Authors note: My nose itches…
"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" shouted Sonia. "A HORRIBLE AND PAINFUL DEATH!"
"Sonia shut up!" Shouted Midnight. "WE ALL KNOW THAT!"
"Then why are you telling me to shut up?"
"Because you're bumming us out…" Midnight looked down to her feet. "Hey look! A nickel!"
"It's time you die Sonic heroes!" said Eggman. "MUHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Hey." shouted Tiffany. "What about us?"
"Oh," Eggman took out a net. "You're coming with me."
"HURRAY!" Michiko started jumping up and down while running around in circles. Everybody looked at her like she was nuts. …Which she was…or at least that's what they though! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"You're the one that's going to die!" shouted Knuckles. He got into his fighting stance.
"Oh really?" Eggman laughed. "MUHAHAHA! I can't die."
"Why not?" asked Akira.
"Because I listen to public radio!" Eggman laughed again. "And because I have super strong robots that kick ass!"
"Pfft, yeah right!" screamed Sonic.
"Your robots are as stupid as Sonia!" said Tiffany pointing to Sonia, who was picking her ear, not aware of anything.
"WEEEEEEEEEEE!" shouted Midnight.
"Prepare to perish!" Eggman pressed another button and a whole bunch of robots fell out of the ceiling. Wait a minute…they were outside! There was no music! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"STOP!" shouted Akira.
"What?" everybody asked in unison.
"We need music!"
Sonia's face lit up. Everybody knew that she was the music man…anyway. She could find some music out of nowhere.
Ay padrita mía
Guárdate la poesía
Guárdate la alegría pa'tiThe robots came down and started attacking, destroying everything in their path. One came after Tiffany, but she kicked it away.
"Come on people!" shouted Knuckles. "Let's kick ass!"
No pido que todos los días sean de sol
No pido que todos los viernes sean de fiesta
Tampoco te pido que vuelvas rogando perdón
Si lloras con los ojos secos
"Why is the song in Spanish?" asked Akira.
"DAMN YOU SONIA AND YOUR LATINO!" shouted Shadow.
Sonia, beating up robots, grinned at all their suffering. She found it quite funny.
Ay amor me duele tanto
"NO! You can't be winning already!" shouted Eggman. "It hasn't even got to the chorus of the song!"
"You can't beat us Egghead!" smirked Sonic. "We are much better, cooler, and thinner then you!"
Me duele tanto
"HAHAHAHA!" Sonia was running supersonic speed around some robots, causing them to malfunction…hey…I KNEW THAT WORD!
Akira took out her bat and started smashing them. One by one, robots flew everywhere because of her.
Que te fueras sin decir a donde. Ay! Amor fue una tortura... perderte!
"Sonia!" shouted Akira.
"What?"
"BATTLE FORMATION X!" screamed Akira.
Sonia jumped on the back of Akira. "CHARGE!" Akira charged to a butt load of robots. Sonia was holding a pole and it made contact with the robots. They went flying all the way to San Fran Cisco.
Yo sé que no he sido un santo
Pero no puedo arreglarlo
"DAMMIT SONIA! TURN OFF THE SPANISH!" shouted Knuckles.
No sólo de pan vive el hombre
Y no de excusas vivo yo
"TAKE THAT BITCH!" screamed Midnight as she smacked a robot.
Sólo de errores se aprende
Y hoy sé que es tuyo mi corazón
"THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!" screamed Eggman.
Mejor te guardas todo
Busca a otro perro con ese hueso y nos decimos adios
Sonia smacked Akira.
"Ow!" screamed Akira in pain. "What the hell was that for?"
"For being a robot!" shouted Sonia.
Con siete velas te invocaré
"I'm not a robot!"
"Suuure!"
AAaaay... AAaaay...
Shadow chaos controlled a group of robots to the center of the sun.
"AH HAHAHA! BITCHES!" shouted Shadow.
Cosita bella, coje otra vela
"JEEZ!" shouted Michiko. "WHENS THIS SONG GOING TO BE OVER?"
AAaaay...
Busca a otro perro con ese hueso y nos decimos adios
"HAZA!" Eggman shouted with glee. "MY ROBOTS MADE IT THROUGH HALF THE SONG!"
No puedo pedir que el invierno perdone a un rosal
No puedo pedir a los olmos que te den peras
No puedo pedirle lo eterno a un simple mortal
Ni andar arrojando a los cerdos miles de perlas
"Orion Punch!" shouted Tiffany. A whole bunch of punches came out of nowhere and hit robots.
Ay amor me duele tanto, me duele tanto
Que no creas más en mis promesas
"I hate mornings do you hate mornings I do cause there boring this one time I went to the bathroom in the morning and I fell asleep and then I woke up and no on was home don't you hate it when no ones home it gives me the creeps don't you just love run-on sentences?" Michiko blabbered. The robot that she was talking to exploded. "My jobs done."
Ay amor
"NOOOO!" shouted Akira.
"What?" asked Midnight.
"I HAVE TO PEE!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Es una tortura
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" shouted Sonia running around Shadow.
Perderte
"I have never had a pet…" admitted Knuckles.
"How are you holding up?" asked Sonic. "I mean not having a pet…wow."
Yo sé que no he sido un santo
pero no puedo arreglarlo
All the robots were gone. None of them were left. They all exploded or evaporated. HURRAY!
"NOOOOOO!" shouted Eggman spinning around in circles. "THE SONG WASN'T EVEN OVER WITH!" He looked at the mobians with disgust. "Next time you wont be so lucky!"
Authors note: ELLO! If you can guess what song was playing…you win something! WHOOT! PLEASE REVIEW!
