Authors note: Nope. Don't got no note.
Team Sonic…
"I'm bored," said Sonic, playing with a piece of tape.
"Let's go find those girls!" screamed Shadow.
"Wait, I thought we were looking for Eggman?"
"Eggman can wait! We have some girls to stalk!" screamed Knuckles.
"Okay, but where should we look?" asked Shadow.
"Somewhere over the rain-."
"Don't even start Knuckles!" snapped Sonic.
Team Toxic…
"Wow, over the rainbow is so pretty!" said Sonia.
"Yeah. We should come here more often," said Akira.
Team Sonic…
"Okay, then where should we go?" asked Knuckles.
"How about where we saw them first?" suggested Shadow.
"Okay,"
In the Hood…
"So where would they be?"
"If I was a girl, and I was in the hood," thought Knuckles. "I would be in an ally playing Poker."
"Why?" asked Shadow.
"Well, let's look into allies for Knuckles sake. It's not everyday Knuckles gets in touch with his girl side." Said Sonic.
Knuckles smacked Sonic on the back of the head.
In an ally…
"I win the pot!" yelled Sonia. "I'm on a roll!" All of the sudden Team Toxic's theme song started playing.
'Don't stop me now! I'm having such a good time, having a ball.
Don't stop me now! If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call!
Don't stop me now! Don't stop me now! Cause I'm having a good time. I don't want to stop at all!' (Don't Stop Me Now/Queen).
"Shh, I hear voices," Tiffany whispered.
Tiffany picked Sonia and Akira up and flew to the roof.
"Look,"
Two hedgehogs, and one echidna were walking into the ally.
"I thought they would be here," said Knuckles.
"Knuckles," said Sonic. "You thought they were over the rainbow…"
"…So,"
"Wait," said Shadow. "I smell…watermelon."
Tiffany and Sonia looked at Akira. In her hands was a giant watermelon and she was eating it. Sonia and Tiffany flashed her a glare.
Sonic, Shadow, and Knuckles all looked up.
"Look!" Knuckles pointed to a paper bag flowing in the wind. "Its so beautiful! It's like life itself."
"IT'S A FUCKING PAPER BAG!" yelled Akira. "Oops."
Then the boys looked at them.
"CRAP!" yelled Sonia. She took a bottle out from under a random rock that had, for some reason, sitting on the roof. "TAKE THIS YOU BASTARDS!" She tore the cap off the bottle and threw it at them.
"What the fuck is this gas?" said Sonic in a high-pitched voice.
"Ha! It's helium! Take that!" yelled Sonia.
"Why did you throw that at them?" asked Tiffany.
"Because," Sonia got out a video a camera and turned it on. "I got black mail of them yelling at each other with high pitched voices!"
"That's not fair!" said Shadow in a voice that sounded like Tommy Pickles from the Rugrats.
Sonia, Akira, and Tiffany fell on the floor laughing.
"Stop fooling around!" yelled Shadow and Knuckles in unison. Their voices were getting lower.
But Sonic's, however, stayed the same. "Yeah! This is no time to have a party!"
All of the sudden Team Toxic's theme song played again.
'Don't stop me now! I'm having such a good time, having a ball.
Don't stop me now! If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call!
Don't stop me now! Don't stop me now! Cause I'm having a good time. I don't want to stop at all!'
"Damn. Where dose that keep coming from?" asked Akira.
"I don know." Said Sonia. "But it's catchy!"
Akira, Sonia, and Tiffany started dancing. Even Team Sonic.
Sonia got to close to the edge and fell.
"AHHH!" screamed Sonia. She closed her eyes ready for a hit, but instead she fell into somebody's arms. She looked up to see Shadow's face! She stared into his eyes for about 10 seconds. All was quiet, the music stopped playing; Sonic was freeze framed in the position of picking his nose. All was nice, until, "AHH! PUT ME DOWN! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!"
Shadow dropped Sonia on the floor.
"Ow! Not like that!" screamed Sonia.
"Sorry," mumbled Shadow.
Sonia ran back up to the roof. Akira and Tiffany looked at her.
"You stupid klutz," they said in unison.
"Hehehe…"
Sonia looked down. They weren't there, she looked behind her. "HOLY CRAP DON'T DO THAT!"
Authors note: So how was this chapter? I liked it. I thought it was quite funny. Did you think it was funny? I like Mt. Dew. I just drank 2 cans! HAHAHAHAHA! NANANA BOO BOO! Anyway, yes Don't Stop Me Now/Queen, is Team Toxic's theme Song. AkiraKnuckles and me are addicted to that song. PLEASE REVIEW!
