Author's Notes: Alright, I couldn't think of what to name this chappie, because something important happens in it, but it's not the whole context, so I was at a conflict.

By the way, I don't have a copy of Magical Creatures and where to find them, so I'm at a loss for MC's. I just keep saying hinkypunks and doxies for lack of anything better. If you know any ones that would fit, imagine they are there instead of what I wrote.

Another By the Way: When Ron makes a mention of regularly scheduled programming, he doesn't know that comes on TV or anything. Wizards haven't TV's. I just thought it would be kinda funny.

OMGawd! I just checked my emails! I got so many reviews from the last chapter and stuff! (squee!! ( ) ) I have replies to all of you guys at the bottom of this chap (that sounded funny) because if I put them all up here they will take up important room. Onwards!

Another Boring Day

We've finished my room, and the girls' room. It takes about two days for each room to be cleaned out completely. I am so bored. I wish Harry were here. Hermione is my best friend as well, but in a different sort of way. I've got no one to talk to, really. About important stuff, I mean.

The girls' room wasn't as bad as mine, just a few doxies and some really gross spiders. Fred and George collected a bunch in a bucket and started Levitating them around me.

"Little miss Ronnie, beware of flying spiders!" George said as he pelted me with like six of them. I hate spiders. They stopped doing that eventually, after I threatened to tell Mum about the Extendable Ears, Fred and George I mean, not the spiders. Now I have to stoop to ratting on them. I'm ashamed.

Well, no. No, I'm not really.

But anyway, Hermione got attacked by some coat hangers, this time I rescued her. I just grabbed a big coat that was hanging in the closet and threw it over them. That'll show her, I can save someone just as well as she can. She thanked me as well.

"Erm...thanks, Ron. Thanks a lot." And that's when I started bloody blushing again. ARRGH!

"N-no problem, 'Mione," I stated brilliantly. Then we returned to our regularly scheduled monsters.

Nothing else eventful.

-Ron

Something is very, very wrong in this house. Hermione rescued me again, from some bats that were on the ceiling of the twin's room, they weren't normal bats though. They were biting me, or trying to. Hermione used the cleaning spray she had and aerosol-ed them out the window. So now it's Hermione-2, Me-1.

But that's not what's wrong. Hermione is acting sort of weird. She keeps groaning and holding her stomach. She's done it before, but never this often. What if she's sick with some awful Muggle disease? We won't be able to take her to St. Mungo's, because they don't know Muggle diseases, and we can't take her to a Muggle hospital because...well...because it's a Muggle hospital! She'll die and her parents will kill me. And then Harry will laugh at me for ever liking her in the first-
WHAT?! I'm not writing this, the book is putting down my thoughts. Did I just think what this book thought I thought? I do NOT like Hermione, you stupid...book!

Again with the bad thoughts!

-Ron

A/N: I'm sorry. It's another horribly short, icky chapter. I'm just kinda spending time before Harry comes in. Alright, I'm debating whether or not to continue this into the actual school year. You know, so that Ron keeps writing in it while Harry has his own little adventures. In your reviews please vote yes or no for continuing it past the summer.

Now replies to my wonderful reviewers...that I have a lot of now! I feel all tingly inside me.

Ronit: I love that book!!!! SQUEE! I have read it like five times and I can't find the others in any library and I'm broke so I can't buy them. Sadness!

CaptianJack: Thank you very much. I always thought I thought kind of like Ron. My brother yells at me all the time for being sarcastic, but I'm not sure you can call Ron's sense of humor sarcasm really.

tornbetween: No more hinties really... his brain spilled the cheese. I like saying that. Thanks!

TeenTypist: My loyal buddy. Nice job on Switched by the way. Thankies!

hydraspit: Thank you! I love the Weasleys. Fred is my favorite character, followed by Ron, in all the books. Because of his -Alicia Spinnet line in the fourth book. If they don't have that in the movie I think I shall cry.

Unblemished Lamb: Thanks!

nimbio: He writes in it sporadically. Sorry I don't give any dates. But knowing me, which I do, I would completely mess it up and get them in school in like November. A couple days here, a week there, just his fluffy little thoughts to guide him. Thanks!

cleojan5: Thanks. Me too.

StuffRoxCheese: I like your name. Props. Yes, all hail SP! Thanks!

kwndnl: Thank you. Cool. Ok.

StuffRoxCheese again: Yes, I love those parts as well! My favorite is the Voldemort-mother-hug one. Too funny. I laughed so hard when I thought of that. You spelled Tennessee right. I can't even spell Michagan right most of the time. I can never rmember if it's MichIgan or MichAgan. Arrgh. HAHA Bathroom! That's funny. I have a story about a painting of Jesus and a bathroom, but I shall tell it another time.

Once again, I apologize for the lack of anything interesting or important happening in the story. And the abundance of "rescuing" from inanimate objects.