Authors note: SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS COMING OUT IN 6 MONTHS! …Hi.

Shadowfan person: GIMME GIMME GIMME!


Sonic walked into his room.

"AHHHH!" he screamed. On his bed laid a note. "What's this?" He read it.

Dear Sonic,

Hi! You are retarded! Get your ass back at the restaurant to help us fight Eggman! How the fuck did you even get out anyway? Well, get here or I will send Captain Waldo after you and her will beat your ass!

Your loving friend,

Sonia.

"Whoa," said Sonic.

5 seconds later…

"Okay I'm here! But how did you get the note there?" asked Sonic.

"What note?" asked Sonia.

"The note on my bed."

"You mean the death note?"

"…No."

"The one where it says I'll scrap all your insides and put them in a bowl?"

"Uh…no. The one with Waldo."

"OH! THAT NOTE!" Sonia thought. "Don't ask me. Shadow brought it to you."

Sonic looked at Shadow.

"What?" asked Shadow. "She needed a favor."

Sonic right eye started twitching.

"Well, now that you're here, you can help fight Eggman." Said Akira.

They looked over. But Eggman wasn't there, all there was, was a banana.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Sonia and Akira in unison.

"What's so bad about a banana?" asked Knuckles.

Akira shook her head. "A long time in Mexico."

"…Okay," said Cream.

"Let's go to the Arcade!" screamed Midnight.

"Yeah! I can beat some monsters ass!" yelled Michiko.

"Michiko!" shouted Midnight. "Shut you fuckin mouth! Your in a damn restaurant!"

Everyone looked at Midnight.

"What? Someone had to shut her face!"

"Anyway…" said Sonia with a grim look on her face. "Last one there is a …FOUR!"

"AHH!" screamed Akira.

At the Arcade…

"Hey Big," said Amy. "You got a quarter?"

"Yeah." Said Big.

"Can I have it please?"

"B-but I need it…"

"For what?"

Big bent down to Amy's ear. "I have my period… Don't tell anyone."

Amy had a disgusting look on her face.

"I don't even want to know…"

She walked away.

Shadow and Knuckles walked over to where Sonia and Akira were. They were playing a Jet Ski game.

"Oh god!" screamed Sonia. "There's a wall! What the fuck is a wall doing in the water?"

"Sonia," said Akira. "That's a freaking dolphin."

"Oh,"

"You girls don't know how to ski," chuckled Knuckles.

"Yeah, you really need help." Said Shadow.

"Well Sonia sure can't ski for her life…" said Akira. "But I sure as Hell can!"

"Yeah right," chuckled Knuckles.

"Is that a challenge?" asked Akira.


Authors note: MUHAHAHAHAHA! KOOL-AID! MUHAHAHAHAHA! …PLEASE REVIEW!