Whatever Happened to naraku
city Edition
By Ayame and Mavric
Disclaimer: i dont own naraku, but i own the assortments of animals i used to kill him though.
Naraku goes to some big city
He walks undera painter's ladder and red paint drops on him
At a close-by intersection, a bull somehow manages to get out of a trailer,
and spots naraku (the bull has horns)
The bull chases naraku, and beats him into a pulp
While being chased,naraku runs into a flower shop infested with bees
Bees and bull gang up on naraku
Not noticing the construction sign, naraku runs into the construction zone
Seven tons of steel break loose and fall on naraku
That distraction caused a cement truck driver to switch gears and crash
through a wall into a dog kennel with rabid dogs
Bull, bees, and rabid dogs gang up on naraku
Running under a appartment complex, a grand piano drops on him
He gets hit by a trolly
He climbs up a telephone pole
He disturbs a bird's nest
Bird, bull, bees, and rabid dogs gang up on him
Naraku runs into a back alley
Heruns smack into a bunch of thugs
Thugs get pissed
Bees, bull, bird, rabid dogs, and thugs gang up on him
Narku run into an alley to which has no escape
Bees, bull, bird, rabid dogs, and thugs kill naraku
Naraku regenerates for the next tourture session
