CHANGE SCENE-BASE
HAMMONDS OFFICE
Hammond's office fills with a bright pink light with sg-1 and poodles scampering at foot.
"Sir it's so good to see you." says Sam, happy to be home.
"Hey nice ta see ya George" said Jack savoring the last of his Jell-O.
"Major Carter what are these poodles doing in my office!" asked Hammond, quickly gathering it would be imposable to get anything out of Jack.
Sam began "I'll try and explain. You see when we where in jail tiny aliens came to us and turned Maybourne and Pete in to glowing poodles and…"
Jack interrupts "The ugly one is Pete "
"No I believe the ugly one is Maybourne" says Teal'c
Sam continued "And then they beamed us to a jell-o planet and started feeding O'Neill and Teal'c green jell-o and I think the Colonel may have brain damage because of the Martians."
"Hey!" cried Jack
"I'm just saying sir…" Jack scowled and Sam fell silent as Hammond picked up his phone
"Get me Doctor Fraiser and security in here now"
"We're really not crazy or anything." said Sam sincerely.
"Though that does sound kind of funny." said Daniel.
"Stop that poodle from chewing my telephone chord!" Hammond ordered.
"See isn't that just like Maybourne?" asserted Jack.
"If we only had proof of it all." thought Daniel.
Suddenly they all start to hear tiny voices screaming "we are proof, we are proof"
"What are you doing here?" asked Sam, she so did not want to see them again.
"Have you never heard that when you save someone life you are responsible for them forever, Daniel is responsible for us." the tiny voices answer.
"Oh crap." said Jack
