There's Something About Ray

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Chapter Four – Confusing Words and Rude Help

"Whoa! Dude, check it out! There's a chick in our bathroom!" two pairs of beady eyes stared at the unconscious figure on the bathroom floor.

"Wow! She's super hot dude!" they examined the girl's body. Sleek, toned legs exposed only because of a skirt that covered everything right above her knees. A firm looking stomach was complimented because of a figure hugging tank top that showed a touch of midriff and a pieced belly button. Good sized boobs, and an excessively pretty face free of blemishes was obscured by a curtain straight glossy black hair. She had delicate hands with pink fingernails. Her skin was the colour of milk chocolate.

But before they could admire anymore, she began to stir.

"Ugh…I feel like I was hit with a boulder. Where am I?" Her voice was sweeter than the voices of a hundred mocking birds.

The two boys straightened themselves up and mouthed silently to one another. They were nerdy looking, complete with sweater vests and lanky limbs. One was brown skinned while the other was snow white. They tried to make themselves look more appealing to the mystery hottie by combing their hair back and walking with a swagger, but they just embarrassed themselves even more.

"Uh, you're Ed and Ted right?" The girl's eyebrows went up, signalling that she was asking them a question. Flustered, both of them answered at once, trying to make the other look less attractive. The air was packed with testosterone. The girl was growing impatient with their chit chat. She wanted an answer.

"Yeah we are Ed and Ted. We also have a question. Why are you in the boys' bathroom? I mean no offence but you look like a girl to us. Also why did you totally crash on the floor of a bathroom? Do you have any idea what lurks in this very room?"

The pretty girl rolled her big eyes and sighed. Her body language pointed out that she didn't want to talk, but Ed and Ted, who weren't good at reading the signals, kept hammering her with questions until she snapped.

"OKAY! LEAVE ME ALONE! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!" She stormed out, leaving two very confused boys behind her.

"That went rather well wouldn't you agree Ted?" The other boy nodded in agreement. Boy, they both really need girl lessons.

Meanwhile in the hall, lunch had just ended.

"Boy, I didn't know that I'd been out for that long! I have to find a way to change myself back! I'm not used to all this attention!" Ray was referring to all of the whistles and stares that he received from guys. He felt uncomfortable being so … well-known.

After school, Ray went set out to find Madame Helga. He needed her to change him back, pronto. There was only one place that her store could be: Physic Lane. The street was dubbed this because of the many physic shops that were located on that particular street. Ray sped walked through the lane until he found what he was looking for: a shop called "Helga's Hot Spot: Un-fog YOUR Future".

Quickly and elegantly Ray strode in. The door closed behind him with a soft clang. He waited for his eyes to adjust before attempting to go any further. When his eyes did adjust, he made out a tiny light at the end of the long hallway. He shuffled forward. A crystal ball? Well this IS a physic lady's place…Ray's thoughts were broken by a voice.

"So you have come at last. I've been expecting you. I know exactly why you have come…to find out how to reverse the spell, right?" For a moment Ray was speechless.

"How did you know?" He asked, already knowing the answer. Her response was a sly smile before she motioned him to sit on one of the plush cushions that littered the tiny room.

"I put this spell on you because you were very rude to me that day, and I was not in a happy mood. Anyways, the way to reverse the spell is to be honest. Being honest with the one you cherish and with yourself is the only way the spell will be broken." Ray was processing the information, but just as he opened his mouth to protest she rushed on,

"I know that you have no idea about what I am talking about and frankly neither do I." She chuckled at the shock that was frozen on Ray's face. "Heh! It was a new spell and you are the first one I have cast it on. I do know that it is reversible because the spell book says so. It is also very vague and only tells me what I have told you. I am sorry." She gave him a sympathetic toothy grin, before ushering him to the door.

"Good luck! Here is some money to buy some feminine clothes and if you spend it one ANYTHING else, I WILL know." Startled at the strong words, Helga had just thrown at him Ray just nodded.

"Yes Ma'am." He said glumly before heading home.

"The one I love? Is that what 'cherish' means? This is all so confusing…what does it MEAN?" A small noise caught Ray's attention. He pushed himself off of his bed and tried to find the source of the noise. Following the sounds led him to his backpack or at least to him it was a VERY feminine shoulder bag made of some soft material with flowers sown all over it. He needed to get used to his predicament, only then could he work to improve it. The sound met his ear again. It sounded like a whimper of an animal.

"Oh man…" Ray sighed as he reached into the satchel. His hand made contact with…fur! Ray gasped and pulled out the thing. AS he pulled it out and his eyes met what his hand held, his eyes widened in shock.

"What the…?" The creature fit in the palm of his hand and was about six inches tall. It resembled a miniature girl. Only she had long, thin wings on her back. She was a very stylish faerie (?). She wore a strapless knee-high blue dress that actuated her big blue eyes. Her hair was short and flipped up at the ends. She was barefoot.

"Merg! Are YOU that troubled he/she?" The tone of her voice angered him. It was really rude! Nevertheless, he nodded. He needed all the help he could get! The girl crossed her arms and sighed.

"Well I'm Zoë, your helper. Helga sent me to you. I have to teach you how to act like a girl, so you don't attract TOO much attention. First things first, you my friend have learn how to WALK." She winked. Ray groaned, he could tell it was going to be a LONG night.

End of chapter 4----

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