Authors note: The little paperclip guy on Microsoft Word is staring at me funny… Now he is looking at what I'm typing. Now he is looking at my toe…all right then. This also happened to an author on here, and my best friend: AkiraKnuckles. Anyway this chapter will be very short. Sorry but I'm in a rush you know, my house is on fire so I have to type quickly. I'm joking, I scared all of you again. I know none of you want me dead. Because you love me don't you. Yes you do. On with the story.


Team Rose…

"Where are we?" asked Cream looking around.

"I don know," said Big. "But do you know where I think we are?"

"Where?"

"IN BRAD PITTS DRESSING ROOM!"

"Uh Big," said Amy. "We are in the middle of the dessert. Brad Pitt isn't here…and either is my darling Sonic!"

"You never know Amy," said Big. "Brad Pitt is so sexy, and his skin is so tan, he might be camouflaging."

"I doubt it."

"Hey!" Shouted Cream. "Look!" Cream pointed to some figures. "Who are they?"

"It's Espio! And the others whom I forgot names to!" shouted Amy.

"God you are a dumb broad!" shouted Vector.

"Hey! It's not like we're friends! How are we supposed to know your name?"

"…Well you knew his!" Vector pointed to Espio.

"So…"

"Well we got work to do! Stay away from us!" And with that they were gone.

"That was weird," said Cream. "You'd at least think they would at least stay a little longer. Stupid author of this story has to still have that stupid grudge on the Chaotix!"

Amy sighed. "Where is Sonic?"

"Where is Froggy?" said Big.

"Where is Waldo?" said Cream. They both looked at her. "What? I could never find him!"


Authors note: See! I told you it was short. Why? My house is on fire. I know you will all come to my funeral. Oh crap I'm on fire! I'm dying! Guess what? I'm dead. You're talking to a ghost. The authors ghost. Freaky huh? BOO! I scared you again! Did you really think I was a ghost? No, of coarse you didn't. And if you did, your just plain freaky. Anyway…PLEASE REVIEW! I like reviews! I'm sure we all do. I'm going to stop talking before you get freaked out and youcall the cops! You wouldn't would you? No. Because I did nothing wrong. HAHAHAHAHA! To much Valentines candy. It makes you very VERY hyper. PLEASE REVIEW! Once again: TO MUCH CANDY!

Death: Why? I don know, yet I don know anything these days… But trust me on this one: I am a BIG Shadow fan. Ask AkiraKnuckles, I'm obsessed with him!

Shade-the-Hedgehog: First of all: huh? Tails disappeared somewhere, and the rest of team dark is dead. Especially Rouge! No offence Rouge fans. But that slut deserved die! Sorry, I have major issues with her.

Shadow'sGirlFriend Person: Sorry I don't like people saying someone is Shadow's girlfriend. It pains me deep inside. But thanks for the review. They weren't meant to be funny though…I'm joking!