CANNONBALL RUN 4: HIGH OCTANE

By The Turbo Man

CHAPTER 13: BLOOPER REEL

DISCLAMER: The usual. Here we go with the traditional Cannonball Run bloopers. Thanks to Luke for his help.

Chapter 6: Zombie Scene

As the Phantom drove up to the zombie army, Sora lay down in his seat and put his jacket over himself like a blanket.

"I see dead people!" he whispered.

Everyone on the set burst out laughing.

"Very funny, Sora." Cid said, laughing.

"Okay, cut!" said director Hal Needham. "Let's take that again.".

Chapter Ten: Jason scene.

Mick Dundee took out his huge Bowie knife.

"You call that a knife?" Benedict said.

Jason tried to take his machete out of its' sheath, but it stuck there.

He continued to try and pull it out as everyone started giggling.

"Oh, come on!" Benedict said, trying and failing to suppress his giggling.

Chapter 7: Blackadder's line (alternates).

Blackadder spoke to Baldrick.

"In the past, your so-called cunning plans have been as successful as New Coke."

Take two:

"Your plans have been as successful as Hulk Hogan's movie career."

Take three:

"Your cunning plans have been as successful as William Shatner's albums.".

Take four:

"Your plans have been as successful as that Mariah Carey movie.".

Take five:

"Your plans have been as successful as Heaven's Gate, Ishtar and Showgirls combined!"

Chapter 12: Concert scene.

As the band got ready to start playing, Regis came up on stage dressed as Steve Butabi from A Night At The Roxbury.

"Hey, guys. How about some of this?" he said.

He showed them a boom box. He pressed play on it and What Is Love by Haddaway started to play.

"Oh, very funny." Chazz said as the band members started laughing.

Regis began to bang his head to the song.

Chapter 11: Terminator Vs. Minigun BAT.

The Terminator threw the BAT up against a wall. As the BAT hit the wall, it collapsed, revealing a studio behind it.

"CUT!" Hal Needham yelled.

"Sorry about that." The Terminator said.

Chapter 11: Mai and Chun-Li Vs. The Twins.

Mai dodged a punch from Twin Two.

"Let's see how the 'cat' technique works." Mai said.

She suddenly screamed and grabbed hold of Twin Two's hair and started to pull it.

"AH! Get off!" Twin Two yelled.

"Cut!" Hal yelled as Twin One and Chun-Li started falling about laughing.

"Oh, come on. It can't hurt that much!" Mai said as she pulled Twin Two's wig off.

"Okay, guys. Let's go again." Hal said.

Chapter 8: Sora dodges bullets.

As the Twins fired shots at Sora, he started to bend in different ways to avoid the shots.

After dropping down near the ground, he started to spin on his back.

"What is he doing?" Kairi said as she tried not to laugh.

"It's called breakdancing." said Tommy Vercetti, who was watching the scene.

"The kid's a natural."

Everyone started to laugh again.

Chapter 11: The girls shed their disguises.

Jessie tried to pull her blonde wig off, but found that it was stuck to her head.

"What the..?".

Off camera, James and Meowth started to laugh hysterically.

"You guys!" Jessie said as she put her hands on her hips. "Very funny. Now get the glue remover!".

"The wig suits you, Jessie!" Hal Needham said.

Chapter 2: Launchpad's mistake.

As Launchpad and Kronk got out of their truck, Launchpad noticed Lara.

"Hey, it's Lara Croft, the relic hunter!".

"Tomb Raider." Lara said, giggling. "Relic Hunter is a rip-off!".

"Oh, sorry." Launchpad said.

Chapter 3: Heller calls out to Wallace.

"Hi, Wallace. How are you?" Doc Heller called.

"What?" Wallace said. He motioned for Doc to roll his window down.

"Oh, right." Doc Heller said.

Chapter 1: Lara's team takes off.

As Lara and the girls got off the hood of their car, a ripping sound could be heard.

"Oh, shit!" Mirai said, looking embarrassed.

The bottom of her jumpsuit had split.

The girls started to laugh.

"Hal! I told you this outfit was too tight!" Mirai said.

Chapter 2: Luthor's speech.

"As you know, you are all here to claim the Cannonball prize...no, that's wrong!" Luthor said, fluffing his line.

"Cut!" Hal said.

Take two...

"You are all here to take part in our Cannonball run plan,,,oh, shit!".

Everyone started to laugh.

"Sorry." Luthor said.

Take three....

"You are all here to take part in our plan to stop the Cannonball Run and to claim the...stop that, will you?".

Isabelle had started to make funny faces, making Luthor laugh.

"Knock it off, will you?" Luthor said as he burst out laughing.

"What's it like having a fun girl working for you, Lex?" Isabelle said.

Chapter : Jason's introduction.

Foyt took out a voice distorter.

"Jason, it's your mother." She said. Jason remained still. "Jason?" She asked, getting nearer. Suddenly Jason lunged forward and grabbed her.

"AH!" She shrieked, as Jason let her go and began laughing. Others around the set began to laugh.

"That wasn't funny!." Foyt said.

"I beg to differ." Kane Hodder replied.

"Cut!" Hal called.

Chapter Nine: Cenobite's intro.

Michael Myers and Leatherface were making charades signs to the Cenobites.

"First syllable sounds like..." Pinhead said.

"Okay, guys. Cut." Hal said as the crew began laughing.

Chapter Three: Team Rocket get into their car.

As Jessie got behind the wheel, she noticed that on the winscreen above her was a sign that said BITCH ON BOARD.

James and Meowth started giggling again.

"For God's sake! Will you knock it off!" Jessie yelled, trying to stop her own laughter.

Chapter Seven: The chorus of Africa.

"What is it, "I guess the trains down in Africa?" Chili asked.

"I thought it was "I dress the grains down in Africa.". Tommy said

"That can't be right. Hal, can you get us a copy of the lyrics?" Chili called.

Chapter Two: Marcus and Regis' intro.

"Marcus, the Cat in the 'at is too complicated for you!" Marcus said in a Cockney accent.

"You forgot the American accent." Regis said.

"Bollocks!" Marcus said as everyone began to laugh.

Chapter 11: A break during filming.

As Jessie went to sit down, a loud rasp sounded.

Jessie stood up and saw a whoopee cushion in her seat.

"James! Meowth!" she yelled.

"You're good for a laugh any day, Jess!" Meowth yelled over.

Chapter 11: The Cannonball invasion.

As the Hermes screeched to a halt, Homer tried to get out of the car, but couldn't because the door was locked.

"Damn!" he said.

The crew started to laugh again.

AN: Hope you liked the bloopers! Stay tuned, because the Making Of featurette comes next.