Hi! Another smashingly bashing poem by yours truly. This is Jaken's turn. Hee. The little imp/toad is getting fame! In a bad way! I swear if someone flames this one because they like Jaken, I will faint.

Disclaimer: I don't own nothing.

Jaken the Stupid Imp

Jaken, why must he be so crude?

Yes, I know, I'm actually quite rude.

He complains and bickers like an old house wife,

Yet he has never seen one throughout his life.

Sesshoumaru should squish the damn toad,

Like the way you squish the buttons on an alarm code.

Jaken might be in complete control,

But his heart is unworthy and would have to pay a toll.

It pains me so to watch him cry,

It hurts so much, I am forced to die.

For Jaken-sama has the worst attitude,

It's worse than Kagome's, it's like a magnitude.

Screw you Jaken likers, cause he is dumb,

He'll probably end up calling Sesshoumaru-sama 'mum'.

Ever wonder what lies behind those ugly yellow eyes?

A bucket full of hatred, cursing, and lies.

Jaken must burn, because I hate him so,

How could one imp manage to sink so low?

You don't just go around following a demon lord,

And act like an ally by watching his sword.

This poem was dedicated to my guy cousin,

Who wants to strangle Jaken more times than half a dozen.

A/N-Sucked huh? Oh well. It was for my entertainment anyways. Ah…go ahead, push the button. I DARE you.