Introduction

Two minute wonders. Silly drabbles about the cast of Utena in very random situations in no particular timeline. Features:

Mamiya and Mikage - While pampering Mamiya in the shower Mikage makes an interesting discovery about his so-called Rose Bride.

Touga comes out - Sorry, but Touga is a pansy-ass so why not make him completely gay instead of bi? This is Touga's totally unnecessary coming out story. (btw I support yaoi and yuri...just not Touga).

SURPRISE - A surprise birthday party planned horribly wrong.

And lastly dear readers...to my great shame I present these to you. I'm always trying to improve on my humor musings and this is one of my experiments. Quite the failure too. Everyone is swearing and ghastly out of character but that's okay...I suppose.

Standard disclaimers apply, I do not own Revolutionary Girl Utena, this fanworks and all my others are for entertainment only, I do not make profit off this.