Jaz: Yay! I finished Chappy 3! (does a happy dance) Another kewl thing is I made an email address where I role play (or act as Roy-sama)! Queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Flamealchemist(underscore)Mustang(at)kaxy(dot)com

Anyway… please enjoy!

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Chibified!

Chapter 3: School!

Roy snuggled in the soft comforting pillow with his head sinking in it. It's been so long since he had such a great sleep, and it's been so long he has been so warm; so comfortable. He then felt a warm breath coming down his neck.

Roy turned his head to the other side to find Hawkeye embracing Roy's little body in her sleep. (AN: Isn't that cute?)

He twitched once. He twitched twice. Until he made a .. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH—thud

Roy laid there on the cold carpet floor trying to catch his breath. Why in God's name was he sleeping with Hawkeye?

"Lance.. are you okay? You fell off the bed. " Riza said just waking up from atop of the bed.

"First Lieu—I mean.. Miss Hawkeye… how did I end up sleeping in that bed..?" Roy said in his little innocent child voice.

"You fell asleep on the couch watching tv, what else?"

Roy finally remembered. He was watching a marathon of Baywatch. Man, were those chicks hot.

"Are you hungry? I'm going to go make breakfast…" Riza got up from her covers and quickly made the bed and walked out of the room.

Roy realized that Riza was wearing a very big T-shirt and very short shorts for bed. "I don't see why you don't bother wearing mini-skirts to work.." He muttered.

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So, a couple of days gone by and Roy was acquainted To Riza's customs. Her cooking, the way she acted, where he had to sleep with her in the same bed, but was still getting used to the idea of Black Hayate around.

Bradley was kind enough to give Riza less work since she was responsible for a child, alone.

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"Where are we going..?" Roy said strapped with a seat belt across his chest in the back of the car. Riza smiled as she continued to drive. "You'll see.."

They drove for at lest 5 or 6 blocks until they came to a big building with lots and lots and lots of children in it. This place was meaning only one thing…

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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Roy walked in the Kindergarten classroom with a frown on his face. He looked at all the little children staring at him as they sat on the floor with silence. The teacher, Mrs. Eastwood, was rather beautiful and quite young. She smiled.

"Class, this is our new student, Lance Ando(AN: Copied it out of Natsumi Ando who made Zodiac PI)," announced the teacher.

"Hello, Lance," The class said in unison.

"Whatever.." He muttered. Roy tried not to look at the teacher, since she was very attractive.

The teacher tried to look at his face. "Lance, you can sit next Tidus and Kairi (AN: That's right! Kingdom Hearts! X3)"

Kairi, the red head, and Tidus, the spiky blonde boy with a tan raised their hands up frantically to tell Roy where they were.

Roy rolled his eyes and sat next to the two on the floor.

"Hi! My name is Kairi! Nice to meet you!" Kairi whispered harshly in Roy's ear.

"And I'm Tidus!" The blonde boy whispered harshly as well. "Wanna play handball at recess?"

"Whatever.."

Kairi and Tidus exchanged looks. "Hey, Kairi, you think he may be another Leon?"

"Maybe.."

Roy perked his head. "Who's Leon?"

Kairi pointed to the kid who sat in the back of the class. He wore all black and looked very serious and quiet.

"Oh.."

"Kairi, Tidus.. no talking during math lesson. I don't want to put you're names up on the board.." The teacher said tapping her little ruler on the board.

"Yes, ma'am.." They both said apologetically.

"As for you, Lance, I don't want to put you're name up on the board on you're first day!" She warned.

"Sorry.." He said sheepishly.

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Even though Kindergarten was too easy for him, he had to crouch at the kids' level just to not suspicion. His writing was so neat, that he had to write with his left hand to make it look like he was a Kindergartner. Trying to go about at everyone's speed became frustrating.

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Roy sat at the table outside eating his lunch (made by Riza.. which tasted so darned good) as he watched the children run left to right playing on recess.

"Hey, Lance, wanna play handball?" Tidus said as he came from out of nowhere.

"No thanks, kid.." He said seriously munching on his turkey sandwhich.

Tidus scratched his head. "Kid?" He echoed.

"Alright, punk, give me you're lunch!"

The two boys turned to see another boy with long silver hair and intimidating green eyes bullying another kid.

"I-I didn't bring my lunch today… I forgot it…" stammered the helpless scrawny victim.

The Silver-haired boy smirked. "Then, I'd minus well give you a wedgie!" He started reaching out to the little boy.

"HEY!"

The silver-haired boy turned to see little Roy and little Tidus hiding behind him cowardly. "Lance, do you know who that guy is? He's Sephiroth! He's the biggest bully in the whole playground!"

Roy continued to look directly in Sephiroth's eyes. "Well, someone needs to stand up to him…" he muttered.

All the kids in the playground halted in what they were doing and circled the two kids wondering what would happen next.

Sephiroth leaned closer to little Roy. Looking face to face. "Oh ya? What are you going to do about it?"

Roy thought. "Uh…"

Tidus smacked his forehead. Sephiroth smirked,

"Uhm… I'll perform… alchemy!" He said.

Everyone chattered among themselves.

"Alchemy? I'd like to see that….. " Sephiroth said amused.

Roy thought for a second more and smirked. "Without a transmutation circle! I'll make you have bad luck!"

Sephiroth snorted. "Well, do it!"

Roy clapped his hands together. Nothing happened.

Sephiroth laughed. "Ha ha! You big phony! Time for a wedgie, wimp!" Sephiroth then tripped on a rock next to his foot and fell face down on his face. Everyone laughed.

Sephiroth gasped. "Oh no! I have bad luck!" he then ran inside the classroom bursting into tears.

Roy smirked and flipped his bangs out of his eyes. "Heh heh. Little kids are always easy to trick…" He said to himself.

"Let's celebrate in honor of our hero, Lance!" Tidus cheered. All the kindergartners cheered loudly as well. "YAAAAAY!" They started to crowd Roy.

"Aaah! Hey get off me! You, let go of my arm!" Roy said trying to escape the mob of fans. "OW! STOP IT!"

The teacher watched them mob Roy from her window. She smiled and started to dial on the phone.

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"He scared off a bully?" Riza said on the phone quite surprised. "Wow. That's very brave of him… Thank you Mrs. Eastwood for telling me Lance's progress in school. I'll let him know that you called."

Roy opened the door looking like a wreck from all the mobbing children. He collapsed as he entered the room.

"Oh, never mind. He's right here. He just came home from the bus. Thank you and goodbye…" Riza hung up the phone. "You're teacher Mrs. Eastwood called and said how well you had progress in school."

"Uh huh…" Roy muffled through the floor.

Riza smiled. "She says that you scared off the bully that has been making mischief during recess. Is that true..?"

"Uh huh…" Roy muffled through the floor.

Riza crouched down and poked him on the shoulder a couple of times. "Hey, Mr. Hero. Get up or you'll miss dinner.."

Roy immediately jumped up and zipped to the dining room.

Riza scratched her head. "That was easy…"

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Jaz: tee hee hee! That was funny! X3 Oh.. btw… if you were smart enough to notice. I put some KH2 characters in there like Tidus, Kairi, Sephiroth, Leon, and Selphie. Yeh. I'm a big Final Fantasy nerd. LOL