A/N: the Thor/Heimdel thing is a references to the Daniel/Janet ship. Which carries over toour Asgard friends As Michael Shanks plays the voice of Thor and Teryl Rothery the voice of Heimdel there have been some implications as to the nature of thier relationship.
Just then down from the ceiling comes a shower of this time, blue light. IT'S THOR!
"Hey buddy" said Teal'c clearly proud of his newly learned lingo.
Thor stomped forward angrily "Why did you not tell me you had found thee glowing poodles of durgreivifstdnfuigngugkjy!" Thor demanded.
"Wow, he's really good at his annunciation." Jack said in wonder.
Hammond tried to explain "I'm sorry Thor but I don't know about any of this, SG-1 just beamed here with those damn poodles and…"
"These damn poodles George are the key to our very existence!" Thor screeched.
George starts to kick his leg to keep Pete from chewing on his shoe, while Jack is trying to pull Maybourne off the important papers producing a horrible screeching noise.
"Wha-what key to your existence?" Daniel asked
Just then Janet walk's in and the starts to look about.
"When we became aware of the danger before us, in a last desperate measure all of the genetic information of the Asgard was stored in these glowing poodles. So it is true to use the ancient euphemism "'Glowing poodles are the Asgards best friend'"
"Ancient euphemism?" Sam asked.
"Yes, they were big on those. It is unfortunate that the only way to retrieve the information involves slicing there brains up and feeding them to our computers for analysis." said Thor.
"Did you say unfortunate?" Jack asked.
"I'll get the sedatives." says Janet and leaves.
"Wait you can't slice all of them up that one's Pete." said Sam.
Pointing to the one Jack has pinned to the desk with his foot. Jack raises an eyebrow.
"Okay maybe that ones Pete." points to the one running in circles around the room.
"Carter this is the fate of the entire Asgard race." says Teal'c solemnly.
The poodles start to whimper. A faint whistling is heard in the back ground.
"But he really didn't do any thing to deserve this." said Sam.
"Yeah, and just think of the moral implications." agreed Daniel.
"What moral implications?" Jack asked.
"Just wait, I'll think of them."
"Waiting…"
The whistling grows louder and you can almost make out words.
"We can try to make do with what we have but if we can't find more poodles we will have to sacrifice your beloved." said Thor.
Daniel cringes, Teal'c looks up.
"Don't call him that!" shouts Sam.
"Is that singing?" Jack asks.
Tiny voices are singing to the tune of 'O Christmas Tree'. "Oh Daniel, Oh Daniel, how…"
Janet returns with assistants, hypodermic needles and a case of sedatives.
"I'll have to ask you all to cooperate! Now!" demands Janet.
Technician: (over the speakers) "Tok'Ra dudes coming in the ring thingy!"
Muffled staff blasts
"What the hell is going on!" yell Hammond, Thor and tiny voices in unison.
Tok'Ra burst into the room pointing guns.
"Why did you not tell us you had found the glowing poodles of durgreivifgfnfuigngugkjy?" asks the lead Tok'Ra.
"What the hell are you talking about?" said Hammond.
Janet says something to one of her assistants who takes off running.
Teal'c starts laughing manically, Jack joins in.
"Wait for it." say Jack and Teal'c together.
"Wow Jaffa dudes through the chap'pai" says Technician over speakers.
Teal'c gives Jack high five.
Just now 7 foot tall assistants start pouring into the room with hypodermic needles
"Okay that's it, get on the floor now!" orders Janet.
Tok'ra turn their guns but are besieged by assistants who promptly inject them with sedative per Janet's command.
Janet turns to Hammond with a big smile "Now general it's your turn."
"Have you completely lost it?" He asks.
"Now Georgie porgy I've wanted to do this for years now, and the time has finally come. I will run the SG-1 from now on and you will like it."(Thunder and Lightning)
"Oops" say the tiny voices.
"Ith's willy not dat pad deneral gammond." says a drugged Tok'Ra.
Jaffa rush in pointing staffs.
"Why did you not tell us you had found the glowing poodles of durgrivifgfstdnfuigngugkjy?" demanded the lead Jaffa.
Pete growls, and Maybourne barks.
"Is that all you can say?" asked Jack.
Janet snaps her fingers at which her highly trained elite assistants promptly inject the Jaffa with enough sedative to kill 20 elephants.
"I never thought it would be you Janet!" Sam cried in dismay.
"Well surprise, surprise I am the mother of all tiny voices." Janet laughed evilly.
They all watch in shock as Thor takes his place at her side.
"Thor buddy whachya doin?'" asks Jack.
"I wasn't that interested in taking over earth at the beginning but your doctor is so persuasive and…well, she reminds me of Hiemdal."
"But do not fear loyal subjects, you will be well supplied with green jell-o." announces Janet.
"I'm content." says Jack.
"Now to the control room!" orders Janet.
Janet and Thor lead a long procession of SG-1 Hammond Tok'ras, Jaffas, assistants and Poodles.
"What did you mean when you said you were the mother of all tiny voices?" inquires Daniel.
"Exactly what I said."
"Then you can get them to stop following me around?"
"I didn't say that."
