Authors note: Yeah, I'm trying to get some chapters in 'cause I'll be in Florida for the next 2 weeks. And I KNOW that all you people will just die if I don't update soon. So, I'll save you guys from doing suicide by updating twice in 1 night. So yeah…enjoy…oh and Rei or Moonlight, own Midnight and Michiko…not really because their based on real people, but you get the point.


Tiffany joined Sonia and Akira. They were looking at 2 female mobians eating raspberry ice cream.

"Oh and NOW they have raspberry!" screamed Sonia.

The 2 mobians looked at her.

One of the mobians was a hedgehog. She had black quills that looked like Sonic's, with medium purple stripes on the top and bottom. And also one on the outside of each leg and above the eyes, like Shadow's. She wore a purple tank top, and dark purple skirt and black tennis shoes.

The other was an echidna. She was light blue with navy blue bands in her short quills. She wore a pink thigh dress with pink knee high boots.

"What are you doing here?" yelled Midnight.

"Uh…" Sonia looked around. "I'm not sure," She looked at Akira.

"I think we were getting some ice cream." Akira looked at Tiffany.

"Yeah, ice cream…I think," Tiffany looked at Eggman. "HOLY SHIT!"

"MUAHAHAHAHA! I scared you didn't eye?" said Eggman.

"Yeah,"

"Because I'm so scary right?"

"HELL NO!" screamed Tiffany.

"Your as ugly as hell! That would scare anyone," said Sonia.

"You little brat! I should have got rid of you when I had the chance!" screamed Eggman.

Eggman dove toward Sonia as if to struggle her. She quickly took out her magenta fan and swiped her hand away. Then she slit her fan across his face.

"AHHH! MY FACE! YOU GAVE ME A PAPER CUT!" screamed Eggman.

"Well, look at the bright side," said Michiko. "You not so ugly any more!"

"Lets see who will be ugly after this!" screamed Eggman. Eggman pressed a button. But nothing came out. "The fuck?" He pressed it again. Something came out, but it wasn't what he wanted. It was a sign. "Missiles sold separately? AH!" Eggman disappeared in a flash of smoke.

"Well fuck that," said Midnight. She turned around and started to walk away.

"Wait!" screamed Sonia.

Midnight turned around.

"I have something to say,"

"Yeah? What?"

Sonia looked around and grinned. "I LIKE BUKAKKE!"

Tiffany and Akira lit up with glee. Then they all started to sing.

"I LIKE BUKAKKE! I LIKE BUKAKKE! I LIKE BUKAKKE! I'M A LUCKY FOR YOUR LOVE! Oooo, bukakke. Oooo bukakke." They sang in unison.

Midnight and Michiko just sat there watching. Then they started to sing.

"Your life is fucky! Your life is funky! In Nagasaki! They like bukkake! In Nagasaki! They like bukkake! WE LIKE BUKAKKE! WE LIKE BUKAKKE!"

When they finally stopped singing, all of them were out of breath.

"How the hell did we know that song?" asked Midnight. Michiko shrugged.

"My friend," said Sonia. "Everybody knows that song,"

"Ah,"

"Yeah…so what's your name?" asked Tiffany.

"Well, I'm Midnight, and this is my best friend Michiko!" said Midnight.

"Hi, I'm Tiffany, this is Akira, and this is Sonia. We pals,"

"I see,"

"I want my ice cream!" yelled Akira.

"I want my pop!" yelled Tiffany.

"I want my cake!" yelled Michiko.

"I want my sundae!" yelled Midnight.

"I want my mommy!" yelled Sonia.

Every body looked at her.

"What? I never knew my mom."

"Oh," said Akira. "MY DAD NEVER HUGGED ME!"

"NO!" screamed everybody in unison. They all went and hugged and Akira.


Authors note: Yeah, this chapter was short, but oh well! Hahahaha! I love you guys! HAHAH I'M NOT JOKING! HAHA yeah I was, hahaha scared ya. Well anyways, PLEASE REVIEW!