"It's a good thing I listened to you Shizune…" Tsunade felt the embarrassing hue disappear from her face.
B – B – Black lace bra? Even Gai's mind was stuttering at this point.
"sensei?" Lee was in a state of shock. Gai had never seenLee look this way before. It was even worse than his fight with Gaara. Lee was knock-kneed and shaking all over. Tsunade fastened her top before blushing.
"Gai, you may be a great teacher, but even there are some things you can't prepare Lee for." She said. Gai looked down, nodding shamefully.
Tsunade, I fear NO man has the power to withstand the awesome power of your –
"Gai, I have an assignment for you." The Fifth turned.
"Yes, Tsunade-sama?"
"I want you to find Ninanokuba and bring him to me. More importantly, that camera. And Gai…"
"Yes?"
"You can use force if you have to. As much as you want." She smiled, sitting across from her aid.
"Lee, let us go … REAWAKEN OUR FLAMES OF YOUTH!" Gai and Lee broke through the entrance, on the trail of Ninanokuba.
- - -
"P – P – Pics. Ninanokuba, your skills are beginning to rival mine. I would be envious, but with results like this, it's less work for me." Jiraiya said, flipping through the pictures.
"Hmm, it seems in these, Tsunade became more and more alert to your plan. And Shizune has the exact same camera. Hmm, she's pretty good actually."
"How much for this one?" Ninanokuba asked.
"Hmmm, let's see. I won't get all of them. Out of 25 pics, I'll take 20. Burn the other five as fast as possible." Jiraya said.
"The money?" Nina asked.
"Oh yea - :"
"NURSE! HAVE YOU SEEN A SPY-NIN NAMED NINANOKUBA?" both inhabitants of the room, instinctively looked at the door.
"Ninanokuba, I'll send out my frog to tell you where to meet me. And um, Ninanokuba…" the ero-sennin asked.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" he said before hiding under his sheets.
Ninanokuba leapt out of the window, forming hand seals.
"Deceleration no jutsu!" he said, falling slowly before his feet made a small pat on the ground.
"Where now?" Nina asked himself. "I know!"
Ninanokuba ran to a small cluster of houses close to the outskirts of town. Surely, a childhood friend would help him out. He stopped at a green house with a black door and a small lawn in the front. At the door was a slim, white-haired man busy reading a book, which just happened to be written by a sennin.
"Ninanokuba. What are you here for?" he asked, still engrossed in his book fifth volume!
"Um, Kakashi old buddy old – "
"Spying again?" he asked, flipping a page. the picture-heavy fifth volume!
"hehehe…" Ninanokuba sheepishly looked down. "yes."
"Hmmm, you can stay for a while. Plus, I need someone to tell me when the sixth volume is coming out." He said, closing the door, of course, still flipping pages back and forth. The Number One, best selling picture-heavy volume!
Ninanokuba sat down, looking carefully out of his window. No signs that he had come here, and there was no one outside when he'd come to Kakashi's house. He walked to another window , and saw a view into another house.
"O-oh…" Ninanokuba was at a loss for words. Kakashi finally looked up.
"I see you've just realized Kurenai lives next door."
"Ku – Ku – Kurenai." Ninanokuba said, drooling. "I remember her."
"Yes, you were in the same class as her." Kakashi said, continuing his reading. Chapter six: Lulu and Marie make pie together! yay:)
"She's so … beautiful." Ninanokuba said. Kurenai was watching TV. Ninanokuba was lost in thought before Kurenai seemed to be reacting to something. She arose from her furniture and opened the front door.
"KURENAI!" Ninanokuba managed to hear Gai's voice through the window and walls. "HAVE YOU SEEN THE SPY-NIN NINANOKUBA? INFORMATION HAS LED ME TO BELIEVE THAT HE MAY BE HIDING AROUND HERE!"
- - -
"Gai …" Kurenai shut her red eyes, mumbling. "Can you please speak a little lower? It's still kind of early."
"THIS IS MY QUIET VOICE!" GAI – I mean, Gai said, clinching his fist. "THE ELUSIVE NINANOKUBA WILL NOT EVADE OUR GRASP THIS TIME!"
"Well, I'm sorry. I haven't seen him." Kurenai said, shutting the door.
"LEE! WE WILL NOT BE DETERED! LET US ASK MY RIVAL!" Gai said.
"YES!" Lee agreed.
Kakashi turned to Ninanokuba , who was no where to be seen. He returned to reading his book, expecting Gai to knoc –
"KAKASHI! I CHALLENGE YOU!" Kakashi's door came down. Of ocurse, Gai was there when the dust settled in his nice guy pose, with Lee behind him.
"Uh …" Kakashi scratched his head. Chapter Six: Finshed
"What are you here for? Ninanokuba?" he asked.
"YES!" Gai said, going into ultra-nice guy pose, but stopped midway. "HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT NINANOKUBA!"
'I heard you next door." Kakashi said, flipping to Chapter Seven. Lulu and Marie get clean – together. Yaaaaay:)
"OH! YOU DON'T WHERE HE IS, DO YOU?" Gai asked.
"not now…" Kakashi mumbled.
"WHAT!"
"No." Kakashi said. "I don't."
Grrr, Kakashi, that attitude of yours. You're on a completely different level!
level 23 coolness! Gai is only level 2 :(
"WELL, LEE WE MUST USE OUR FLAMES OF YOUTH TO FIND NINANOKUBA!" Gai said.
"But Gai-sensei, hat about the door?" Lee said.
"LET US WORK UP OUR FLAMES BY REPAIRING! IT'S TOOL TIME!"
"Yeah, just remember to do it completely. And please keep the noise down."
"WHOOOOAAAAA!" Gai said, his eyes aflame.
- - -
"Nina?" Kurenai rubbed her eyes, leaning against the doorway. "Gai just – "
"I know. I heard him." Ninanokuba said. "Before I leave, there is something I want to tell you."
"Huh?" her black hair was tussled about, in front of her eyes. Ninanokuba gulped a bit wondering what her reaction would be.
"I really – like – " Ninanokuba started.
"Like what?"
"Boobies."
Ninanokuba fell down as Kurenai slammed the door. He looked to his side to see that Jiraiya was good on his promise- even if it were at the wrong time.
"NINANOKUBA! ITHOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THAT!" she shouted through the door. Gai and Lee both stopped midway in their project.
"NINANOKUBA! YOU SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF …"
Both Gai and Lee went through their various poses, finally ending in the traditional "nice guy" pose.
"THE BEASTS OF KONOHA! HUH?"
"The time it took you to get ready, Ninanokuba was gone. You know, he's pretty fast." Kakashi stated, still reading. Chapter eight: The Good, The Bad – and the Messy! all pictures! yay!
Kakashi, that cool attitude. You must've been training!
LEVEL UP!
