CHAPTER TWO OF MY AMERICAN IDOL TALENT CONTEST THING!

Wooooo………

I GOT A REVIEW, I GOT A REVIEW, I GOT A REVIEW! you see, I have no self-esteem whatsoever, and that made my day! and now, to answer my review!

HeartlessHitokiri: I'm glad you thought it was funny. I thought it was kind of funny myself when I wrote it. xD well, here's the update. unfortunately, there wasn't any real humor in this, but I was totally happy with what Tenshi did to Gaara's father. -laughs maniacally- hopefully, the next chapter will be funnier, because that's everyone else who isn't from Konoha or Suna... which means Itachi, Orochimaru, Kabuto, and maybe some random jounin and chuunin from Konoha who I forgot. ;;

Disclaimer: nope, don't own much of anything, except what I said in the first chapter…. Bah!

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Tenshi- welcome back, to the next part of our talent contest…… thing…..

Nijishinju- today the four sand nins will be auditioning.

Tenshi- hehehehehe….. –Evil look- who's first?

Nijishinju- um…. Kazekage…..

Tenshi- Gaara or his father?

Niji- his dad.

Tenshi- good.

Kazekage- -walks onstage- me talent is- -is cut off because Tenshi shot him-

Tenshi- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SO EVIL TO GAARA! –starts kicking his dead body-

Police- -rush in and drag out the still screaming Tenshi-

Niji- umm….. Judges? –very pale-

Tsunade- no.

Kakashi- unless his talent is dying, no.

Jiraiya- even if his talent is dying, no.

Tsunade- what was his talent going to be anyway?

Niji- talking like an Irish leprechaun.

Tsunade- oh….

Niji- anyway, um….. Kankurou's next?

Tsunade- Yeah.

Kankurou- -walks onstage with a normal old puppet- this is Joe. Joe, say Hi.

Joe- Hi.

Kankurou- -continues on with his routine, and walks offstage when he's finished-

Nijishinju- Judges?

Tsunade- He passes. –Kakashi and Jiraiya nod-

Niji- ok, it's unanimous. Temari's next.

Temariwalks out, dressed as a traditional Geisha girl- my talent is dancing. –starts to dance like a Geisha girl-(1)

Tsunade- No.

Kakashi- Nuh-uh.

Jiraiya- -trying to peak up Temari's kimono.-

Niji- ok, she doesn't pass…… that makes Gaara next.

Tenshi's voice- (from the station) GAARA!

Gaara- -walks onstage and starts glaring-

Tsunade –whispers to Niji- I take it that's his talent?

Niji- yeah, glaring.

Tsunade- He looks Homicidal.

Niji- That's part of it.

Tsunade- He passes.

Kakashi- yeah.

Jiraiya- -nods-

Niji- ok, 2 out of the 4 sand-nins pass, and that's all for today.

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I'm sorry that's so short, but there was really nothing left to put.

And, to anyone that cares, Tenshi's coming back. But first she had to kill Gaara's dad. I HATE GAARA'S DAD! -spaz- If you couldn't tell by now, I'm a Gaara-lover... yes I am. Gaara is in desperate need of hugs -rants-

Ryu- Damnit, that girl needs to shut up.

Note- Ryu is the dragon-demon who lives inside my Naruto-characters head... you know, like Kyuubi or Shukaku.

Anyway, until next time.

R & R please!