Authors note: Hey sorry about that, I didn't have Internet for a while…but HURRAY! I got it back, and so did AkiraKnuckles, so you might be hearing from her soon.
"What's going on here?" came a voice from behind them. Everybody looked up. It was Rouge.
"Damn!" yelled Sonia, Akira, Midnight, and Michiko.
"Where did you come from?" asked Sonic.
"MUHAHAHAHA, wouldn't you like to know?"
"Well, yeah."
"Damn. Well anyway, I'm not Rouge," said the imposter. "I am an evil clone, sent here by Eggman to kill all of you."
"Never fear!" came a voice. "Waldo is here!"
"Sonia, how many times do I have to tell you," said Midnight. "You are not Waldo."
"Oh…well then fuck that." Said Sonia taking off her mask.
"Fine, try to kill us," said Shadow getting in a battle stance.
Akira took out her steel bat, and Sonia took out her fan while getting in her stance.
"Ha, you think you guys are tough," The imposter snapped her fingers. Other little Rouge clones came out of nowhere.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Sonia, Akira, Midnight, and Michiko.
"There are so many!" screamed Sonia.
"We will be forever blinded by smuttiness," screamed Akira.
"Oh go to Hell!" screamed one of the clones.
"Actually," said Akira. "Me and Sonia have been there once,"
"Pretty nice place once you get over the dead monsters that come after your chocolate, otherwise, it's pretty nice." Said Sonia.
"But, what about the flames and fire?" asked Michiko.
"There really isn't any." Said Sonia.
"Yeah. It's all a hoax to get you worked up." Said Akira.
"Oh," groaned Shadow.
Sonia went to him and pressed up against him. "But you know," she lifted her palm. "I have all the fire I want." A little spark flew, and the next thing they knew there was fire in her palm.
"Whoa!" screamed Tails. "How did you do that?"
"You want to know?" asked Sonia.
"Yeah."
"It's all in the hips, it's all in the hips," said Sonia swinging her hips.
"That's for golfing you retard!" screamed Midnight.
"Oh, I always thought it was for making fire," She had an idea. "Let's see what happens this time then!" She lifted her palm, but no fire came out. "It don't work."
"Sonia!" yelled Cream. "That's Shadow's hand?"
"Oh," she lifted her palm, this time, fire came. "That works."
"Anyway…ATTACK!" Screamed Rouge. All the little Rouge clones came and attacked.
"Charge!" screamed Akira.
Sonic did a homing attack and knocked out a bunch, but they just reproduced into more. Shadow chaos controlled some of their asses to the core of the sun. Sonia did solar wind, which is a waving of her fan, and fire comes out of it. Akira randomly swung her bat around, accidentally hitting Amy in the head. Amy pounced on Akira and bit her ear. Cream saw this and stopped making cheese fight the clones, but to make him fight Amy and Akira. Big started using his fishing pole and smacked the crap out of the clones. But all the clones just kept reproducing. Until…Tails smacked one of them in the head with his tails. Its head flew off, and the whole clone disappeared.
"Hey guys!" screamed Tails. Everybody stopped and looked at him. "With out their heads, their powerless!"
Everybody started whacking heads off clones.
"No! No! NO!" screamed the leader. "This isn't supposed to happen! You all are supposed to die!"
"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT BITCH!" screamed Sonia.
All the Rouge clones started spinning around and then disappeared.
"Well," said Knuckles. "We beat those fuckers ass,"
"Go us!" screamed Akira.
Later that night…
"I can't believe we are stuck in this crummy hotel!" screamed Cream. "Especially with you guys!"
"Relax," said Amy. "At least I'm here with my darling Sonic."
"Don't call me that you slut- faced- hoe-bag- piece-of- crack- headed-dog- shit- faced bitch!" screamed Sonic hiding behind Midnight.
"You go girl!" screamed Michiko. Everybody looked at her. "What?"
Authors note: Yeah, sorry it's a little short but hey, what can you say. Yeah, and I know you all missed me. You all love me, while I was gone u were all like: 'Where's blackened-fire? Where's E.g.? Oh my god where is she?'. Yeah, I know everything. And I even know that you're moving your mouse to the review button. YES YOU ARE! PLEASE REVIEW OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!
