Chapter 17: Chamber of Secrets (Dedicated to cold-night09)
I can't believe there was a chamber under the girls sinks...
"Excellent, Harry. Good work. Well, then, I'll just be...There's no need for me to stay." Grab him Ron!
"Oh, Yes there is." We draw our wands "You first."
"Now, Boys, what good will it do?"
"Better you than us." My words exactly Ron.
"ButObviously, yes." That's right. Turn Lockhart. "Sure you don't want to test it first?" Oh Ron, don't push him with your wand (Pervy mind seems to be wandering at this point). You don't want to break it anymore than it already is. "It's really quite filthy down here."
"All right. Let's go."
"Oh, Harry?" Myrtle? "If you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet."
"Thanks, Myrtle." Reason not to die.
We jump in and the tunnel doesn't seem to end...till we hit the bottom with the bones. yuck.
"Now, remember: Any sign of movement, close your eyes straightaway." And we're off through the tunnel.
"Go on." Uh-oh, Seems like Lockhart needed prodding.
The air smells fouler this way "This way."
"What's this?" A snake-skin Ron...No wonder Snape calls us dunderheads.
"It looks like a snake." Even the professor is a dunderhead it seems.
"It's a snakeskin." Idiots.
"Bloody hell. Whatever shed this must be 60 feet long. Or more." Nice going Ron...He fainted.
"Heart of a lion, this one." Definatly not a Gryffindor...
He stole Rons wand! He didn't faint? Not Slytherin either it seems. He's threatening us with a broken wand?
"The adventure ends here, boys. But don't fret. The world will know our story. How I was too late to save the girl. How you two tragically lost your minds at the sight of her mangled body. So...You first, Mr. Potter. Say goodbye to your memories. Obliviate!" It back fired! Oh no. It started a cave it!
A Stone breaks my leg and I don't move fast enough I get a stone to the head and I'm buried at the bottom.
