A/N:Numero thres! ...kinda...heh...It's kinda like number two and a half of number three...it's kinda short, but I like it. so there.

The Order of the Phoenix

Mum finally told us pretty much outright why we're in this smelly, dodgy, ruddy old house today.

Her, Dad, Charlie, Bill, and loads of other people are in this thing that Dumbledore's in charge of call the the Order of the Phoenix. It's like an Anti-Voldemort thing. Or maybe it's a Protect-Harry-at-all-costs thing, I didn't really get what it was for.

And this is Headquarters.

It's Sirius' old house.

This isn't a holiday.

We have to clean.

Constantly.

The house is infested because no one has lived in it for a long time, like a decade. Sirius left when he was younger and then his Mum and Dad died, so it's his house now. And Dumbledore thinks it's perfect for Headquarters, because it's Unplottable and he's the Secret-Keeper. Mum says it's got doxies and hinkypunks and cursed toilets and so on. We had to sit in Mum and Dad's room because the kitchen and every other room is filled with all sorts of creatures. This is where Mum has been coming all the time. Here. To clean. She's a saint. That or she's clinically insane.

Hmm...she's been cleaning in her spare time? Probably the second one.

And so far she's only managed to de-evil-creature this one room. And she can use magic. I don't think I'm going to make it to fifth year.

So on the bright side, we're going to pick up Hermione and give her parents the surprise of their lives. Mum says that the whole squad of Aurors who picked us up is going with me and Bill to get her as well. Won't Hermione be thrilled? Moody will right out jump into the place and search it with his freaky eye of doom. Her parents will never let her out of the house again. Poor Hermione.

By the way, Tonks is a Metamorphmagas. Merlin willing, she doesn't go changing her looks while she's there. Like she did at The Burrow. She went from long black hair and grey eyes, to short, bright green hair and purple eyes. Three guesses how she got to become an Auror.

-Ron

A/N: Boring chappie, I know. Sorry. Get over it. Review!