Authors note: Don't worry, I'm not hyper anymore. I'm calm. I took my happy pills! Go me! Anyway, sorry it took me a long time but I have a social life.
Team Toxic…
"Sonia," said Akira.
"Huh?" asked Sonia.
"Why did you kiss that boy?"
"I don know, I thought it would make the whole scene more…dramatic."
Akira shook her head. "You need help."
"Hey, you can't blame her!" yelled Tiffany. "Those boys were hot!"
Akira shrugged.
"Come on Akira! You know you liked that one red echidna!" said Sonia.
"I liked the blue hedgehog!" said Tiff. "Though I can't help think that he looks a little bit like you Sonia.
"What is that supposed to mean?"
"I don know, who know…like how Michael Jackson looks like Matt, the one who likes you Sonia." Said Tiff.
"Yeah I know what you mean." Sonia took a picture of the green hedgehog Matt out from under a random rock. She took out some scissors and started cutting it up. Then threw it in a bees' hive. "Take that you fucker!"
"Well let's go find that fat dude!" shouted Akira.
"How?"
"I noticed another sound in the background of the letter. It said: 'Welcome to Snippy Mart! You are entering the thong section!'"
Tiffany and Sonia bother shuddered.
"Lets go!"
Team Sonic…
"Okay that was embarrassing." Said Shadow rubbing his head.
"Why?" asked Sonic.
"We just got our ass kicked by a whole bunch of girls! And one of them kissed me!" screamed Shadow.
"Shadow and a freaky, weird, hedgehog chick sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" sang Knuckles.
"Cut it out Knuckles!"
Knuckle got out a pair of scissors and snipped something in Shadow's quills, a piece of chewed gum.
"Thanks Knux." Said Shadow.
"Well we have to stop Eggman." Said Sonic.
"Hey do you think we will see those girls again?" asked Knuckles chewing the chewed gum.
"Yeah."
"How do you know?"
"Well they were in a pair of three. When ever someone is in a pair of three, they after Eggman."
"Good point,"
"Let's go!"
They walked out of where ever they were, to see a whole bunch of zombies walking toward them.
"Okay, let's do this!" said Sonic. He picked up a Cricket paddle off the ground and started banging the zombies in the head.
"Good shot!"
They finally got out of the bloodthirsty zombies to find them selves in front of a McDonalds.
"I call the Happy Kids Meal!" yelled Knuckles! They all went in a bought something yummy but very bad for you body.
Sonic, Shadow, and Knuckles walked out of the Fast Food place.
"I can't eat this Shadow!" Sonic threw a hamburger across the ground.
"And why not?"
"Do you know how many calories are in ONE bite of that hamburger?"
"No, and I don't care!" Shadow took a big bite of his hamburger and chewed it slowly in front of Sonic's face. "Yum!"
"Shut up Shadow! Don't come crying to me when you're to fat to get off the couch!"
Authors note: I am having fun with this story! I bet you don't know how much fun do you? A lot of my reviews say: 'I like the random humor!' Yeah, pretty much my whole life is random humor… Anyway, PLEASE REVIEW! Or I will find you and kill you!
