Muahahahaha! I am soooo evil!
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Chibified!
Chappy 6: Bath Time!
Hawkeye looked out the window looking very bothered. "It's raining," She said. "I hope Lance is okay…" She suddenly heard the rattling of the doorknob, and Black Hayate started barking.
Hawkeye continued to look at the door until little Roy opened the door revealing him carpeted by mud from head to toe and was drenched from the rain.
"Lance! Look at you! You're filthy!" Hawkeye exclaimed.
Roy looked at himself, not surprised by the fact what Hawkeye said. "This? Well, the bus ran over a mud puddle and.. well… you get the point.."
Hawkeye and Black Hayate exchanged looks. She smiled and Black Hayate just panted and barked a couple of times. They then slowly started cornering Roy.
Roy was confused and didn't know what to do. "Wait, what are you doing? Get away from me, I tell you! Get away! No – please stop! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Hawkeye happily hummed a tune. "Don't worry, Lance, before you know it, you'll be fresh and clean!"
"This is a nightmare…" Roy muttered embracing his legs and was covered by mountains and mountains of bath bubbles inside the steaming bathtub.
"Oh, come on, Lance, it's not THAT bad…" Hawkeye said with her sleeves rolled up scrubbing Roy's back with a sponge from outside of the bathtub. "Bath time is suppose to be a lot of fun. Isn't that right, Black Hayate?" Roy rolled his eyes, and at the same time, he was deeply embarrassed. Black Hayate stood up from the side of the bathtub barking.
"What are you looking at?" muttered Roy, glaring back at Black Hayate.
"Eeeek!" Cold water chilled down his back and on top of his head. "Wh-what w-was THAT for!" He hissed shivering, chattering his teeth.
"I had to rinse you off.." Hawkeye answered patiently.
"WITH COLD WATER?"
"Well, I'm sorry Mr. Punctual… I'll be sure to use warm water instead…"
And so, Roy finally became clean and Hawkeye hired the carpet cleaners to clean up Roy's track of mud.
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Hee hee hee.. that was sooo cute and funny! I bet you all girls went, "Aaaaaawwwww…" Hahaha. Anyway, answer my poll question while you're at it; just for fun!
Which one of these makes you similar to Roy?
a) You're good looks
b) You're butt kicking moves
c) Smart/ sarcastic humor
d) Screw this! I'll just go back to worshipping Roy!
