Chapter 13: Gilderoy Lockhart (Dedicated to Tara)
Blimey at the chatter in this room. I certainly hope this Professors not evil too.
The door opens
Please don't tell me this is the new Defence Against The Dark Arts Professor....He looks like a hair care commercial!
"Let me introduce you to your new Defence Against The Dark Arts Teacher."
Oh good, It's not him.
"Me"
Oh God. Someone kill me now.
(Moro: Well my beloved readers, What say you we make his dream come true.)
"Gilderoy Lockhart...Order of Merlin, Third Class...Honarary member of the Dark Force Defence League...And five times winner...of Witch Weekly's Most-Charming-Smile Award. But I don't talk about that. I didn't get rid of the Bandon Banshee by smiling at him."
Oh my god. That is the phonyest laugh I have ever heard.
"Now, be warned. It is my job to arm you against the foulest creatures known to wizard kind."
We're doomed.
"You may find yourself facing you worst fears in this room. Know only that no harm can befall you whilst I am here, I must ask you not to scream, it might PROVOKE THEM!"
Pixies?
'Cornish Pixies?' I here from behind me
"Freshly Caught Cornish Pixies. Laugh is you will Mr. Finnigan, But Pikies can be devilishly tricky little blighters...Lets see what you make of them!"
How stupid can you get!
"Come on now, Round the up, Round them up, They're only Pixies!
Shut up you stupid Git! Oh no! They got Neville! What are they gonna do...Why are they carrying him over me?....Oh no...They've dropped him on me....Oh dear it seems that when he fell he impaled me through the heart on Ron's Wand...Now that can't be good.
Reviews: BTW Sorry I haven't updated I've just been REALLY busy, First I was sick and then I Graduated and had to plan the party, Then I took classes at H&R Block, And then I was sick.
Tara: Lol. yeah.
cold-night09: Well I never watched South Park but I heard about it. Yeah I guess now that you mention it.
chrissycrazy4: Well I was sick.
Wind Wanderer: Yeah! Oreos! Now I just need some milk!
raindrops: Why thank you!
iluvglorfindel: I tried! I'm sorry.
Raine Is Crazy: Here you go now.
ERMonkey, Burner of Cookies: Why thank you!
egg-in-head: YAY! My insanity works miracles!
