Chapter 15: Duelling Club (Dedicated to Onyxlight...Because she helped me back on my feet.)
Why exactly are we in the Great Hall of all places for a lesson...
"Gather Round" Oh great it's the great ponce himself.
"Gather round. Can everybody see me? Can you all hear me?" Sadly enough...yes "Excellent. In light of the dark events of recent weeks, Professor Dumbledore has granted me permission to start this little Duelling Club, to train you all up in case you ever need to defend yourselves, As I myself have done on countless occasions. For full details, See my published works." Do they tell us how to destroy the arrogant Gilderoy Lockhart? No...Then they're rubbish. I wish I could blast you off your high pedestal.
"Let me introduce my assistant, Professor Snape." Here he comes...The Great Bat himself.
"He has sportingly agreed to help with a short demonstration. Now I don't want any of you youngsters to worry. You'll still have you Potions Master when I'm through with him. Never fear." We don't.
Take notes Harry. Take out wands. Bow. Walk 5 paces and turn.
"One. Two. Three!" Oh my God! He can count! I'm shocked!
"Expelliarmus!" Wow! Snapes my new hero! I wish it was me who knocked Gilderoy on his...
"Do You think he's all right?" In the head...No.
"Who Cares?" Wow. Smartest thing Ron's said all day.
"An excellent idea to show them that, Profesor Snape, But if you don't mind my saying, it was pretty obvious what you were about to do. If I had wanted to stop you it would have only been too easy." Right that's why you didn't block.
"Perhaps it would be prudent to first teach the students to block unfriendly spells, professor." Heh. Snape looks like the cat who caught the canary.
"An excellent suggestion Professor Snape. Let's have a volunteer pair. Potter, Weasley, how about you?"
"Weasley's wand causes devastation with the simplest spells. We'll be sending Potter to the hospital wing in a matchbox." Thank you God! "Might I suggest someone from my own house?" Don't say Malfoy. "Malfoy, perhaps?" That's right Professor take a little turn on the catwalk. You've done made my day hell.
"Good luck, Potter." Thanks alot Lockhart.
"Thank you, sir." Though I don't need it. I'll never die. Much less by a Slytherin brat. (I'm really hating Harry right now. I'm a Slytherin.)
"Wand's at the ready." Raise wand.
"Scared, Potter?" Yeah right.
"You wish." Lower wand. Walk down the table.
"On the count of three, cast your charms to disarm your opponent. Only to disarm. We don't want any accidents here. One. Two."
"Everte Statum!" Ow! My neck...Did iI hear a snap. Drats...I think my neck snapped...I was killed...by...a...Slytherin...Brat...
Okay not my finest but I'm starting again sorry it took so long I'll do as much as I can tonight, But I've been kinda down lately and not in the mood to write.
Okay Review Time:
Teeny-Weeny: Thank you so much!
cold-night09: It does doesn't it! Poor Harry...Wait I'm a Snape fan.
darkpriestesstsubaki: I'll be doing the third one have no fear. But go with feelings.
BlackClaw: I will...maybe.
faerie-kittie306animelover: I do a little.
JustBecauseI'mAgUrl: Thank You!
MoonlightPoetry: I normally don't answer reviews to previous posts. But I think I will today. I wrote this just for stress relief I didn't think it would be so popular. I tell people who I meet who I am...They fall off their chairs. I love the fame.
SilverTrinity: Thats where I heard it before! I couldn't remember the movie's name. Just the line.
dacheese: I count it as a valid smile. Maybe a young Snape one.
raindrops: Me too! I'm really starting to hate COS. Too many death scenes.
