Authors note: HAHA IM BACK! To tell you the truth, Florida was kind of boring…but I made it though! I even got to sleep in the airport! Well…technically I didn't sleep. I ran around screaming, why? Because I could.


Team Sonic…

Sonic yawned. "I'm so bored!"

"Yeah I know!" said Knuckles.

"Lets go to bed," said Shadow. "We can find Eggman tomorrow," Shadow yawned.

As soon as he said that, all three of them fell asleep where they stood…well sat.

"Shhh." Came a voice from down the hall. "Be quiet or you will wake them,"

"Okay, okay," said another voice.

"Okay, Midnight, you go into the kitchen and get some warm water," said Sonia. "Akira go get some make up, Tiffany go get the shaving cream." She looked at Michiko. "You come with me,"

Sonia and Michiko went down to the hallway where the boys were sleeping.

"Michiko?" whispered Sonia.

"Huh?"

"Did you bring the tampons?"

"Yeah,"

"Good,"

Sonia walked over to Knuckles. She took out a bottle a molasses.

"Don't put that in their mouths yet," said Michiko. "They'll wake up for sure."

"I know, I'm just getting it out." Said Sonia putting it on the table.

Akira walked back into the room. "Strange how they have makeup, seeing that their boys,"

"That makes me think…" said Sonia. "Hmmm,"

Midnight and Tiffany walked into the room.

"You guys ready?" asked Tiffany.

"YEP!" came a voice from the hall. It was Amy. "I'M READY ALL RIGHT!"

Sonia got startled and knocked over the can of molasses and it spilled all over. Sonia, being the dumb ass that she is, wondered what it was and stepped in it. She slipped and fell down, while doing this, she grabbed Akira's shirt and brought her down. Midnight just stared at them. She looked at Michiko and they started laughing their heads off. Akira tried to get up but slipped, hitting her head on the coffee table, which moved and knocked down Michiko and Midnight.

Amy walked toward them to help but also slipped. She started sliding to the TV and ran right into it, breaking it. Cream started laughing and so did Big. But Big, being big, laughed so hard that his stomach smacked Cream in the face and she went flying out the window.

"You're lucky I can fly you fat ass!" screamed Cream all the way down. Which was weird because she didn't fly…but she said she could. Cream's a liar.

While all this was happening, Team Sonic/Shadow were still sleeping. They only movement that was made, was made by Sonic turning over.

Everybody tried to get up, but just fell right back down. Until Sonia, still being a dumb fuck, realized that she was never in molasses. She got up and pressed a button that said: 'Don't press this button! Something bad will happen! Press it and I will kill you!'.

Suddenly, the whole room started spinning around and around. Everyone's head started spinning the room. It was like the Exorcist. But sadly, no one puked out green slime. That comes later.

Soon, the house stopped spinning. Everybody got up with out slipping. They all noticed that they were in a pyramid type, haunted house thing. Then they realized that the house was gone.

"Where did the house go?" asked Midnight.

"Maybe it's hiding," said Sonia.

"God Sonia!" yelled Akira. "You can't hide a house! It's to big,"

"So, we could hide you," said Sonia.

"Ooooohhhhhh," every one else said in unison.

Suddenly they heard voices behind them.

"Where the hell are we?" said Shadow, confused.

"Seriously!" said Knuckles. "I thought I heard a mouse in the house, I woke up and we're not even in the house!"

"Dude," said Sonic. "I got a major hangover,"

Everyone looked at them freaked out.

"Let's split up!" suggested Tiffany. Everyone looked at Tiffany.

"Where were you?" asked Sonia.

"Me? Oh I was out getting a smoothie,"

Everyone glared at her.

"Well okay," said Sonic. "What can it hurt."

All of the sudden Amy scream. Everyone looked at her.

"Sorry, I broke a nail." Said Amy. "It hurt!"

Team Toxic, Midnight, and Michiko went one way, and Team Sonic/Shadow and Team Rose went the other.

Team Sonic/Shadow and Team Rose…

"I'm scared Sonic," said Amy. "Hold me,"

"Get the fuck off me you whore!" screamed Sonic.

"Yeah!" screamed Shadow. "WHORE!"

"Hey!" screamed Amy. "The girl that likes you is a slut!"

"Yeah," said Shadow. "At least she's not a WHORE!"

A purple light flashed over them. They started to feel weird. Like all tingly. Then there was a flash and the rest were sitting right next to them.

All the boys looked at the girls, with a lovable look in their eyes.

Sonic, sense having lots of girls in the room that likes him, went to Amy first.

"Hey babe," he said. Amy stared at him with love eyes. "It would make me feel better if you swung your little hammer around for me,"

Sonia broke the lovable moment. "What the hell you mean little hammer? That thing is fucking huge!"

Sonic went back into the moment.

"Oh, well this is so sudde-." But before Amy could finish her sentence Sonic was already over to Tiffany.

"You're eyes are so beautiful, they shine with light from the heavens," said Sonic holding Tiffany.

Then he went Moonlight.

"My passion for you burns with the heat of a thousand suns," said Sonic.

Again, and again he went to those three girls, saying flattering stuff to them over and over again.

Knuckles went to Akira. He held her hand and kissed it.

"May I say you are looking lovely today, but yet, you look lovely everyday." He said while smooching her hand.

Michiko sat there and waited for Knuckles to come to her, but alas, he didn't.

Then, it was Shadow's turn.

He went to Sonia and kissed her on the lips.

Sonia was so surprised that she nearly fainted.

"Hello my love, I'm going to say you look so sexy right now," loved Shadow.


Authors note: Hey, yeah…sorry again it took so long. But uh, Moonlight…or Rei whatever the Hedgehog, uh sorry about Michiko. Uh, yeah Knuckles is only a lover to one in my stories, but Sonic I have no problem with. And with Midnight, ONLY Sonia can have Shadow. Yeah, I'm obsessed with him, its sad.

What will happen to them next?

Why were the boys being weird?

Why wasn't Big being weird with them?

And what was with the Mayonnaise? Oh wait a minute…there was no mayonnaise was there?

PLEASE REVIEW!

AkriaKnuckle's note: Hey, sorry I won't update in awhile. The stupid server has taken my Internet away. It sucks!