Authors note: HEY! HOW YOU DOING? THAT'S GOOD! I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY: damn…the caps lock was on. I didn't know that. Anyway I would like to say thanks, for helping me in the fire. I will remember you all in my will. NOT! I don't even know who the fuck you are! But thanks anyway.


"Oh, I miss my darling Sonic." Groaned Amy.

"God! Not again!" yelled Cream.

"What? I love him!" yelled Amy.

"Well he don't love you!" screamed Cream.

Amy ran to the nearest bathroom and started crying.

"Cream," said Big. "That wasn't nice, Brad Pitt would not like you."

"I know, but it got rid of her."

Cream and Big did a secret handshake then winked at each other.

"You wanna go get a milkshake or something?" asked Big.

"Yeah, it will give us something to do while Amy cries her snot out of her butt."

They walked into the Station Square Ice Cream Parlor. Inside they found some friendly people. That's right. WALDO! No not really, just Team Toxic.

"I asked for raspberry ice cream! Not this shit you call ice cream!" yelled Sonia.

"I'm sorry miss, we are out of raspberry." Said the counter guy.

"Well you could have told me! I would have picked a different flavor!" screamed Sonia.

"Just eat what she gave you!" came a voice from behind Sonia. Sonia turned around to find a little rabbit.

"Why should I? It looks like shit…literally!"

"Well that's because it is," said the guy.

Sonia looked up at him, and then threw it in his face.

"God your so stubborn." Said Cream.

"Yep. That's Sonia." Said Akira.

Amy walked in from the bathroom.

"I want ice cream!" yelled Amy jumping up and down.

"Chill!" yelled Tiffany.

"No!"

"Well at least I'm not stalking a boy that hates me!"

"How did you know?"

"You just look like that kind of person. Good guess though right?"

"Yeah."

"Lets get this party started!" screamed Sonia.

A disso ball came down and the lights dimmed. Funky music started playing.

"DROP DOWN AND GET YOUR EAGLE ON GIRL!" sang Amy.

"I used to like that song," said Sonia.

All of the sudden, MC Hammer walked in the door.

"Can't touch this. Oh oh oh ohhhh oh ohhhh." He sang.

He started to do his dance. Then, Michael Jackson walked in. He started doing the moonwalk while eyeing Big.

"Hey little boy," said Michael Jackson.

MC Hammer started singing again.

"My, my, my music hits me so hard. Makes you say oh my lord. Thank you for blessing me."

"Now this is music you can dance to!" screamed Sonia.

She started sliding across the floor with MC Hammer. Akira joined her and so did Tiffany.

While Sonia was sliding, she bumped into Cream.

"Why you!" screamed Cream. Cream jumped on Sonia and attacked her. They started rolling around on the floor.

Amy saw this and wanted to play. She was going to join them, but Akira stopped her. Akira jumped on Amy. Akira bit Amy's ear while Amy bit Akira's toe. This was a very awkward position.

Big felt left out so he went and jumped on Tiffany. Tiffany couldn't breath, so she knocked him off and attacked him.

MC Hammer kept on singing. "Break it down. Oh ohh oh ohhh oh ohhh!" Everybody kept on fighting while MC Hammer kept singing. "Stop!"

Every stopped and stared at him.

"Hammer time!" He started sliding again.

Everybody went back to fighting.

"What's going on in here?" came a loud voice from the door. Everybody stopped to see who it was. And to everybody's disappointment was not Waldo. It was Team Sonic.

"Oh Sonic!" Amy got off Akira and hugged him.

Sonic pushed her off. "Get off me you slut!"

"Oh no! Not you three!" yelled Shadow. He looked right at Sonia, Akira, and Tiffany.

"I didn't do it!" yelled Sonia.

"Brad Pitt did it!" yelled Big. Michael Jackson scooted up to Big and started to feel his big ass.

"Ohhhh!" said Michael Jackson.


Authors note: Hey! How did you like this chapter? You know I was listening to MC Hammer 'Can't Touch This'. I was! Seriously! That's where I got the idea. Can't you tell I love Brad Pitt? Ever since I saw that movie TROY, I love him. But only in that movie, because he has a FINE ass! Anyway, PLEASE REVIEW!