Note: This is the first time that I've ever written for Pete. Can you feel the love?
ENTER PETE
They see before them a bright pink light and then…Pete.
"Pete!" Sam is very surprised.
"Hey! whaaaaaa I was ahhh." Pete is very confused.
Jack walks over "Hey Pete, want some jell-O?"
"I'm a cop, I was chasing bad guys." says Pete still not quite sure what is going on.
Pete looks at Jack then at Sam "This is your colonel?" says Pete slightly stupefied.
"Yup." said Sam getting uncomfortable.
"Oh." said Pete slightly more stupefied.
Jack gets a funny look on his face. Sam looks concerned.
Jack pokes Pete in the arm, lightning flashes, poodles glow…
Sam screams "JACK what you are doing!"… "You turned Pete into poodle!"
Teal'c comes to observe.
"But you've got to admit he's cuter this way." said Jack with an evil grin.
"Well…that's beside the point, you just shouldn't do that." Sam insisted.
Pete starts howling.
"All is better now, you may go back to base." the tiny aliens are finally happy.
