(WEE! HERE ARE THE BLOOPERS Me and my friend were drunk off soda and had nothing better to do then to make bloopers! Some of them are pretty funny and we couldn't stop laughing lol. So here we go.)

Edward stood out on the steps of HQ. It was pretty cold outside, but he was pretty hot from that last episode with Roy. Ed sighed placeing his hands into his pockets, as he looked up at the sky. He was just begining to relax when he fealt a hand rap around his waist. Ed was completly taken by surprise and looses his balance.

"Ooops." Roy says 'accidently' letting Ed go.

"Roy you FUCKER!" Ed yelled falling down the stairs.

"Um...I LOVE YOU!"

"FUCK YOU! ow..stupid rock. That almost when up my ass."

"WHEN, WHERE, AND HOW HARD!"


Ed and Roy barely got the door closed before they started pullin clothes off. Roy pressed Ed against the wall as he shut the door with his foot. Roy kissed Ed deeply as he began to take Ed's shirt off. Ed Gave a small whimper as Roy threw Ed's shirt on the floor and ran his fingers delicatley along Ed's stomach. Ed began to pull off Roy's uniform jacket off and then began to unbutton Roy's undershirt off, as Roy unbuckled Ed's belt. Ed scooted off the wall causing them both to go crashing to the floor.

"Uh...Roy...why are your pants wet?"

"Okay..I think I released a little to soon."

"GEE YA THINK! Eww...IT'S ALL OVER MY LEG!"


Ed leaned down and kiss Roy. Covering Roy's mouth with his, Ed slipped his tounge through his lips and slid his toungue across his teeth, exploring his mouth. Roy rapped his tongue around Ed's as he moved his thumbs slowly up and down his thin sides. Ed broke the kiss.

"What?"Roy questioned.

Ed paused and a small smile appeared on his face. "Roy, your getting hard and it's poking me in my butt."

ripping noise is heard.-

Roy and Ed are both confused.

"What the hell was that noise." Ed asked.

Roy pulls Edward down so that he can whisper something in his ear.

Ed begins to laugh histerically. "HAHAHA! YOU GOT SO HARD YOU RIPPED YOUR OWN PANT! THAT'S A GOOD ONE!"

Roy blushes. "SHUT UP!" Ed is still laughing.

Roy snaps making Ed's boxers on fire. "GAHH! GET IT OFF!" Ed screams

Roy starts laughing forgetting that Ed is ontop of him. And then his pants light on fire and they both begin to scream.

"AHH! GET IT OFF!"

Suddenly the bed bursts into flames!

MEANWHILE

Hughes is laughing his head off. "Woaw look at him go! THERE ON FIRE!" Hughes laughes even more at his pun.

Riza hits him over the head with her gun. "GO GET A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!"

"Well, excuse me miss pissy pants! Some one is on their period."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET THE EXTINGUISHER IN THERE!"

"Psh..do it your self."

"If you don't get over there i will bleed all over you."

Hughes is gone in a second-


Ed heaved a heavy sigh as he turned towards the crowd. Pinaco and Winry waved from the front. Winry was a little upset that she wouldn't be able to work on Ed's automail anymore.

Roy turned to Ed and Al.

"You guys ready?" Roy questioned.

They both nodded and Roy bent down to kiss Ed's forhead. The crowed gasps.

"Oh please it's not like you didn't know already." Roy says to the crowd.

The crows nodds and agrees a little.

"All right...let's do it." Ed saids turning towards the factory.

"Okay." Roy says jumping ontop of him, ripping off Ed's shirt.

"RAPE! SOMEBODY HELP ME!" Ed yells frantically.

The crowd cheers Roy on. The crowd begins to chant "GO!"repetedly


"You guys ready?" Roy questioned.

They both nodded and they sooned dissapeared.

The crowed roared as the doors closed.

"BOO! EDWARD ELRIC SUCKS!"Some body in the back of the crowd screams. Roy glares and snaps his fingers sending half the crowed in flames! "Solves that problem."


(if you have any bloopers that you would want to see from my story..just reveiw the bloopers to tell me it! or you could e-mail it...and i may or may not add it...maybe if im feeling nice i will ...okay yeah..i'll out it on here. Hope you liked the story! BYE!)