Authors note: HI!


Back at the house…

"Dude!" screamed Akira. "That was totally wicked!"

"No!" screamed Sonia. "IT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!"

"That's what I just said,"

"Oh…"

Sonia picked up a cell phone and dialed a number. "Yeah, I would like 4 pepperoni pizza, with fries, and a small margarita."

"What was all that for?" asked Shadow.

"Oh, it was for the poor homeless guy that lives in this house." Explained Sonia.

Everybody stared at her funny.

"What?"

"But Sonia," said Midnight. "We live in this house."

"Oh," said Sonia. "Then we don't have to worry about being homeless!"

"Well," said Sonic. "That's a good way to look at it…I guess."

"So, lets all go to bed, we have some guest rooms," said Knuckles.

"I CALL TOP BUNK!" yelled Akira.

"NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST!" screamed Sonia.

Sonia ran into the bedroom. Akira was already on the top bunk.

"How did you get here faster then me?" asked Sonia. "Anyway, lets talk,"

5 hours later…

"Akira why won't you answer me? And you have been sitting in that same position the whole time!" screamed Sonia.

All of the sudden Akira walked into the door. "Hey Sonia! I see you have found my halo projector."

Sonia's right eye started twitching.

The next morning…

"I slept good!" said Amy stretching.

"Hey, where did Tails go again?" asked Sonic looking around.

Cream walked into the room. "Oh while he was chasing me, I ran into an airplane then left really quick."

"Tails is going to hate airplanes now,"

A flash of lighting and thunder came.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Sonia.

"What's wrong with her?" asked Shadow.

"Oh she's fine, she just has astraphobia." Explained Akira. "As many other phobias." (Phobia means afraid of.)

"What kind?"

"Do you really want me to name them all?"

"Yeah."

Akira sighed. "She has arachnophobia (spiders), belonephobia (needles), eisoptrophobia (mirrors), linonophobia (string), papaphobia (the Pope), brontophobia (thunder), astraphobia (lightning). And that's about it."

Sonia was in the corner of the room knees up to her chest, thumb in her mouth, eye twitching, and rocking back and forth.

"How did you know all those big words?" asked Sonic. "My head is spinning."

"Ha, you should have seen Sonia when the therapist told her."

Sonia, was in the corner of the room with her knees up to her chest, thumb in her mouth, right eye twitching, and rocking back and forth.

"Well anyway, who wants to go out to eat?" asked Knuckles.

"I do!" yelled Big.

"I'll drive!" screamed Sonia.

"No, lets let Sonic drive, its his car," said Michiko.

At the restaurant…

"Yes, I would like a table for 2 pleases." Said Knuckles looking at Akira.

"Knuckles, there's 11 of us." Said Sonia.

"Damn you Sonia!" screamed Knuckles.

They all got their table. It practically took up part of the room.

"Okay," said Shadow. "What should we order?"

"I want fettuccini," said Sonia.

"Now, all we have to do is wait for a waiter comes." Said Amy.

5 minutes later…

A handsome waiter walked up to their table.

"May I take your order?"

Everyone said what they wanted, and he walked off.

Big bent down to Cream. "Whoa! He sure was a cutie!"

Creamed stared at him with her eye twitching. "You freaky fag."

"Fag?" asked Big. "Don't you mean frog? OH MY GOSH! FROGGY!" Big got up and ran out of the restaurant.

"Okay then," said Amy. All of the sudden, a grape splat on Amy's head. She looked across the table to see Sonia with a bowl of grapes, and I bendable spoon.

"Let me try!" cried Akira. She took a grape, but dropped it. "My grape!"

"Just get another one," said Michiko.

"But that was my favorite grape!" cried Akira. She bent down the table to pick it up.

But the waiter came coming by with the huge tray of food. He tripped over Akira back, and the food went flying. It hit a man from across the room. He got up, screamed, and threw a piece of food at the waiter, but it hit Michiko. Midnight looked at Michiko, and started laughing her head off. Michiko took someone's food and stuffed it in her face.

"Sonia! Throw food!" yelled Shadow with a piece of pudding in his eye.

"I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO!" she screamed. Everybody stopped and looked at her. "I want to throw water!" She took a pitcher of water and splashed it at Sonic. He picked up some spaghetti and threw it and Sonia. She ducked and it smack Amy.

"That's it! I'm starting a food fight!" screamed Amy. She threw a pie, and it landed in a clowns face. Nobody knew where the fuck he came from.

Knuckles got up and smashed Akira's head in a lemon pie. He thought he got her, but she started eating the pie. Sonia chewed some gum, and stuck it in Cream's hair.

10 minutes later…

Everybody was covered with food. Everybody that is, except Tiffany, who was perfectly clean.

"How did you manage to do that?" asked Sonic.

Tiffany put her pinky to her mouth. "MUHAHAHAHAHA! Wouldn't you like to know?"

Suddenly, the doors flew open and Eggman walked into the room.


Authors note: Ello my friends! Yes, I know, it took me a while. Yeah, on Saturday, I got to go to this thing with my Grandma Yasmina. Yeah, she went to this gypsy dance thing, it was a party for her, and I got to dance! It's so fun! I got to wear cool closed the jingled when you moved. I guess being gypsy pays off! Lol, just joking. PLEASE REVIEW! OR PERISH! AND I CAN THINK OF WAYS TO PERISH PEOPLE! TRUST ME! Then I found out Shadow is getting his own video game! I'M GOING CRAZY! I CAN'T WAIT TILL NOVEMBER!