Kupo Adventures

Rayman4:Darth Vaders revenge

Chapter1:Cookie Dough!

Shows Kupo and Stiltzken walking around in circles.

Stiltzken: Can we stop walking around in circles, please? Leland

Kupo: No! We just need 53,816,342 more laps to go! Josie

Stiltzken: That's it! I'm going home to eat lunch!

Kupo: Ohh! Can we salami for lunch?

Stiltzken: No.

Kupo: Dang!

At Kupos house..

Stiltzken: Ahh, crap!

Kupo: What's wrong?

Stiltzken: We don't have any food. Guess what that means?

Kupo: Were gonna play tag, right?

Siltzken: My god, your stupid.

In their car..

Kupo: In Batman tune. Duh duh duh, duh duh duh. Duh DAH DAH, DAH…

Stiltzken: Will you shut up!

Kupo: Okey Dokey!

At the Grocery Store…

Stiltzken: So, what kinda cereal are we getting?

Kupo: Kupo Flakes! Kupo Flakes?

Stiltzken: Bread?

Kupo: Kupo Bread!

Stiltzken: Chips?

Kupo: Kupo Chips!

Stiltzken: Can we get something that doesn't have the word "kupo in it?"

Kupo: I know! Moogle popcicles!

Stiltzken: Sigh Your hopeless, Kupo.

At the cashregister…

Casheir: That'll be 5000,0000Gil, please. Amelia

Stiltzken: You just had to buy the expensive stuff, didn't you?

Kupo: Lets take a survey, kupo!

At the "Stop the love" company…

Devil: Welcome to Stop the love! I'm the Devil! How may I help you? Leland

Stiltzken: Can we take one of your surveys?

Devil: Sure! If you see Sephiroth, pour a lot of spiders on him. Spiders are his only weakness.

Kupo: Lets go, kupo!

Then they leave

Devil: Looks at a picture of a sexy angel and starts to cry Oh, Serinaty! If only I had a chance. CURSE YOU SEPHIROTH?

At the love boats, you can see Cloud and Aeris going by, then Zidane and Dagger, and finally, Serinaty and Seph.

Kupo: Tehehehe! Falls into the water with the bucket "o spiders.

Stitzken: Gasp!

Kupo: I'm okay, kupo!

Spiders start crawling on Kupo.

Kupo: Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhehehe!

Sora and Kairi go by.

Sora: What's his problem? Ian

Kairi: I don't know. Amelia

Back at Stop the Love…

Stitzken: Sorry we failed on operation s..e.p.h..i..r..o.t..h., kupo.

Devil: That's okay. I'll give you another survey if you stop calling me kupo.

Kupo: Done and done! So what's are next survey?

Devil: Give my blitzball team a name!

Stiltzken: But that has nothing to do with love!

Devil: Look, do you want the money or what?

Kupo: Yeah, what he said!

Stitzken: Okay fine.

Stiltzken: We named your team. Now do we get the money?

Devil: So who named it?

Kupo: I did!

Devil: So what's its name?

Kupo: What name?

Devil: The blitzball team.

Kupo: What blitzball team?

Devil: My blitzball team.

Kupo: Why?

Silence.

Stiltzken: You must forgive Kupo. He's an idiot.

Kupo: Hey guys! Wanna help me clean my ears?

Devil: I see. So what's the name?

Kupo: Ah! But I dare not speak it.

Devil: Stiltzken, can you reason with him?

Stiltzken: Why, yes, yes I can. Kupo?

Kupo: Yes?

Stiltzken: Can you please tell the nice devil what the name is?

Kupo: Well, it'll cost him 300 gil.

Devil: Here.

Kupo: Now, the name is…Fire Emblem!

Devil: Yeah, nice name. Now go.

Stiltzken: But what about the money?

Devil: Didn't you know? I fooled you. Now go.

Kupo: Look here Mr.!

Devil: Gulp!

Kupo: If we don't get the money pronto, I'm gonna call Tonberry!

Devil: Okay, okay! Ill give you the money! All of it! Just leave me alone in my sack of misery!

Kupo: Good! Come on, Stiltzken. Were going home.

The End

Or is it?

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