Jaz: Yay! Two chapters uploaded in one day! How cool is that? Also… I know you really like Chibi Roy. We all know that he's cute, cuddly… and perverted. But… another thing is… THAT HE IS MINE! (steals Roy and goes too Timbuktu) Muahahahaha!

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Chibified!

Chappy 4: Meet the Siblings

Roy couldn't keep his eyes off his freakishly red polka-dot bow. "I cannot believe that I am wearing this…" He muttered. There was another concept that confused him about women, what is it with their fashion sense?

Riza ran back and forth from room to room, primping her hair and spraying perfume on her. "Lance, does my hair look okay? How about my dress? Is there anything wrong with me at all?"

"Don't worry Miss. Hawkeye, you look fine.." Roy said trying to calm Riza down.

In a matter of fact, he wasn't lying. She looked dashingly beautiful with her golden blonde hair down and her red dress sparkling along with her earrings and necklace. He found it odd, but he thought she had this sort of 'shine' to her that made her stand out.

Anyway, Riza's siblings were coming over because she bought another bigger apartment – much bigger compared to Riza's old apartment. Roy was very well relieved because he has his own room, privacy, and as much as a pervert he is.. he wouldn't have to sleep with Riza!

Roy and Black Hayate stood there watching Riza running back and forth.

Black Hayate whined and put his paw over his eyes.

"I know, my human slave. It embarrasses me to see Riza in this state…" Roy muttered.

Ding Dong!

"It's them!" Riza started to run to the door and almost tripped over her high-heels. Roy tried not to laugh. It simply amazes him how different Riza is at work from home. She seemed very different. It amused him.

Riza straightened her dress and primped her hair and finally opened the door revealing a young man with sleek blonde hair and a white tux. He held a bouquet of flowers. "Uh.. hi." He said.

"Oh, Rufus, they're beautiful!" Riza said taking the bouquet. "Please come in." Riza stepped out of the way so Rufus could come in.

Rufus flipped his bangs and scanned the room. "Nice place you have, Riza…" He said coolly. "Thanks…" Riza said setting the bouquet down. Rufus' blue eyes darted at Roy's. They're cold eyes looked at each other eye-to-eye. Roy had a feeling he wouldn't like this, 'Rufus' – not at all.

"My, my, Riza. I never knew you had a kid. Hiding a relationship from our family…. Naughty you.." Rufus snorted still looking at Roy. Roy glared.

"Now, now, Rufus. Don't jump to conclusions. I'm only taking care of him temporarily… one of my colleagues asked me to take care of him for a while until he finally gets everything settled." Riza said patiently tending the flowers inside her new vase.

"Hmph. Must be that Colonel Mustang you work for… speaking of him, I'm surprised he paid you this much to get such a lovely apartment." Rufus said with a smirk on his face.

Riza froze. Roy glared even more.

Rufus kneeled down to pet Black Hayate. "Man's best friend. The saying never lies." Rufus said.

Riza turned to Rufus. "Uhm, how about you wait at the dining room table. Dinner is about to be ready soon… It's the room to the left."

Rufus stood and tussled Roy's hair as he passed by making his way to the kitchen table. Roy growled and straightened his hair back to its original state.

Ding Dong!

Riza opened the door and revealed another blonde with amber eyes. "Ah, Elena!"

"Hi, Riza! Nice place you have here!" Elena greeted. She walked in the apartment and looked around. She then sniffed the air. "Wow… the place smells like a mixture of dinner, potpourri.. and….. perfume…"

Riza sweat dropped. "Uhm.. dinner is at the table…"

"Oh, great!" Elena gleefully went to the dining room. "Mm.. sounds good in here Ri-" Elena froze and stared at her brother, Rufus, waving to her at the dining table. She twitched her eye. "Riza… what is Rufus doing here?"

Rufus leaned on his chair and shrugged. "What? You're saying that eldest sibling can't come to his little sister's family dinner? You do realize why they call it a family dinner.. don't you?"

Elena snorted and sat down across from Rufus. "Well, I'm sorry.. I thought I family dinner was suppose to be Ass-free."

"Yeah, Elena.. what ARE you doing here? This IS suppose to be ASS-FREE…" smirked Rufus.

Elena started reaching Rufus' neck from across the table. "What did you say, you pompous?"

Ding Dong!

Riza answered the door which revealed another one of her sisters. "Hello, Willow.."

"Hey, Riza-chan!" Willow chirped. She saw Roy sitting next to Black Hayate. "Ooh! Is this that Lance you were telling me about in you're letters?"

Riza nodded. "Uh.. yeah.."

"He looks soooooooooo cuute!" Willow squealed pinching Roy's cheeks really hard.

"OW!" He said.

Riza led Willow into the dining room. "Come along, Willow. Everyone is waiting…"

Roy rubbed his cheek and followed Riza behind her. "That hurt…" He whined.

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The dinner was far less from interesting. Everyone remained very quiet and the only sounds everyone could hear were the clanking of the spoons and forks.

"So, Riza, how do you like the new place..?" Elena asked.

"Fine. It's very spacious than my other one…" Riza answered.

It remained silent again.

"SO, Lance, dear, what do YOU want to be when you grow up?" Elena asked. Everyone stared at Roy at the other end of the table.

"Uhm… a state alchemist?" He squeaked.

"State Alchemist?" Rufus echoed. "I wonder who'd be the next idiot to become one…"

"You know, Rufus, you could be a little more enthusiastic about his dream." Riza scolded.

"Well, who the hell would want to be someone killing people everywhere?" Rufus retorted. Riza didn't answer.

Roy hung his head. This is a disaster….

Elena frowned. "Rufus, stop trying to ruin the family dinner. Riza was expecting a lot from this and you know it!"

"Yeh? Then, why are we talking about little kids who want to become cold-blooded killers?" Rufus yelled back.

Roy's stomach churned. Rufus was right. Why were we talking about this? The more he started to talk about it, the more Roy felt worse.

Riza slammed her hands on the table. "SHUT UP!"

Everyone remained silent.

Riza finally regained control of her temper and sat back down.

Everyone else continued to eat.

Willow was trying to come up with a more interesting and less debated subject. "Hey, Riza-chan…" she said. "You haven't talked about that boyfriend you wrote about in the letters you sent me… What was his name? Rin? Rick? Ray? Rex? I can't seem to remember…"

Rufus, Riza, and Elena both choked on their soup that they were drinking at the same time.

"cough, cough Willow… what are you talking about?" Riza said blushing terribly hard.

Roy became interested in the conversation. "Yes, Miss Hawkeye. Tell us about you're boyfriend!"

"I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND!" She yelled.

Willow frowned. "But you said he was REALLY hot and was a hunk! You even sent me a picture of him!" Willow was about to dig into her pocket finding the picture.

"Willow, stop!"

Willow froze and she hung her head. "I'm sorry, sister… I was only trying to come up with a subject that people won't fight over…."

Riza sighed of relief. "You accomplished that…"

Roy frowned and slumped down his chair. So much for finding her secret boyfriend…

Rufus continued to look at Riza. After a moment pf hesitation, he finally said. "You guys, lets go home… I think we tortured our sister enough here…"

Riza's two younger sisters guiltily looked down at their bowl of soup. Roy sighed happily. Thank god!

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So, Riza's crazy siblings left and Roy and Riza helped clear up the dining table. But Roy felt really bothered. He wanted to know about Riza's boyfriend.

"Miss Hawkeye…" Roy asked as they watched tv on the couch after they cleaned up. "Could you tell me more about you're crush? The one we were talking about at dinner?"

Riza blushed. "Well…"

"Pleeeeaaasssseee?"

"Aw.. What the heck? Well… he's really handsome, strong, brave, smart…. But to tell you the truth, he can be a bit lazy and a slouch…"

Roy tried to picture Riza's crush in his mind as she gave a list of details.

"..and his name is…" Riza blushed more.

"Yea? What's his name?" Roy asked eagerly to find out one of Riza's darkest secret.

Riza dug her face into a soft pillow. "What's the point? There's no need for you to know…" She said through the pillow. Roy sweat dropped. I guess I'll never know…

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Tee hee hee. That was so kawaii. BTW.. if you guys are familiar with the Final Fantasy 7 series…. You can see I added Rufus and Elena on there… Hahahhaa nyuk nyuk. Anyway, I'm sorry if it took me a long time to update. I'm trying to make a Valentine's Day Chapter even though its so late…. (grr.. stupid homework)

Anwyay, if you want to email Roy-sama… email:

flamealchemist(underscore)Mustang(at)Kaxy(dot)com