CANNONBALL RUN 4: HIGH OCTANE

by The Turbo Man

CHAPTER 14: DELETED AND ALTERNATE SCENES.

AN: Not long now until the end. After this, it will be the Making Of feature, trailer and notes. Most of these deleted scenes were afterthoughts and some were written to explain continuity errors, but I hope you like them.

1. CHAPTER TEN: EXTENDED MICHAEL MOORE RANT.

"DON'T BUY CORPORATE AMERICA'S LIES!" Moore yelled shaking his fist at the camera.

"YOU ARE ALL PUPPETS AND THEY HOLD THE STRINGS! AND ONLY THROUGH BUYING MY BOOKS AND WATCHING MY MOVIES CAN THE STRINGS BE CUT! DOWN WITH DOWNSIZING! DOWN WITH CORPORATIONS! DOWN WITH WAR! And the part I really hate? The fact that they're nothing but a bunch of arrogant, loud mouthed jerks who are full of hot air who always go out of their way to force their beliefs on other people!"

2. CHAPTER TEN: JASON'S DETOUR.

"We're nearly at the trap spot." Van Pelt said.

He nervously glanced over his shoulder at Jason, who was in the back.

"Did we have to bring him?" Van Pelt asked Benedict. "I've seen all manner of beasts, but he really gives me the willies.".

"He's going to deal with the Cannonballers for us. I think that's worth the bother.". Benedict said.

As they drove over a rise, a campfire could be seen in the desert off to the side.

"What's that smell?" Van Pelt said as he sniffed the air. "It smells like burning grass.".

Benedict looked out to where the campfire was. There were several brightly painted camper vans parked around it.

"Oh, it's Grass alright. It's a new age Hippie commune." Benedict said disdainfully.

"Another one?" Van Pelt said wearily.

Jason suddenly sat bolt upright and looked towards the commune.

Suddenly, the masked giant kicked the back door open and leapt from the Hummer.

"JASON!" Benedict yelled.

Van Pelt braked the Hummer and watched as Jason drew his machete and headed towards the commune.

"Just let him have his fun." Van Pelt said.

"It's beyond a joke!" Benedict said. "This is the third Hippie group he's attacked in the past fifty miles!".

"You want to complain to him about it, be my guest." Van Pelt said.

3. CHAPTER TWO: MARCUS AND REGIS' ORIGINAL INTRO.

A blue Subaru Imprezza was parked outside a bank in Los Angeles.

Sitting in it were Marcus Ellenstein, and his brother Regis.

Regis had pulled a black mask over his face.

"Okay, Regis, this is your big chance." Marcus said. "Try not to screw it up.".

"Hey, I can handle this." Regis said. "I'll be out in about five minutes, maybe less.".

Regis opened his door and ran towards the bank.

As Marcus watched him go, his cellphone rang. Marcus picked it up and answered it.

"Ellenstein." he said. "Oh, Mr. Luthor. Yes, I've heard of the Cannonball Run. What's that?".

Marcus listened to Luthor talking for a minute.

"Well, sir..." he began.

He heard the alarm from the bank go off and saw Regis running out with two security guards chasing him.

Regis had no money with him. Marcus growled a little.

"We'll do it, sir." Marcus said into the phone. "We're on our way.".

Marcus hung up the phone. Regis quickly got into the car and Marcus roared off at high speed.

"So what went wrong this time?". Marcis asked Regis tartly. "Forget your gun?".

"How did you guess?" Regis said.

"Well, we've got a new job! Try not to mess it up!" Marcus snapped as he turned a hard right into an alleyway.

4. CHAPTER SIX: OZZY MAKES A SECOND BET.

Ozzy Osbrourne approached the desk.

"Hey, Shrek. Sharon asked me to put a bet on for her. Is that okay?".

"Sure." Shrek said. "Who's it on?".

"Thor." Ozzy replied. "I'd like to put five million on it.".

"Are you good for it?" Donkey asked.

"I'm one of the biggest &$ rock stars on the planet! You bet I'm good for it!" Ozzy said.

"You kiss your mother with that mouth?" Shrek asked.

"No, but I kiss Sharon with it and she doesn't mind." Ozzy said, smiling.

5. CHAPTER EIGHT; WOOHP GADGETS.

"We could have used these if they'd stopped us." Sam said as she took out a pair of Catfight claws.

"Are those WOOHP gadgets?" Juni asked. "I thought the OSS were supposed to supply all the hardware.".

"Well, we smuggled a few of our gadgets along with us." Alex said. "No offence was intended but we thought we'd need them.".

"It's no big deal." Carmen said. "Hopefully, we'll have no more trouble."

"Yeah, right." Clover said as the car sped on.

ALTERNATIVE ENDING SEQUENCE:

A small boat pulled up alongside the Sea Phantom as it sailed on.

J.J. and Victor lowered a line to the boat and off it climbed the Cannonball reporters from all over the world.

"Look at this boat they shelled out for!" Michael Moore was saying. "It's just typical that..."

"Mike! Could you please spare us the lecture!" Kelsey Grammer said.

As the reporters climbed aboard, J.J, and Victpr started to shake their hands.

"Well done, guys. You did a great job." Victor said.

"Yeah, but what about the important stuff?" Roland Rst said.

"Which is?" J.J. asked.

"When do I get paid?!" Roland said.

Enrique Iglesias approached Brock Yates.

"Hey, Mr. Yates, I was told you needed a number to close the celebrations." he said.

"That's right, Enrique. Would you care to do the honours?" Brock asked.

"Sure!" Enrique said as he headed for the stage.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Mr. Enrique Iglesias!" Chazz said as the crowd cheered.

In the crowd, the three Mariachis stared a little.

"Hey, Lorenzo." El said. "Has aqnyone told you that you look a lot like that guy?".

"Yeah. It's a drag." Lorenzo said. "Autograph hunters are constantly chasing me.".

"You say that like it's bad." Fideo said, laughing.

"Hola, amigos!" Enrique said into the mike. "I'd like to see everyone on the dance floor for this number. Hit it, guys!".

A spanish guitar riff filled the air as the song started.

Esta noche bailamos
Te doy toda mi vida
Quedate conmigo
Tonight we dance
I leave my life, in your hands
We take the floor
Nothing is forbidden anymore

"Oh, this is so romantic." Kairi said.

"Care for another dance?" Sora asked.

"I thought you'd never ask." Kairi sad as she kissed Sora on the cheek.

"Uh, Jessie?" James began.

Jessie suddenly took his hand.

"Just shut up and dance." she said as she began to dance with the blushing James.

Don't let the world dim my sight
Don't let the romance go by
Nothing can stop us tonight

Bailamos, let the rhythm take you over
Bailamos
Te quiero amor mio, bailamos
Gonna live this night forever
Bailamos
Te quiero amor mio, te quiero

As the ship sailed on, the entire crowd was dancing along with the lovely tune.

Tonight I'm yours
We can make it happen I'm so sure
Now I'm letting go
There is something I think you should know
I won't be leaving your side
We're gonna dance through the night
I'm gonna reach for the stars

Bailamos, let the rhythm take you over
Bailamos
Te quiero amor mio, bailamos
Gonna live this night forever
Bailamos
Te quiero amor mio, te quiero

(whoa, oh oh oh) Tonight we dance
(whoa, oh oh oh) Like no tomorrow
(whoa oh oh oh) If you will stay with me
Te quiero, mi amor
Quedate conmigo, esta noche
Quedate mi cielo

Bailamos, let the rhythm take you over
Bailamos
Te quiero amor mio, bailamos
Gonna live this night forever
Bailamos
Te quiero amor mio, te quiero

Bailamos, let the rhythm take you over
Bailamos
Te quiero amor mio, bailamos
Gonna live this night forever
Bailamos
Te quiero amor mio, te quiero

Bailamos by Enrique Iglesias

TO BE CONTINUED

AN: Well, there's the deleted scenes. After THIS one, the Making Of feature will come. Then, the fic is truly over. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Please R&R!