Authors note: HAHAHAHAHA! SUGAR!


"We can be here if we want!" yelled Sonia. "It's a free country!" All of the sudden a taxman came in the shop.

"Freedom tax." He said holding out his hat.

Sonia reached in her pockets and fished out 2 coins.

"Thanks. LONG LIVE THE KING!"

He walked out.

"Okay, so it's not a free country."

"Duh! There is still racism!" screamed Shadow.

"Yes, racism is bad." Sonia turned and looked at the readers. "Don't judge a person by their color."

"You three have to get out of here," said Knuckles in concern.

"Why?" asked Akira.

"Because Eggman could be coming soon,"

"What about us?" screamed Cream.

"Oh you can stay here and die," said Sonic.

"Yeah. You three are the most unpopular people in Sonic Heroes." Said Shadow.

Amy started crying again.

"I don't think their unpopular!" said Michael Jackson in a girly voice.

"Shut up girly pants!" yelled Tiffany.

Michael Jackson started crying with Amy.

There was a long period of silence.

"Has anyone ever noticed that we always where gloves?" asked Sonia breaking the silence.

Akira slapped her forehead.

There was another period of silence.

"Isn't it weird we all end up in the same place?" asked Sonia breaking the silence once again.

This time Akira slapped Sonia in the back of the head.

"Ow! What was that for?" screamed Sonia.

"Who said we have to leave?" asked Akira.

"Yeah," said Tiffany. "And besides, I didn't get my ice cream yet!"

"We…can't tell you." Mumbled Sonic.

"Sure you can't. And we can't tell you that we think you're hot! OH SHIT!" Sonia cupped her hands over her mouth realizing what she had just done.

"Oh god! Not again!" yelled Akira.

/Flashback/

"But Akira, I have already seen Halloween 2! Why do we have to see it?" groaned Sonia.

"Shh, Sonia your talking to loud." Whispered Akira. "And I haven't seen it. And I want to see it because the main character is really sexy.

"But he dies at the end!" yelled Sonia. Sonia looked around to see everybody staring at her, even Akira with her steal bat. "Oh crap!" Sonia ran out of the movie theater and the speed of light.

/End flashback/

"What?" asked Shadow.

"Uh nothing!" yelled Tiffany.

"Yeah your right, we should go!" said Akira.

Akira knocked Sonia out with her bat and carried her out of the ice cream place.

"What did she just say?" asked Knuckles.

Sonic and Shadow looked at him.

"What I was listening to some music!"

Team Toxic…

"Great thanks Sonia!" yelled Tiffany.

"What? It slipped!" yelled Sonia.

"Like this slipped?" Tiffany ran toward Sonia, but Akira held her back.

"It's not Sonia's fault that she's that way. She was born like that!"

"Yeah…wait, what!" screamed Sonia.

"Well now we can't see them again!" screamed Tiffany.

"Why not?" asked Sonia completely clueless.

"Never mind,"

Sonia walked over to the kitchen and threw meatballs and Akira.

"What the fuck?"

"FOOD FIGHT!" yelled Sonia.

"But Sonia, this is our own house, we don't want to dirty it." Said Akira.

"YOU TAKE THE FUN OUT OF EVERYTHING!" screamed Sonia.

She ran up to her room. Then came back down with a pillow.

"Good night!" said Sonia.

"Sonia, it's 12:30 in the afternoon," said Tiffany.

"Oh, well the good morning!"

"AFTERNOON!" yelled Tiffany.

"Oh, well then-." Sonia was caught off by something hitting her neck.

Akira was holding a dart gun and pointing it at Sonia. Sonia fell on the floor. Tiffany looked at Akira funny.

"What? It's only a sleeping dart."

"Mommy, I have to pee on the computer then go to school in a explosive volcano." Mumbled Sonia in her sleep.

"I'm scared of what she's dreaming of." Said Tiffany.

"Well, lets sit down and talk," said Akira.

Tiffany and Akira went down and sat on the couch.

"So, how did you come intact with Sonia?" asked Tiffany.

"Well, remember when drugs were real cool a long time ago?"

"Yeah,"

"Well I met Sonia at a drug dealer. But we weren't a drug head; we were really under cover cops. I made her the test the pot to see if it was real. It was, she came high, but not addicted. It was weird. But we bust that drug dealers ass!"

"Cool, that must of felt good."

"It did, we even got to make a commercial."

/Flashback/

"Remember kids, drugs are bad," said Akira. "We had a very brave detective, to show you what your brain would be on drugs."

A clip on Sonia showed.

"Hello, may I ask what your name is and how you are doing?" asked Sonia in a sophisticated voice.

"And this is your brain, not on drugs,"

Another clip of Sonia showed.

"Hi what's your name? My name is Sonia. What's your favorite color? I like pie! Do you like pie! I like the Wizard of Oz!"

/End flashback/


Authors note: How did you like chapter? I liked it. So when Sonia was sophisticated, she's on drugs. When she's crazy and hyper, she's not on drugs. Sad. PLEASE REVIEW!