The Roommate

Sara: Editing this too (but keeping the little thingies)

InuYashaphr33k: Thanks. The entertaining twist is what I was going for. :-)

Shrimple13: When I was trying to think up a last name for them, Baka just popped into my head.

Cherryblosomz (for both): I will try to proofread it this time as well as ABC check. Just to make you happy :-)

Jokermanequin: Don't worry. The story isn't stopping anytime soon.

Sarcasm Girl8 (for both): I need as much reviews as I can get (just for the motivation). So many people tell me im funny all the time but when I hear it from reviews, it makes my day a whole lot better.

Tokichic (anonymous): Thanks. I was trying really hard to get the characters just right.

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Kawaii-Kitsune000: OH MY FREKIEN KAMI I AM SO GLAD U LIKE IT. I'll try to make sure all my words are the 'same tense' (whips out literacy book)

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or any characters from the show. The only thing I own is the story plot. ::sigh::


The Roommate: Chapter 3

Summary: AU: Kagome Higurashi, aspiring actress, realizes that she has no money left over to pay for her rent so she posts and ad for a roommate. Inuyasha Takeimo, a bankrupt actor in need of a place to stay...


"C'mon Kagome! I could have done a hundred of those by now!" Sango yelled as I struggled to do a back flip on the balance beam. I looked at her evilly. I reached my hands behind my back and tried to jump.

"AHH!" I cried as I landed on my back and slowly rolled off (Sara: That hurts. I tried.) and landed on my face. The blue floor mat wasnt so comfortable right then. Sango kneeled down to my level.

"Good thing you didn't try out for Najidensoko Gymnastics School." She mumbleed as she helped me up.

"I'd like to see you get on stage and try to act out Shakespeare." I shouted and blew a stray strand of raven black hair out of my face. Me and Sangowere practicing before the trainer comes in thirty minutes.

"Let me show you one more time." Sango finally said after looking at WcDonalds across the street longingly. She sighed and pulled herself up onto the wooden beam.

"NOW WATCH!" She shouted and does three back flips for good measure.

"I didn't think Sachii had to know Gymnastics." I said and put on my shoes. "Lets go to WcDonalds and wait for the trainer in there." Sango nodded and put on her coat so that her bare armswre covered. Wewere both only wearing a tank top and shorts. When I walked out the door, wisps of wind took my hair scrunchie away, leaving my hair able to fly haphazardly around my face.

"Damn." I said and we ran across the street. I entered the fast food restaurant and walked up to the counter.

"I'd like a WcChicken and a small WcFlurry." Sango said.

"I just want Caesar Salad." I said. There is a strict diet that Sesshomaru put me on. But it won't kill him for me just to have a little chicken. We took a seat in the back booth.

::INUYASHA'S POV::

"C'mon Inu-man. It wont kill us just to stop and WcDonalds and get food." Miroku moaned. "We've been driving all day from Nagoya. At least we can take one rest stop." I looked at him evilly. If looks could kill right now...

"FINE!" I shouted and pushed on the breaks, causing the car to screech. Miroku lurched forward and hit the glove compartment, causing it to fly open and the containments falling onto his lap. I turned into the parking lot and halted.

"LETS GO!" I growled. Miroku looked at me like I grew an extra head.

"Okay man. Chill." He said and opened the door, being careful not to get his purple dress thing snagged.

"Honestly. I know we went to a Feudal Era Carnival but you don't have to wear that everywhere." I mumbled as I reached into my pocket and pull out my credit card.

"Looks who's talking, Red Haori (sp?) Man." Miroku shot back. I looked down at my outfit and rolled my eyes.

"This is comfortable." I mumbled under my breath as we entered the fast food restaurant. I walked up to the counter.

"I'd like something with beef." I said, not used to coming to WcDonalds.

"He means a WcChicken And I would like WcNuggets. Six please." Miroku said and winked.

"I hate chicken." I groaned as I handed the guy my credit card. He gave use the food.

"Since you are Inuyasha. THE Inuyasha. You can get your food and I'll check your credit card while you eat." The clerk said excitedly.

"Uh... Thanks?" I tried and picked up the tray. I turned around and started off to a table in the back when I saw somebody there.

"Kikyou?" I asked nobody. No, I told myself. Kikyou will never let her hair be wind blown all over her face. And she will never eat here.I debate in my mind. That's when I realized that I was walking forward. The girl looked up at me.

"INUYASHA?" She shouted. Then I realize who it is.

"WENCH?"


Sara: I would have ended it there but stories so up on a lot differently then they do on Microsoft Word.


::KAGOME'S POV::

Iwas eating with Sango as we conversed about boys, shopping, and Princess Sachii.

"I really think you have to know gymnastics because Princess Sachii has to be fit, and know how to flow freely while walking. And plus all the boys need to think she is hot." Sango guessed.

"I agree. You should see the way you bounce along in the morning before... classes... HOLY SHIT I HAVE CLASSES AT SEVEN AND IT'S THREE!" I shouted only loud enough for Sango to hear me. She flinched and sighed.

"The training is only for an hour." Sango said. I think about that.

"Yea but look at the clock." I looked up to see if my watch is wrong and a hot guy came into my view.

"Look at his long silver... hair..." My voice drifted off as I fought to know who it was. But then his gold orbs come into view. My brain clicked.

"INUYASHA!"

"WENCH!"

The whole world froze.

"I knew Kikyou would be as ugly as that in public." I heard him to himself. I could feel my face turning red in anger. Sango looked at me. She opened her mouth to start to say something. I can feel the steam rising out of my ears.

"WHAT! YOU SHOULD LOOK IN THE MIRROR! I THOUGHT HAORI'S WENT OUT OF STYLE YEARS AGO!" I shouted. Inuyasha looked down at what he is wearing and blushed.

"AT LEAST I DON'T LOOK LIKE A WHORE. LOOK AT YOUR SHORTS. THEY BARELY COVER YOUR ASS! YOUR SUCH A BITCHY WANNABE!" He shouted back. Everybody in the restaurantwent silent. You could hear the occasional child say,"Mommy what is a wannabe/bitch/whore/ass".

"I didn't-" He started but I shook it off. I got up and ran across the street, back to Najidensoko.

::SANGO'S POV::

As Kagome ran across to Najidensoko, somebody yelled 'FRAUD'. I turned around. The clerk is pointing at Inuyasha. THE Inuyasha. The Grade A Ass.

"YOU'RE A FRAUD! THIS CARD IS COMPLETELY EMPTY! THERE IS NO MONEY IN HERE!" The man shouted. Inuyasha looked at him.

"Yes there is! There should be 45 dollars in there!" Some man I never seen before tapped Inuyasha, THE Inuyasha, on the shoulder.

"Didn't you spend that on your Haori? You said, and I quote, 'don't worry about it. I can stay with Kikyou until some other movie asks me to act out of them and bam; I'm over 1,000,000 dollars richer'" Miroku says. Inuyasha, THE Inuyasha, looked at him in horror.

"IM POOR! HOLY SHIT!"


Sara: There. That wasnt that long of editing. Time to move on to the next chapter.

Next Chapter Preview:

I look at the bill in my hands.

"Sango." I say calmly. She looks up from her TV dinner.

"Yes."

"How much did you say that trainer was?"

"Uhm about 125 dollars."

"Oh... Sango?"

"Yes?"

"He was actually 725 dollars."

"Oh... I think I read the 1 wrong."

"Oh...Sango?"

"Yes."

"I hate you."

"I know."

(no use keeping that but i like that preview :-))


Hey whats that down there!

It looks so cool

Not here but lower

And lower

And lower

And lower

See it too?

Kinda purple and says some words on it.

Hmm... Wonder what will happen when I press it..............