Hiya everyone! So far, I have somewhere around 70 reviews! Thank you all for reviwing! The more reviews I get, the more chappys I write! I have so much to write about, yet I've done so little! Anyway, speaking of that, I predict that my writing speed rates are going lower because I'm doing too many fics at once.. Gomen nasai… I've been working so much on Chibified, and Delusional that I haven't even worked on my other stories, Family and Social Life Sucks. In the meantime, I creating somewhere around…. Uuhm…. 5 more fics which is a lot……. Sooo… you're going to have to expect the chapters coming in a lot slower. Also….
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Chibified!
Chappy 7: GOTTA GO!
Hawkeye and Roy were waiting in a long line in which took forever at Vons. Roy thought they were waiting for hours, but in reality, they were only waiting for 20 minutes. And so, they lingered on and on, with Riza tapping her foot impatiently and Roy drinking all the Capri Sun pouches one after another.
Soon after, the Capri Sun got into that part of the body again meaning…. The twisted legs, the frantic hopping, the lack of breathing; it could only mean one thing…. "I GOTTA— GO! BAAD!" Little Roy wheezed.
It was no wonder. Roy's puny bladder couldn't hold all that juice.
"Now?" Riza said which in case was the worst possible timing ever. After all that waiting, they finally get to the front of the line and Roy has to go. "I knew you should not have had all those Capri Suns…" Riza said heaving a sigh.
Roy tugged on Riza's jacket looking as if he was about to burst. "I need to go… and I need to go Now!" He said wheezing and puffing. Riza thought it looked like he was having an Asthma attack.
"Alright! Quickly before you wet yourself!" Riza got a hold of Roy's arm and they immediately and hastily scurried through the thick crowds and lines running towards the bathrooms.
At long last (in Roy's perspective), they finally made it to the bathrooms. Roy tried to rush in the 'Little Boy's' room but Riza held him back.
"What are you doing?"
"I can't let you go in there by yourself…"
"WHY NOT?"
"Because.. I can't go in the Men's restroom with you and you may get stolen or worse…"
Roy growled. It sucks being 5…
"Come on… if you need to go to the potty… go in here.." And Riza dragged Roy into the women's restroom.
(AN: I know. That's what my mom did at the mall or store whenever no one could take my little brother in the restroom. She would take him in the Women's Bathroom with her so she could watch him..)
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The women's restroom was far different than the Men's, it didn't have those things that men would stand up and pee in (and I forgot what they were called, but don't expect me to remember because I'm a girl!) and it had lots and lots of women; beautiful women to be precise.
Riza led him into a vacant restroom stall. "Now, you do your 'business' in here and I'll wait outside of your stall…" She informed. "And be sure to flush the toilet and don't make a mess…"
"OkayokayBYE!" Roy quickly slammed the stall door. I hate being treated as a child….
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Riza stood broadly and tall in front of Roy's stall (somewhat like a bodyguard). She waited patiently for Roy to finish.
Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss………..
Riza slightly rocked back and forth continued to wait. This is bull-! I can't believe a left all my groceries in line just to take Lance to the restroom! We were so close to the manager though…. CRAP! Indeed, Riza was frustrated, but she decided not to take it on at poor 'Lance.' Besides, he is still a young child and young children have a tendency to go to the restroom a lot.
Pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss……….
The tinkling noises echoed through the bathroom. Riza sometimes wondered if shoppers could hear it even from the outside of the restroom.
Pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss………Oh, gawd.. how long has he been pissing? I swear, I am never again giving him large amounts of drinks whenever we're outside home… Riza thought.
Pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss……..
Then again, Roy always used to drink large amounts of coffee during the day. Speaking of which… I wonder why he left on such short notice.. Why didn't he tell us? Why didn't he tell me? When he comes back.. I'm – I'm – sigh I don't know what I'm going to do… Riza sulked.
Pssssssssssssssssssss—ZIP!
Riza sighed out a laugh. "Finally…" She whispered.
Riza heard toilet flush noise and moments later, chibi Roy walked out of his bathroom stall.
"Any better?" Riza asked.
Roy nodded. "Much…"
Riza pointed over to the sinks. "Go wash your hands…"
"Sure…" Roy went over to the shorter sink sets and washed his hands.
You know… I never noticed it… but he does remind me a lot of Roy… Riza thought staring at the back of Lance's head.
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Roy washed his hands with soapsuds flying everywhere. "Stupid soap.." He cursed.
His eyes wandered off to a lady at this quarter machine taking out some sort of 'stick' out of it.
"That's just wrong…" Roy whispered.
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Poll
What is your favorite fluff scene?
a- Roy sleeping with Riza
b- Riza giving chibi Roy a bath
c- Roy and Riza holding hands while crossing the street
d- Other (explain which scene)
