Authors note: Yes, when Sonia is high, she is a normal, sophisticated, dedicated woman. When she's not high, she's the exact opposite.
When Sonia finally woke up, she found Akira and Tiffany talking about fluffy bunny slippers.
"Hey guys!" yelled Sonia.
"Hi, did you have a good sleep?" asked Akira trying to hold back her laughter.
"Yep!" said Sonia. "I dreamt about pudding!"
"Oh brother," mumbled Tiffany.
"I had a brother once," said Sonia. "But I don't have a clue once so ever who or where he is. All I remember is that he was blue.
"Oh, why was he so sad?" asked Akira clueless.
"You had a brother?" asked Tiffany.
"Yeah," said Sonia. "Don't know who he is, and I don't give a shit…who wants to play Monopoly?"
"Not right now," said Akira.
"Why not,"
"The news is on,"
"Oh, the news is on," said Sonia. "Let's all stop for some old boring news when you could go- OOOH THE WEATHER!"
"Sonia, that's not the weather, that's a shoe…" said Tiffany.
"So…their almost exactly the same. Lets put on some music!"
Sonia took out a CD, then she put it in the stereo and SlipKnot music started blaring from the speakers.
"SONIA!" screamed Akira. "TURN IT DOWN! IT'S TO LOUD!"
"HOLD ON! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! IT'S TO QUIET!"
Sonia turned the music up louder.
"What the hell?" mumbled Akira. "Oh well,"
Team Sonic…
"Did that one chick say we were hot?" asked Shadow.
"No, she said we were ugly," said Knuckles sarcastically.
"Oh really? I thought she said we were hot," said Sonic confused.
"That red and black one kind of looked like you Sonic." Said Shadow.
"Yeah I noticed that," said Sonic rubbing his chin.
"So, are we going to go see them again?" asked Knuckles.
"Probably, we run into them everywhere." Said Shadow.
"Anyway, guess who I have!" screamed Knuckles.
"Who?"
Knuckles walked out, and came back in with MC Hammer tied and gagged with a ball, and he was sitting in a little wagon.
"I caught him digging through our trash outside," said Knuckles.
"Oookay," said Sonic. "Who's hungry?"
"I am!"
"Who are you?"
"It's me mommy,"
"Your not my daughter,"
"Your mad. I am your daughter,"
Sonic pulled a sheet off Knuckles.
"AHHH!" screamed Michael Jackson.
"HA! I KNEW YOU WERE IN HERE!" screamed Sonic. "YOU WERE GOING TO RAPE ME WEREN'T YOU?"
"No," said Michael Jackson. "I was going to rape him," Michael pointed to Shadow.
Shadow looked behind him then realized Michael Jackson was pointing at him.
"Tata for now!" screamed Michael Jackson. With saying that, he disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
"Okay," said Sonic. "Shadow, this is just not your day,"
"I know what you mean. Today I slipped on a banana peal, then I accidentally brushed my teeth with a CD." Said Shadow.
"And they say that a hero can save us! I'm not gonna stand here and wait!" sang Knuckles. (Chad Kroeger/Hero)
"Knuckles, get some help." Said Sonic.
Team Rose…
"DAMNIT ALL!" yelled Amy. "I let him slip through my hands again!"
"Calm down Amy," said Big.
"Calm down? CALM DOWN?" screamed Amy. "HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN MY PALM TREE IS DYING!"
"It will live, give it some more water."
"Cream, give the tree some water, its thirsty."
"But," said Cream.
"DO IT! DON'T MAKE ME GET THE PADDLE OUT AGAIN!" yelled Amy. She had a vain popping out of her finger.
Team Chaotix…
"What were we doing again?"
Team Toxic…
Sonia had finally turned the music down. Now they were watching a movie. Attack of the Lawn Gnomes.
"AHHH! THE HORROR!" screamed Sonia.
"Chill," said Tiffany. "They only attack humans."
Sonia whipped sweat from her forehead. "That's a relief,"
"I wonder why?" said Akira. "Banana's attack us, fruitcakes attack us, and little plastic robots attack us, but yet, not gnomes. Strange."
"Yeah."
Sonia and Tiffany started thinking.
"Wait," said Tiffany. "Bananas, fruitcakes, and little plastic robots? Why them?"
Sonia and Akira looked at each other.
"A long time ago in Mexico." Said Akira shaking her head.
Authors note: So how was this chapter? Please say you like it, or I will kill you! I wont really; just the thought makes me laugh. PLEASE REVIEW! Yes, i have a grudge on Team Chaotix.
