A/N: Since a large number of people asked for it, here's Boromir's chapter.

KimBob: Yay! I got a Merry-hobbit from KimBob! (does a very happy dance) Yes, I know Aragorn has all his kingly clothes, but we only see them for about ten minutes at the end, and I'm too lazy to dig out the DVD from all those damn Extended Edition boxes. ...Yeah, salty foods and herbal tea with lemon work fairly well for writing. They seem to keep the mind focused on the task at hand. Never fear; I'll do Merry's chapter soon enough.

Akio the Dragon Master: I wouldn't wanna eat a squirrel, either. I've got a friend who's nickname is 'Squirrel,' too. (Creepy... lol) Only he spells is 'Squirl.' Yeah, Aragorn is pretty dirty at times, but he cleans up nicely in the end, though.

Dreammistress Jade: The hobbit says he's Fatty Bolger, the little rascal! (giggles) Thank you; now my precious little hobbits won't freeze! (God, that would be traumatic...) Gee, you'd better get around to seeing the movies, hun. They didn't win eight thousand Academy Awards for nothing!

aisha: Wow... You know so much more about this than I do, it's not even funny... I'll make sure to read The Silmarillion when I get the chance, though it probably won't be for a while. (I'll probably need to take notes to remember all that stuff!) If I do another Elf, it'll most likely be Elrond. Then, once I learn some about the them, I'll write Elladan and Elrohir. (Probably as one chapter, though...)

Boromir's Curse: Just in case you didn't notice (though I'm sure you did), here's Boromir's chapter. And I promise that once I'm done with the rest of the Fellowship, Faramir will be the next person I write. Just don't shoot me for making you wait a few more chapters for Faramir... (runs and hides from a horde of angry Faramir-fangirls)

Pasha ToH: Thank you very much!

EmySumei: For some reason, that's always my favorite section to write. Naughty Kitty-chan!

Wacko the Sane: I don't think actually stealing a baby is such a good idea, but if it lands you Aragorn... lol Yes, people keep reminding me of this, and you're no exception, I see. I'll write Éomer and Faramir as soon as I've written the rest of the Fellowship.

Mountain Bluebird: I had a feeling that Aragorn and Arwen were cousins, but I wasn't exactly sure about it, since I'm rather new to the Tolkien fandom. I'll make sure that I add that as soon as possible.

born to be hanged: Thank you; I'm glad to know that this is actually readable. (It seems like something I should know already, but there are a number of idiots out there who can't seem to navigate their way around a newspaper horoscope, so I can never be too sure.) In all honesty, I don't really know that much about the twins, but I'll bet I could find out a lot about them by reading something centered around them.

Dragon Fire 13: Thank you very much! I'm not so sure I can fit an entire naked Fellowship (plus Fatty Bolger and an army of Frodos) under my bed, though. But never fear! Kitty-chan's got a closet! (runs off to stuff Boromir into the closet)

xxx Boromir xxx

Other names, titles, and aliases:

'Captain of the White Tower': Boromir's military rank/position.

'Captain-General': Since he was the overall commander of Gondor's forces, this is what his troops called him.

'High Warden of the White Tower': Another title given to Boromir stating his military position.

'Prince of the City': Boromir's father was the Steward (who ruled in the place of the King in Minas Tirith), so he was sometimes called the prince of said city.

'Boromir the Tall, Boromir the Fair, Boromir the Bold': Names given to Boromir by Legolas and Aragorn when they launch his funeral boat. Since they wouldn't lie about their comrades, apparently Boromir was tall, fair, and bold. (Pretty general things to say about the guy, if you ask me...)

Appearance: If you ask Aragorn and Legolas, they'd say 'tall' and 'fair' were distinguishing features that described Boromir. But alas, 'tall' and 'fair' won't really cut it here (with mobs of adoring fangirls), will they? So... Tolkien described Boromir as having dark hair and grey eyes, but in the movie his hair is bordering on auburn, and just begging to be touched. Surprisingly, though, it doesn't seem to get dirty while he is with the Fellowship, but then again, it doesn't really have that much time to... (Hint, hint: he dies less than a third of the way to Mt. Doom.) Just like every other Man in Middle-earth, his face and jaw line have been graced with that never-growing-yet-never-being-shaved-off stubble. I imagine it's a bit prickly when it's rubbing up against bare female skin, but that never bothered any of the women of Middle-earth, did it? Anyway, in the movie, the rest of Boromir comes across to the audience as well-muscled and slightly fuzzy, from what we can see...

Clothing: For Boromir's clothes, layers seem to be the key: layers of rich green and gold and red. Layers take a while to put on, so Boromir evidently cares what he looks like. Apparently he doesn't mind being weighed down by about thirty pounds of velvet and chain mail and soft cotton, though I'm sure you'll mind when the time comes to remove them in a lustful haze and you've lost count of how many things you've already taken off him.

Intelligence: When we first meet Boromir, he's quite obsessed with the Ring. And when he leaves us, he's still infatuated with that tricky little trinket. So, it's quite difficult to judge how smart he actually is, and whether or not it's the Ring thinking for him. I assume that he was relatively smart to begin with, if not more so. He did manage to find his way to Rivendell, so he can't be really stupid. And, while on the Quest, he was quicker than the rest of the Fellowship to notice a few semi-important things, but nothing earth-shattering. Since his father was the Steward of Gondor, he and Faramir must have been bought at least a basic education before being shipped of to war. (i.e.: reading, writing, basic mathematics, etc...)

Personality: Before he became consumed by the Ring's awesomeness, we can assume that Boromir was one of those nice-but-authoritative war heroes. He and his father got along reasonably well enough (seeing as he was the firstborn son of Denethor), but when matters shifted to Faramir, things happened a little differently. He seemed to love both his father and little brother a lot, and he seemed to wish that they could all be one big, happy family, living together in Minas Tirith. A total family-man, no doubt. And, even when on the Quest and being influenced by the Ring, Boromir proved himself to still be loyal and caring; even a bit fun-loving. He has a big soft spot for the hobbits, and most likely children as well. Hope you like waking up at four in the morning to the sound of a crying baby one room over, because I'm sure Boromir doesn't mind.

Finances: Well, since his father is the Steward of Gondor, we can assume Boromir's got things well off. He spends a lot of time running around in the woods and caves with his guy-buddies, though, so I don't think he really uses that money to his advantage.

Home Economics: I get the feeling that he's been waited on his entire life, so I don't think he's really into the whole 'cooking' thing. If I were you, I'd learn how to cook for myself, just in case Boromir, you know, dies.

Special Skills: Nothing really wonderful... He carries that big shield through a large portion of Middle-earth, and that's about it, I guess...

Competition: No one canon, though I'm sure that (attractive as he is) he's hit the sheets with a few women of Middle-earth before you happened upon him. Also, he's got an army of fangirls all stalemated against one another. Don't be expected to get past them without a damn good fight, though I'm sure it will mostly be tooth-and-nail. Purchase yourself a sledgehammer before you try to take on his posse of fangirls and Boromir will be yours in no time.

In-Laws: First of all, Boromir will probably be more than happy to introduce you to his little brother, Faramir. The two are very close, and they're probably bursting at the seams with embarrassing stories of one another. After Faramir gets used the idea of his big brother being engaged/married, he will most likely become one of your closest non-romantic male companions. And since he was more focused on his studies as a lad, he'll be a step up from Boromir (who was often out with the military), and the two of you can have more cultured conversations. The other family member Boromir will show you off to will be Denethor, the Steward of Gondor, and your father-in-law. Since he won't be grieving the loss of his firstborn son when you meet him, Denethor will probably be a pretty nice guy. Just don't get on his bad side, though, because this guy can be plain awful. Be a suck-up and compliment everything and anything under his power, and you'll be Denethor's favorite daughter-in-law in no time as opposed to Éowyn, whom he never actually met by canon standards.

In Bed: I'm assuming that Boromir is pretty good here; probably out of practice, though, so don't expect you're the first one he's ravished. He'd be on top most of the time, but I'd think he'd do whatever you wanted. Boromir seems like a family-man, so he'd probably be expecting an heir out of it, as well as a damn good time, so I wouldn't advise going on the pill just yet. Wait until you two have four or five kids before resorting to birth control, just so Denethor won't be hounding you and Boromir about grandkids forever. Being the slightly-adventurous sort that he is, Boromir might get tired of the same-old-same-old-by-the-book-stuff he's been getting for the past few years. What to do when that happens: anything you want. Try being the dominating one, for example.

Bad Habits: Even though I don't think we see it, Boromir probably smokes a pipe. (Why do I bother to put this? Everyone smokes! Seriously, everyone!) He's also a little obsessed with the Ring for a while, but that ends abruptly.

Other: Your husband might just come of an untimely death, you know, in the prime of his life, so one day when he plans to go off to Rivendell, don't let him. I repeat: DO NOT LET BOROMIR GO TO RIVENDELL. HE WILL DIE IF HE DOES.

Conclusion: Boromir is extraordinary when you've got him, so if you've got him, flaunt him. Show him off to the neighbors and those asshole-aunts who said you'd marry a janitor. But, be wary of Orc arrows pointed his way. If you choose to let him go to Rivendell when I told you to make sure he doesn't, make him wear some better armor.

xxx Boromir xxx

A/N: Alright, now that Boromir's chapter is done, I'm going to finish off the Fellowship, then proceed to Faramir, Éomer, and anyone else you feel the need for me to write. -Not that I'm annoyed that this is popular, it's just that I've got my work cut out for me, and I happen to get a bit cynical when that happens. Anyway, tell me which member of the Fellowship you want next, and happy reviewing from Kitty-chan!