All in all, it was a normal day for Sagara Sanosuke. He ate breakfast at the Akabeko, wandered around town for the morning, saved a little girl from some ordinary street thugs, and decided to spend the afternoon at the clinic, bugging Megumi.

"A hot Summer night, fell like a net, I've gotta find my baby yet! I need you to soothe my head, Turn my blue heart to red."

Sanosuke perked his ears up upon hearing an odd song. The music was unlike anything that he had ever heard, the beat was rough and the melody did not flow like traditional Japanese songs. A western concoction, perhaps? His shook his head to try and clear it.

"Hey, what's that song playing?" He asked a passerby. They looked at him oddly.

"What song?" They said before scurrying away. San raised an eyebrow at the behavior but brushed it off, jogging to the clinic.

"Megumi! Hey, Kitsune, you here?"

"Baka. What are you here for?"

"I was originally going to just bug you, but it seems—"

"Doctor, doctor, give me the news, I've got a bad case of loving you! No pill's gonna cure my ill, I've got a bad case of lovin' you!"

"No! NOT THAT!" Sano shook his head violently. Megumi raised an eyebrow.

"Not what?"

"That song! It's talking in my head!"

"Sano… maybe you should… lay down."

"A pretty face don't make a pretty heart, I learned that buddy, from the start. You think I'm cute, a little bit shy, Momma, I ain't that kind of guy."

"Hey! I AM NO—wait—what?" Sano blinked.

"Doctor, doctor, give me the news, I've got a bad case of loving you! No pill's gonna cure my ill, I've got a bad case of lovin' you!"

"…Lay down. You're having some sort of delusions." Megumi sighed. "Put this on your forehead, cool down. Gensai-sensei! We've got a problem…" Megumi returned quickly, sitting on the bed next to Sano.

"I know you like it, you like it on top, Tell me momma are you gonna stop?"

"NO!"

"Sano…" Megumi sighed. "Gensai-sensei is bringing anti-hallucinogens."

"But… I'm not hallucinating! It's like… playing, but no one can hear it!"

"You had me down, 21 to zip, Smile of Judas on your lip, Shake my fist, knock on wood, I've got it bad and I've got it good!"

"I DO NOT HAVE IT BAD! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!" Sano roared. Megumi looked startled. She shook her head and sighed.

"Whatever it is, you're delusional. Calm down and relax. Ignore the voice—" Megumi was interrupted as Sano began singing out loud.

"Doctor, doctor, give me the news, I've got a bad case of loving you! No pill's gonna cure my ill, I've got a bad case of lovin' you!"

"SAGARA SANOSUKE!" She stood up and slapped him before stomping out.

"MEGUMI-SAN! Something is wrong with Kenshin! I think he's hearing things." Sano sat up as the music began fading and he heard Kaoru. He strode out into the main building.

"Like songs? That are weird?"

"Sano was tricking me into thinking he was delusional. Although he has to be anyway." She glared over her shoulder. Sano shrugged.

"It was a catchy tune." He said by way of explanation. Kaoru backed away a bit.

"Umm… something… is wrong with Kenshin…" Yahiko came up, panting. "He ran and jumped in the laundry water as I was leaving!"

"This could be a problem…" Megumi said. "If it's hapening to Ken-san, too..." She glanced at Sano, blushed, and turned away, grabbing her traveling basket. She left the clinic, Yahiko, Kaoru and (still humming)Sano in tow.

"Doctor, doctor, give me the news.. OW!"