FF7 fans, get ready! I dedicate this to Moonlit Sonata fer giving me da idea and Casey and KK because they like FF7!

Aaalso… I realized that Roy's personality is waay off. But who cares? It's Roy and we all love him, don't we?

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Chibified!

Chapter 9: Blind Date Prt 1

It was a sunny afternoon in the big City and it has been months since Roy has been staying with Riza, accustomed to her daily routines. Unfortunately, Hughes hasn't found a cure for Roy's chibiness (in which we all adore and love) and has taken the liberty to take care of Roy's apartment. Today, Willow decided to come visit her sister and take both of their kids to the park and Roy seemed 'ecstatic' about the fact.

"Hey, Lance, wanna play sword fight with sticks?"

"No.. I don't…" Roy answered exasperatedly sitting on a giant pile of sand.

"Wanna play on the swings?"

"No…"

"Or how about sword fight with sticks?"

"Cloud, you asked me that question for the millionth time!" Roy said starting to get impatient.

The little blonde spiky headed kid scratched his head. "Gee, Lance, what do you want to play?"

"How about, 'leave me alone!'" Roy suggested sarcastically.

Cloud scratched his head. "hmm.. never heard of that game.. How do you play it?"

Roy rolled his eyes.

Meanwhile with Riza and Willow, sitting on a nearby vacant bench watching their boys, Riza seemed very upset and depressed since she hasn't seen her 'crush' in months now. Willow became deeply concerned. "Riza-chan… is there something wrong?"

"….."

"Riza-chan?"

Riza snapped out of her thoughts. "Huh? What?"

"Something is deeply bothering you.. do you mind telling me what's the problem?"

Riza blushed. "No.. I'm fine.."

Willow giggled and whispered in her ear. "It's about that 'Roy' guy isn't it, Riza-chan?"

Riza turned red and covered her younger sister's mouth. "SHHH! Be quiet before someone hears you!"

Roy turned to see Riza and Willow whispering 'stuff' to each other. Roy cocked his head. "Wonder what those two are talking about?"

"Ooooh… soo you dooo like him? And I thought those letters you were sending me were a joke!" Willow teased.

"I don't like anybody!" Riza retorted.

Willow thought and thought and thought until an imaginary light bulb flashed above her head. "I got an idea!" She said. "Hey kids, we're going to go now!"

Cloud looked up at her mother from trying to pull Roy over to the slide. "But moom…" He whined.

"Don't you 'but mom' me, Mister! We're going, NOW!" Willow yelled.

"Yes, mother…"

Roy sighed of relief. "Phew…"

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"The Shooting Range?" Riza echoed looking up at the sign title.

"Yup!" Willow chirped. She handed Cloud to Riza. "Watch Cloud for me, hun, while I go get something fer' you!" Willow jogged inside leaving everyone else bewildered and confused.

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It's been 10 minutes since Willow left to 'run in.' Riza and Roy were standing against the building wall while Cloud was playing a stupid game along the sidewalk.

"Don't you want to play, too, Lance?"

"Uhm… no…"

"Oh.. ok…" Riza started to look out on the street watching the cars pass by.

She's so grim… Roy thought, afterwards leaving attentions towards Cloud. "Hey, Cloud, how did you get your hair all spiky?"

"I used glue!" Cloud chirped.

Roy grimaced. Retard….

"Oh, Rizaaaaaa-chaaaaaaaan!" The gang turned to see Willow.

"Oh… back so soon?" Riza said depressingly.

"Look what I got for yooouuuu…." Willow moved out of the way to reveal a tall young man (somewhere around 28) with short crimson black hair and bloody red (yet sexy as Vincent fan girls would say it) eyes. In summary, he's just tall, dark, and handsome.

Riza blushed. "U-uhm…"

"Hello. My name is Vincent Valentine…. Willow, here, has told me everything about you. I am deeply honored to meet you…" Vincent kneeled and softly kissed Riza's hand.

Riza continued to blush. Roy glared.

Vincent looked up looking Riza straight in the eyes. "May I know of return my sweet maiden's name?"

"R-Riza… Riza Hawkeye…" She stammered.

Roy sneered. "I don't like this guy…" Cloud didn't hear anything because he was too busy waltzing around.

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"Hey, boss, I did all the paperwork you asked me to do…"

"Uh-huh.."

"And I paid off all the fees that I owed.."

"Uh-huh…"

"And I cleaned my office just as you asked…"

"That's nice, Reno.." Rufus said not amused.

"Soo… do I get a bonus?" Reno said in a sweet polite tone that seemed very eager and suspicious.

"No…" Rufus replied coldly.

Reno smirked. "Then, that means I get to date one of your sisters…"

"Nope… wrong again…"

Reno frowned. "So, that means I'm not close to getting a promotion…"

"Bingo…" Rufus chimed.

The two men came to a crosswalk waiting instinctively for the sign to go red. Seconds later, it did turn green and the two men, along with mobs of people, started crossing.

"Geez, boss, why is it that you don't let anyone date your sisters?" Reno whined trying to get through the crowds.

"Because…" Rufus replied.

Reno mischievously smiled. "Ooh.. so I see the President has a lil' soft spot for his sisters…" He teased.

"No.. it's because that if they date a dog, like you, and they get dumped, they'll obviously take it out on me… which of course why I try so hard to keep them as virgins…" Rufus explained.

Reno cocked his head and scratched his messy/spiky red hair. "Wait a minute, boss, you're youngest sibling got married and had a kid…"

"True… true…" Rufus said. "But she got a divorce 2 years after they had my nephew… and then she called me throwing all these 3-hour long complaints at me…"

"Ouch…"

"Yup… that's my life…" Rufus sighed.

Unexpectedly, Rufus stopped walking and Reno almost ran into the back of him. "Uhm, boss?" Reno asked.

Rufus kept on staring up ahead staring at Riza and her boyfriend, Vincent. "So, Riza has a new boyfriend, eh?"

"Uh-oh.."

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Meanwhile, Riza remained intimidated/frozen by Vincent's supreme hotness.

Vincent blinked. "Is.. there something the matter, miss?" He asked.

"Uh… what?" Riza said snapping out of her thoughts.

"There seems to be something troubling you…."

"N-no! I-I'm fine!" She stammered.

Willow grabbed a hold of the two children's wrists. "Hey, kids, we're going to go, now!"

"WHAT?" Riza softly slipped away from Vincent's light grip on her hands. "Excuse for just one moment…"

Riza took Willow aside. "What do you think you're doing?" She whispered harshly.

"Leaving you with your date, of course!"

"B-but.. that's not the point! You set up a blind date for me without even telling me!"

Willow's smile faded. "But I thought you'd like surprises…"

Riza growled frustratingly.

"Ahem…" The two sisters turned to see Vincent waiting patiently for them.

"I swear, after this date, I'm going to strangle you.." Riza threatened to Willow before she went off to Vincent.

Roy sweat dropped. "She sure is threatening…."

Cloud nodded. "Yeah, she's worst than mom!"

Willow turned attentions to the two boys and grinned. "Come on, boys, let's go get some ice cream!"

"But-" Roy didn't want to go. He wanted to be next to Riza. He didn't want that 'Vincent' character to be with her. Finally, he realized; was he jealous? Why is he jealous?

Willow grabbed a hold of the two boys' hands. "Come along, children…" She then walked away with the children; opposite direction of where Riza and Vincent were going.

Roy looked back on Riza. Somehow, he felt so helpless, but he didn't know why. He started to ask all these questions in his head; Why was he so weak? Why did he feel this way? Why?

Suddenly, Willow came to a sudden halt.

Roy looked up at Willow, then at the figure in front of her scanning him from his toes up to his head.

"Rufus…" Willow whispered.

Chibi Roy frowned. Not him again…

Rufus smirked. "Hello, Willow…"

"Uhm… hi…" Willow said quietly. She seemed, nervous, and edgy.

The blonde sibling turned to his nephew. "Hello, Cloud…"

Cloud stuck his tongue at him. Rufus flipped his bangs coolly. "Well, anyhow, I saw Riza wandering off with someone…. A man someone…."

"Well, it's not what it looks like!"

Rufus shook his head hating to see Willow act so pitiful. "Look Willow, this is for the good of the family… don't you see why I'm trying to keep you all as virgins?"

"Just because I broke up with my husband doesn't mean the same will go for my sisters. You overreact, Rufus, and your setting the borders ridiculously for our family!" Willow said defending herself and her sisters.

Roy looked at Willow quite astonished. He never knew that she had it in herself.

"It's deceiving…"

"It's love!"

"Love!" Rufus laughed. "What you have called 'love' has walked out the door! Is that how you define it?"

Willow turned her head. "That was different…"

Rufus walked past Willow and paused. "Hehe… how pathetic to see you like this…" He waved his hand behind his back. "Come on, Reno. We have a mission on our hands…" Reno reluctantly followed Rufus.

Roy looked up at Willow then looked back at Rufus' back. He smirked. His brilliant mind came up with another idea.

The child tugged on Willow's arm, getting her attention.

"Wh-what?"

"Can I go with Rufus? Isn't he going to be with Miss Hawkeye?"

Willow paused. "Sure.. I guess it wouldn't hurt…. Just come back with Riza, okay?"

To be continued…..

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Yeh.. I wanted it to be a sequel chapter or something. Just to make you think, 'What the heck is going to happen?' Gomen nasai if you're pissed off.

Hehehehe…. I bet Casey (and maybe KK freaked out when they saw Vincent. Anyhow, Vincent is one of my favorite bishies… but I think I like Roy more….. Well… here's a list of my favorite bishies!

Roy (of course), Vincent (FF7), Cloud (FF7), and Rufus (FF7)

I like more but I'm not as obsessed as I am with them. Yea… and I have a question… why is it that people think Ed, Roy, or Envy are hot (especially Envy because he freaks me out)? I just think they're plain cool. Mind giving me an explanation?

Oh ya… Here the poll…

What's the funniest part in this story?

a) Roy turns 5.. DUH!

b) Final Fantasy Characters appear

c) The scene where Roy's in the women's bathroom

d) Other (please explain which scene)

Anyway, I'm so happy you guys like my story! REVIEWS GREATLY APPRECIATED! X3