Whatever Happened to naraku

city Edition

By Ayame and Mavric

Disclaimer: i dont own naraku, but i own the assortments of animals i used to kill him though.

Naraku goes to some big city

He walks undera painter's ladder and red paint drops on him

At a close-by intersection, a bull somehow manages to get out of a trailer,

and spots naraku (the bull has horns)

The bull chases naraku, and beats him into a pulp

While being chased,naraku runs into a flower shop infested with bees

Bees and bull gang up on naraku

Not noticing the construction sign, naraku runs into the construction zone

Seven tons of steel break loose and fall on naraku

That distraction caused a cement truck driver to switch gears and crash

through a wall into a dog kennel with rabid dogs

Bull, bees, and rabid dogs gang up on naraku

Running under a appartment complex, a grand piano drops on him

He gets hit by a trolly

He climbs up a telephone pole

He disturbs a bird's nest

Bird, bull, bees, and rabid dogs gang up on him

Naraku runs into a back alley

Heruns smack into a bunch of thugs

Thugs get pissed

Bees, bull, bird, rabid dogs, and thugs gang up on him

Narku run into an alley to which has no escape

Bees, bull, bird, rabid dogs, and thugs kill naraku

Naraku regenerates for the next tourture session