Kupo Adventures
Rayman4:Darth Vaders revenge
Chapter1:Cookie Dough!
Shows Kupo and Stiltzken walking around in circles.
Stiltzken: Can we stop walking around in circles, please? Leland
Kupo: No! We just need 53,816,342 more laps to go! Josie
Stiltzken: That's it! I'm going home to eat lunch!
Kupo: Ohh! Can we salami for lunch?
Stiltzken: No.
Kupo: Dang!
At Kupos house..
Stiltzken: Ahh, crap!
Kupo: What's wrong?
Stiltzken: We don't have any food. Guess what that means?
Kupo: Were gonna play tag, right?
Siltzken: My god, your stupid.
In their car..
Kupo: In Batman tune. Duh duh duh, duh duh duh. Duh DAH DAH, DAH…
Stiltzken: Will you shut up!
Kupo: Okey Dokey!
At the Grocery Store…
Stiltzken: So, what kinda cereal are we getting?
Kupo: Kupo Flakes! Kupo Flakes?
Stiltzken: Bread?
Kupo: Kupo Bread!
Stiltzken: Chips?
Kupo: Kupo Chips!
Stiltzken: Can we get something that doesn't have the word "kupo in it?"
Kupo: I know! Moogle popcicles!
Stiltzken: Sigh Your hopeless, Kupo.
At the cashregister…
Casheir: That'll be 5000,0000Gil, please. Amelia
Stiltzken: You just had to buy the expensive stuff, didn't you?
Kupo: Lets take a survey, kupo!
At the "Stop the love" company…
Devil: Welcome to Stop the love! I'm the Devil! How may I help you? Leland
Stiltzken: Can we take one of your surveys?
Devil: Sure! If you see Sephiroth, pour a lot of spiders on him. Spiders are his only weakness.
Kupo: Lets go, kupo!
Then they leave
Devil: Looks at a picture of a sexy angel and starts to cry Oh, Serinaty! If only I had a chance. CURSE YOU SEPHIROTH?
At the love boats, you can see Cloud and Aeris going by, then Zidane and Dagger, and finally, Serinaty and Seph.
Kupo: Tehehehe! Falls into the water with the bucket "o spiders.
Stitzken: Gasp!
Kupo: I'm okay, kupo!
Spiders start crawling on Kupo.
Kupo: Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhehehe!
Sora and Kairi go by.
Sora: What's his problem? Ian
Kairi: I don't know. Amelia
Back at Stop the Love…
Stitzken: Sorry we failed on operation s..e.p.h..i..r..o.t..h., kupo.
Devil: That's okay. I'll give you another survey if you stop calling me kupo.
Kupo: Done and done! So what's are next survey?
Devil: Give my blitzball team a name!
Stiltzken: But that has nothing to do with love!
Devil: Look, do you want the money or what?
Kupo: Yeah, what he said!
Stitzken: Okay fine.
Stiltzken: We named your team. Now do we get the money?
Devil: So who named it?
Kupo: I did!
Devil: So what's its name?
Kupo: What name?
Devil: The blitzball team.
Kupo: What blitzball team?
Devil: My blitzball team.
Kupo: Why?
Silence.
Stiltzken: You must forgive Kupo. He's an idiot.
Kupo: Hey guys! Wanna help me clean my ears?
Devil: I see. So what's the name?
Kupo: Ah! But I dare not speak it.
Devil: Stiltzken, can you reason with him?
Stiltzken: Why, yes, yes I can. Kupo?
Kupo: Yes?
Stiltzken: Can you please tell the nice devil what the name is?
Kupo: Well, it'll cost him 300 gil.
Devil: Here.
Kupo: Now, the name is…Fire Emblem!
Devil: Yeah, nice name. Now go.
Stiltzken: But what about the money?
Devil: Didn't you know? I fooled you. Now go.
Kupo: Look here Mr.!
Devil: Gulp!
Kupo: If we don't get the money pronto, I'm gonna call Tonberry!
Devil: Okay, okay! Ill give you the money! All of it! Just leave me alone in my sack of misery!
Kupo: Good! Come on, Stiltzken. Were going home.
The End
Or is it?
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