowing poodles."

"Doesn't sound so bad to me." said Jack.

Sam gets fed up, pulls out her gun, and points it at the tiny alien.

"Okay put him back the way he was" she demanded.

The Tiny alien looks up "You care about him deeply don't you? Samantha."

"Shut up and put us back!"

Tiny alien smiles knowingly "Tell me about it, I won't judge you, you really shouldn't hold back your feelings"

"Yeah, Sam you really shouldn't do that." Jack agreed.

"WHERE'S MY COFFEE!" said Daniel.

"My feelings are fine thank you. Now, do you want me to shoot you, or will you put us back?" said Sam.

"In jail?" asked the little alien.

"No, on base" said Sam.

"You know maybe the little alien has a point." said Daniel.

"What?" Sam looked worried, she didn't want Danny to go too.

"Are you guys really Martians?" Jack looked excited.

"Yes we are" said the aliens proudly.

"Maybe you shouldn't hold back your emotions so much" Daniel continued.

"Ruufff" said Maybourne

"More jell-o" demanded Teal'c.

"Me too" put in Jack.

"I wonder what's so good about that jell-o" Daniel thought out loud.

"Don't go near it Daniel" Sam said

"Yeah just say no Danny" Jack laughed so hard he snorted.

"But it isn't the jell-o that screws up your head" said Daniel.

"Would you like some decaf coffee?" asked a tiny alien.

"Noooooo! Are you trying to kill me?"

"No we are trying to keep you alive if possible"

Sam looked up "If possible?"

The tiny aliens looked embarrassed "We have recently learned that our phase change technology causes sub molecular degradation on humans." the aliens smiled and shrugged "Sorry."

A tiny alien walks up to Daniel

"Would you like some jell-o?" Sam looks at him sideways.

"Don't worry Sam it's not chocolate chip walnut cookies or any thing."

Tiny aliens rush up to Daniel. "Chocolate chip walnut cookies!"

"Yes?"

The tiny alien is excited and screams "Daniel has saved us!"

All the tiny aliens run around chanting "DANIEL, DANIEL!"

"If Daniel likes cookies we like cookies"

"I don't understand." said Sam

The tiny aliens try to explain "Our entire race was about to be wiped out from low blood sugar. That is why we wanted Thor."

"I hate to break it to you but Thor eats yellow colored tofu." stated Daniel.

"Good, now will you take us back to base?" asked Sam hopefully.

"I like it here." insisted Jack.

"Sam, out of all the places you could go you want to go back to base? Don't you have a personal life at all?" a tiny alien asked soothingly.

Jack starts laughing.

"I DO TOO!" Sam demands.

Tiny aliens start whispering.