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'Ssup. Half Term YAAAAAYYYYY! Bored writing fanfics. 'Sall good.

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Jamie: Pietro, we've been over this. You have to be RoadRunner because you're fast. Wanda is Wil E. 'cause she hates you.

Pietro: Yeah, but does she know where the acting stops? (Jamie is picking his ear. Not caring) She might hurt, or possibly kill me! I'm insured by Push Me right?

Jamie: (Flicks the wax off his finger) Off course you get free cookies I'm not a monster.

Pietro: That's not what I said. I asked if...

Jamie: Thaaanks! I'd love an ice cream!

Pietro: I am going to die...

RoadRunner

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(Camera pans into desert scene with one long, hilly road. We see a cloud of dust approaching, and two shapes amonghst it. As the first shape draws level with the camera, we freeze frame and a label appears at the bottom of the screen.

PIETRO MAXIMOFF
(scaredus of sisterus)

It zooms off and the second shape freeze frames.

WANDA MAXIMOFF
(sedus sisterus)

Wanda slows to a walk as she realises she ain't catchin Pietro and stands thinking. She is hit by an Idea and wanders off cackling)

(In the road, Wana has installed a pop-up metal door, which she tests, and works perfectly. She hears the RoadRunner approuching and presses the realese switch... nothing. Pietro zooms off and Wanda curses an walks off.)

(Wanda has ordered a pair of rocket skates, and is putting them on, when Pietro whizzes past with the Road Runner
MEEP! MEEP!
Replaced with:
HEY SIS! BYE SIS!

She turns on the skates and pursues him through the canyon along a straight road. The road comes to a sharp turn by the edge of a cliff, which Pietro takes but Wanda goes flying off. Of course we get the traditional camera and:

Whhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Poof!)

(We see Wanda sitting on a catapult when Pietro runs by. She Quickly releases it, only for it to throw her flat on her face.)

(Wanda buys a superman suit and attempts to fly off a cliff... And fails)

(We see a pile of coffee beans in the middle of the road with a ''free coffee sign sticking put of it. There is a huge mass of boulders above it, held up between two cliff faces, and a metal gate. Pietro arrives and begins wolfing down the coffee beans, and wanda releases the gate which opens but...Nothing. Pietro realises a trapb and legs it. By this point Wanda is a little P.O. and jumps under the trap, trying to figure out why it didn't work. She starts poking it with a stick. Realising her stupidity., she tries to run but...)

(Wanda is sitting on a catapult again when Pietro zooms past. She releases it, and flies straight up, hits her head on a cliff and falls onto the ground. The cliff breaks off and comes down on top of her. Big Ouchies)

(Wanda paints a tunnel onto a cliff face, and Pietro whizzes past and passes through. Bewildered, she attempts to follow. WHAM!)

(Wanda creates a giant elasic slingshot between two cactuses. Pietro runs past, and Wanda fires herself. She flies through the air gaining on him and is within grabbing distance, when the pop-up door activates, and is greeted by Wanda's face)

(Wanda fires a cannon at Pietro who ducks, the ball hitting the previously made slingshot and bounces back. Pietro dodges. Wanda doesn't.)

(Wanda fires another cannon ball ((i.e. Sam Gurthy)) which misses Pietro and is caught by Amara. This is a ''T'' So we'll leave it at that)

(Wanda sticks her foot out to trip him up.Yeah Right. Broken Leg)

(Wanda paints a line off the edge off the cliff, which Pietro Ignores but Wanda follows)

(Wanda chases him on a skateboard and is hit by a truck. WHAT?)

(Wanda pretends to be a photographer and offers to take Pietro's picture. The Camera is really a pistol. She is about to take it when...

Pietro: Ahh... Sis, you're the beautful one, let me tak yours!
Wanda: Really? Thanks!

BANG!

(Wanda tenses herself in a springand releasesit as Pietro flies past. She get's tangled in the spring.)

(Wanda chases Pietro in a F-1 car and is arrested for speeding. She is fined $80.)

They're gonna get dumb now!

(Wanda chases Pietro over the border and is arrested for hot having a passport)

(Wanda tries firing a rock from the catapult. She pulls the release chord and the catapult does a backflip and lands on her)

(Wanda is shot by the FBI in a mistaken Identity)

(Wanda loses to a rapper in a battle rap, who would have helped her if she won)

(Wanda fires a shot gun at Pietro, who ducks. The bullet hit's a cliff which falls on her)

(Wanda get's beaten up by the Teen Titans, for being the bad 'Guy?')

(Wanda hires Sonic the Hedgehog to catchPietro.Sonic turns out to be a carnivore and, failing to catch Pietro, turns on Wanda)

(Wanda is chasing Pietro when she trips over Amara's bra)

(Wanda fires a ballistic missile straight up in the air, which doesn't come down)

(Wanda picks up a grenade, removes the pin and throws the pin, then places both hands in her ears)

(Wanda makes a trapdoor in the road, which remains shut when Pietro runs over it, she follows, and the alligators she placed inside get a nice lunch)

(Wanda sets Pyro on Pietro, then finds him 20 minutes later dancing round a burning cactus)

(Wanda gives up, and is getting a relatively happy ending walking off into the sunset when the Ballistic missle makes it's re-entrance. The explosion causes mass-distruction, and spells out The End in the sky)

Jamie: Aaaand Cut! That was a good show people, get Bobby, it's time for my starring role. Make Up!

(He walks off. Wanda appears, battered, bruised, cut, broken, the lot. She sees Pietro walk pastand hexes his feet to the floor.)

Push Me: (I didn't wanna be left out!) Well waddaya know? The Cayote caught the RoadRunner after all!

(Camera pans out to Pietro screaming and crying about how''He'll need those back!''

That was a really fun chapter.C'mon. Review. Next up, Sylvester andTweety, then Tom and Jerry. Both Featuring Jamie and Bobby. :)