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Chappy 10: Blind Date Prt 2

Little Roy manages to stealthily follow Riza without Rufus or Reno's notice all the way to the restaurant; a very swanky, yet simple one.

Fortunately, the young couple decided to eat outside making it easier for Roy to spy stealthily on the two in a nearby bush. Coincidentally, Rufus and Reno were spying on Riza, too, in a bush of the opposite side of Roy in safe distance of Riza and Vincent.

Then, Roy finally came to consciousness. Why was he doing this anyway? I mean, he didn't have to follow Riza and that Vincent all the way here. Somehow, he felt jealous when Riza was around him. Could it be that— no, it couldn't.

"Huh?" Roy looked at the bush far behind Riza and didn't see Rufus and Reno there. He became puzzled.

"There, you are you little brat!" Rufus covered Roy's mouth to keep him quiet and dragged him down next to him.

Roy jerked his hand off his mouth. "What do you want?" He whispered harshly.

Rufus frowned. "The question is: What do you want? You've been following us ever since we left your aunt Willow… or something like that…"

"Well… I…" Roy tried to come up with an explanation. So much for stealth….

"So, I see that you came to stop Riza from getting close to her new boyfriend…" Rufus smirked thoughtfully. "I guess the little squirt is quite fond of my sister, too."

Roy blushed a little bit in embarrassment. "No… I don't like Miss. Hawkeye…" He mumbled. Not only that, Rufus called him 'squirt.' He can see why Ed gets so pissed off about the whole subject.

And Rufus was right about one thing, he was a bit 'fond' of Riza herself when they first met only because she was pretty and greatly attractive. But as their relationship wore on, he realized that she was strict, cold and serious and was always on his back.

Then, Hughes turned Roy into a kid and saw a side of Riza that he had never seen before; kind, warm, and caring. The Riza he knew was always kind and caring, but warm? No. For once, he was surprised. Roy became confused, but not for only her feelings, but his feelings as well.

Rufus sighed. "Anyway, we gotta find a way to split them apart. Any ideas?"

The three men thought.

Suddenly, Roy saw a waiter pass by. He smirked.

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"Here's your salad and lasagna…"

"Reno?"

Vincent and Riza stared at Reno in a waiter's uniform.

"You know him?" Vincent asked.

"He works for my brother.." She answered. "Anyway, Reno, I didn't know you work here!"

"Uhm.. yes.. I do… ALL THE TIME! Ha ha ha…" Reno laughed nervously.

"But.. your nametag says, Bob."

Reno glanced at his nametag. Oh crap…

Roy and Rufus watched from afar. Come on, think of something.. Roy thought.

"ha ha ha! You caught me! I was covering for a friend!" Reno came up. "You see, his wife is having a baby today… and he's struggling.. soo…"

"Really, Reno? I never thought you were so generous…" Riza said.

Reno twitched.

Vincent blinked. "Uhm… may we have our lunch now?"

"Oh – ya! Hahahaha!" Reno set the salad in front Riza and the lasagna in front of Vincent, and quickly ran off.

Riza and Vincent exchanged looks. "That… was odd…"

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"Mission complete, boss!"

Rufus smirked. "Excellent.."

"Wait a minute.." Roy added. "You did add the hot sauce to Vincent's salad, right?"

Reno blinked. "I thought he ordered lasagna.."

"Oh, crap."

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"It seems that the waiter mixed up our orders…"

Riza and Vincent switched their plates, meaning Riza had the lasagna and Vincent had the salad.

"Well, buon appetite.. (I think that's how you spell it)," Vincent grinned. "Lunch is on me…"

Riza blushed. "U-uhm.. thanks.."

They both took a bite of their food. Riza flinched.

"Uhm… Miss Hawkeye, is there anything bothering you..?" Vincent asked concerned.

Hawkeye gagged. "H – ho-.."

"Uhm.. pardon?"

"HOTT!" Riza chugged down the pitcher of water as her only option.

"M-mis Hawkeye, are you okay?"

"Grr.. Reno.. that sneaky.."

"Pardon?"

"Nothing! Let's move on."

And so, Vincent and Riza left the restaurant.

Rufus and Roy glared at Reno.

"Wh-what?"

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As the day wore on, their plans and attempts of breaking up Riza with Vincent had failed, utterly.

Reno sighed. "I'm sooo… hungry…." He moaned.

"SSHH!" They watched, stealthily but not afar, to see Riza's next approach to Vincent.

"Vincent…" she said.

The young handsome crimson-haired man halted. "Yes, Miss Hawkeye?"

"I'm sorry about today. It really didn't turn out that great of a date did it?"

"No not at all.." Vincent said with a warm smile. "Do you think we should try again tomorrow?"

Riza paused for a moment. "Sure…."

Vincent stared off to the distance. "You know, ever since we went on this date… you've been very quiet….."

Hawkeye didn't reply.

"But you know…. If there is another man your with, or a man you want to be with…. Please tell me…." Vincent continued. "Love is something not to be forced and rushed…"

"I'm really sorry, Vincent, I really am. Not like you are a great guy or anything… but I'm in interest of someone else now…" Riza replied.

Could it be Riza's crush? Roy thought to himself.

Vincent made a moment of silence. "I see." He said. "Then, I wish the best of you good luck… and hope you find the man of your dreams someday…"

"Thank you…" Hawkeye said.

Rufus, and Reno sighed of relief. Mission Complete.

"AH HA! I KNEW IT!"

Everyone, alarmed, faced their attentions to the voice coming out of the green bush, It was Willow popping out. "YOU LIKE ROY MUSTANG DON'T YOU? I KNEW IT!"

Riza and Roy flushed. Rufus and Reno groaned.

S-so.. Riza's crush was ME all this time?

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Stupid chapter. This story is complete and utter bull crap. But Roy knows who Riza's crush is – HIM! How will he react? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT CHAPTER!

POLL! Hottest Anime character….

a) Reno

b) Rufus

c) Roy

d) Vincent