Authors Notes: The one question that seems to be burning on everyone's mind
is, 'how can you drink so much that you're sober' ? Well if you think about
it, Sano really doesn't get drunk too easily. And when he does, he doesn't
get violent! So yeah...and if you think about it, if Sano were to get drunk,
he would probably be calm, but slurring all of his words followed by
hiccups XD So just imagine people! ^^U
OMG!! I'm so HAPPY I have all of these reviews!!! ^___________^ I opened up fanfiction, and looked at my reviews, and instead of having 17 like I did before, I had 26!! I was spazzing!! XD anyway thank you ALL for the REVIEWS!! *dances*
Kanzen ne Tsuki: Thanks a lot! Yeah I can understand about the spelling XD Thank you so much for the encouragement! I appreciate it a lot!! You're welcome for the reviewing on 'The bad kid' It's one of my favorite stories that I've been reading!! Also, I'm greatly honored that you are enjoying so much as I am writing it! I'm glad that you've pointed out a couple things. I'll be able to work on them, and correct them!! Thank you sooooo much!!! And I will keep it up!! I'll be waiting for your next chapter ^^ arigatou gozaimasu!!
The evil witch: Thanks!! I'm glad that you enjoyed my last chapter! I tried to make it more humorous so it will be more enjoyable to read ^^ Well, thanks for your review!
Victoria: Hahah! Yeah a lot of my reviewers are liking chapter 8 ^^ I had a feeling that it was going to be a hit! And seeing that my reviews went from 17 to 26, then I would have to say...I was right ^^ hehheheeh I'm all HAPPY!! Thanks for your review! And The answer to that sober thing is in my authors notes!
Kik-Ting: I'm glad that you like my chapter ^^! Please keep reviewing!! Oh Also, Kenshin's decency hasn't gone anywhere ^^ He has gotten to know Kaoru, and he likes to playfully flirt with her, even though he really likes it :D Heh XD well anyway, thank you for your review again!
GOTH~KoRn~LUVR: Yes it is Sano ^^U because the chapter was already updates XD. Hahah don't feel bad! I didn't get any sleep at all two nights ago But I slept till 12:45 today XD well anyway Thank you for your review!
Unknown-beedee: Heh! Thanks a lot! I'm really glad that you liked my last chapter! Everyone has been wondering the same thing about the drunk thing XD Well the answer is in my Authors Notes up top! ^^
Seara K.L: I'm VERY glad that you LOVE IT! =^-~= Heh! Don't worry! I'm a really hyper freak too even though I'm writing a romance story XD I'm a sucker when is comes to K&K romance or B&K XD Well like I said to everyone else, my answer to that 'drunk=sober for Sano' is in my Authors notes! ^^ Thanks for your review!!
Koneko-chan =^_^= : Yep its SANO! ^^ lol. Don't worry...I get hyper off Milk and Orange juice It's really sad! OH and, no I don't think you're a lunatic at all...I'm always like that XD I'm really pleased that you like my story! Please enjoy this chapter!
Makenshi`-girl: I'm really sorry that I haven't been reviewing your stories!! I haven't been able to find them XDDD well once I find them, I'll be sure I review then for ya! Well, thanks for your review!! I hope that you will enjoy this chapter!! :D
Chapter 9: Fishing with a flirt
Kaoru had already sat down on the grass, tying her fishing poles together, when Kenshin approached her with a nervous look on his face. Kaoru giggled, and told him to sit down next to her. Kenshin did so, still shuddering.
"M-miss Kaoru, the last time I went fishing, the freakin' thing nearly bit my hand off!" Kenshin said in a shaky voice. Kaoru giggled again. "What's so funny about almost losing a limb?" Kenshin asked in a pout.
"Nothing. It's just the way you said it. Like fish are our mortal enemies." Kaoru said with a smile. Kenshin muttered something about 'stupid fish' and watched Kaoru tie together her poles so he could learn. He then got a mischievous glint in his eyes.
"Hey Miss Kaoru...could you help me with my poles here? I can't seem to get them right." Kenshin said in an innocent voice. (was he even trying to put them together? o.O)
"Sure!" Kaoru said. Little did she know...she was falling into a little trap. She turned her body to his direction, and then, she was pulled into his lap!
"K-Kenshin?! What are you doing?!?!" Kaoru asked in embarrassment. Kenshin chuckled cutely, and nuzzled her back with his forehead.
"My, my you are quite comfy! You also smell good." Kenshin said in a flirtatious tone.
"KENSHIN YOU HENTAI!!!" Kaoru shrieked, trying to pry herself loose of Kenshin's tight grip.
"Please don't leave! All I wanted was a hug..." Kenshin said in a cute but sad voice. Kaoru turned around in Kenshin's lap, and saw that he had a depressed and ashamed look on his face. Kaoru became soft hearted, and hugged his head close to her breasts. But, once again, she was falling into a trap. Kenshin, now snickering silently, snaked two hands around her waist, and nuzzled his nose in her breasts deeper. Kaoru noticed what Kenshin had planned up his sleeve, and twitched her eye in anger. She fisted her right hand into s tight ball, and pounded Kenshin smack dab on his bruised head. Kenshin howled in pain and let go of her waist to rub his throbbing head. He turned to face Kaoru with one eye closed out of pain. He heard her cuss darkly about how she was right that she was stuck with a pervert bum. Kenshin laughed at her comment, and mustered up enough courage to ask Kaoru something.
"Um...Miss Kaoru? ...Do you have any bandages?" Kenshin asked softly. Kaoru, still seething with furry, handed his some bandages out of her Kimono sleeve. Kenshin smile and thanked her. She 'hmph' ed and continued to fish. (She tied her poles together when Kenshin was howling in pain ^^) Kenshin made an 'X' mark bandage in his head, and smiled. 'Well...better get fishing...' Kenshin thought darkly. He gathered up his fishing gear, and began to tie them together. After what seemed like hours, he finally managed to tie them together. Of course every place where the fishing poles were connected, there was a small amount of bandages wrapped into a knot. Kenshin snickered proudly at his accomplishment, and then got into a comfortable position to fish. He cast the fishing line into the lake, and waited. He then turned to Kaoru and his eyes bugged out to what he saw. Kaoru had already caught around 18 fish!! Kenshin cast his head downward with a shadow beaming on him. 'I just got done tying my poles together.' Kenshin then got another idea.
"Hey Miss Kaoru, could I see your fishing pole? This one is too small for me." Kenshin said. (Well yeah...he broke who knows how many times just trying to connect them XD) Kaoru turned to him and sighed.
"Ok. But let me see your pole." Kaoru said handing him her pole. Kenshin nodded and handed her his 'pole' which was actually a piece of crap that was held together by bandages and poor tying skills.
~*~Meanwhile~*~
"..hhhnnnncccggggg...shooooooo...hnnnnnccgggggg...shoooooo....hnnncgggg cggg cggg....shooooooo..." Sano was having a wonderful time. He had already let his fishing pole slip out of his hands, and somehow drifted under a shady tree...snoring away...dreaming about sake. Most likely.
~*~Back with Mr. Flirt~*~
Kenshin had already caught 3 fish in about 4 minutes. 'Haha!! I'm going to get a better catch than Kaoru!!' Kenshin said in confidence. He glanced over to Kaoru, and his eyes bugged out again. She had added to her catch of 18 fish to...29 fish!!!! Kenshin was outraged. 'SHE THINKS SHE'S SOOO GOOD!! ...Well...in skill of fishing...other wise, she is...heh heh heh.' Kenshin thought. Then he shook his head abruptly, and then called out in a calm voice to hide his jealousy,
"Miss Kaoru, could we switch spots? I'm not very comfy right here...my but hurts." Kenshin said in a dry tone. Kaoru nodded, bringing her huge package of 29 fish with her, and sat down in Kenshin's spot. Kenshin laughed darkly again, and plumped down onto Kaoru's spot.
It had been about 10 minutes, and Kenshin had caught 15 more fish!!! He glared with a smile evilly at Kaoru and then his mouth gaped open. 'Wha-wha- what?!?!??!?!?' Kenshin asked himself in disbelief. 29...had became 47!!!! 'I didn't even know that there were over 47 fish in this small lake...BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER!! HOW DID SHE DO THAT?!!?!?' Kenshin then rushed right up to her side, and stared sternly at the left side of her face. His eye began to twitch.
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU MANAGE TO CATCH 47 FISH!?!??!?!" Kenshin asked as he began to recount the fish to make sure. Kaoru then turned and looked at him and burst out laughing.
"You are such a nim-rod!!! IT'S CALLED BATE!!!" Kaoru said laughing her guts out. Kenshin stood there dumbfounded. 'Oh yeah....you catch more fish if you have bate...forgot about that...' Kenshin said as he fell backwards onto the grass.
"C'mon let's call it a day...I wonder where Sano is..." Kaoru said as she glanced around.
~*~Where Sano is~*~
"Oww my arm!! Oww my other arm!! Oww my leg!! Oww my spleen!!" Cried a guy, huddled in a corner of an alley , beaten up badly...it was pretty sad.
"That's what you get for pickin' a fight with Sanosuke Sagara!!" Sano said with a proud smile. "Next time I won't be so nice!" Sano said with a smirk. Then He walked away, leaving the guy who doesn't know the parts of his body that are being beaten, huddled in the corner.
~*~ Back with the dependable people~*~
"Hmmm oh well. C'mon Kenshin let's get back to the Aoiya." Kaoru said tossing the huge fish loaded net onto her back. Kenshin quickly ran up to help her. They carried the huge load of fish back to the Aoiya.
"Hey guys!! Did you have fun?" Misao said with a sarcastic grin.
"Yep! I had a lot of fun!!" Kenshin said with a grin. Kaoru then hit him hard on his already wounded head.
"Yeah! We caught enough fish for everyone!" Kaoru said as she laid the huge load on the floor.
"I'm glad!!...Hey...where's Sano?" Misao asked with curiosity.
"I don't know...I didn't see him when we were 'fishing'." Kenshin answered, magically recovered from the large pounding.
"He's probably just walking around." Kaoru answered with no worry.
~*~Where Sano 'REALLY' was~*~
"C'mon POPS!! Top me off another big one!!" Sano said, slamming down an empty sake bottle.
"B-but you look so young!! A-are you sure that you are 22?!" The Bar tender asked, glancing at the 13 empty sake bottles by his side. Sano then glares at the man sternly.
"...Either I get another sake bottle, or you get a knuckle sandwich!" Sano said, trying to sound intimidating. The bar tender scurried off to find more sake. Sano snickered. 'Man people are stupid...I don't do violence when I'm wasted...' Sano thought with a laugh.
"H-here you are sir." The bar tender said in a shaky voice. Sano grabbed it and threw it up in the air (Still holding onto it of course ^^U)
"I'm going to drink, and drink, and be marry all night long!!...*hiccup*" Sano said with a huge grin on his face.
~*~Back at the Aoiya~*~
"It's getting late...I wonder what Sano is up to..." Kenshin said in wonder.
That's all for now!! Please review! :D
OMG!! I'm so HAPPY I have all of these reviews!!! ^___________^ I opened up fanfiction, and looked at my reviews, and instead of having 17 like I did before, I had 26!! I was spazzing!! XD anyway thank you ALL for the REVIEWS!! *dances*
Kanzen ne Tsuki: Thanks a lot! Yeah I can understand about the spelling XD Thank you so much for the encouragement! I appreciate it a lot!! You're welcome for the reviewing on 'The bad kid' It's one of my favorite stories that I've been reading!! Also, I'm greatly honored that you are enjoying so much as I am writing it! I'm glad that you've pointed out a couple things. I'll be able to work on them, and correct them!! Thank you sooooo much!!! And I will keep it up!! I'll be waiting for your next chapter ^^ arigatou gozaimasu!!
The evil witch: Thanks!! I'm glad that you enjoyed my last chapter! I tried to make it more humorous so it will be more enjoyable to read ^^ Well, thanks for your review!
Victoria: Hahah! Yeah a lot of my reviewers are liking chapter 8 ^^ I had a feeling that it was going to be a hit! And seeing that my reviews went from 17 to 26, then I would have to say...I was right ^^ hehheheeh I'm all HAPPY!! Thanks for your review! And The answer to that sober thing is in my authors notes!
Kik-Ting: I'm glad that you like my chapter ^^! Please keep reviewing!! Oh Also, Kenshin's decency hasn't gone anywhere ^^ He has gotten to know Kaoru, and he likes to playfully flirt with her, even though he really likes it :D Heh XD well anyway, thank you for your review again!
GOTH~KoRn~LUVR: Yes it is Sano ^^U because the chapter was already updates XD. Hahah don't feel bad! I didn't get any sleep at all two nights ago But I slept till 12:45 today XD well anyway Thank you for your review!
Unknown-beedee: Heh! Thanks a lot! I'm really glad that you liked my last chapter! Everyone has been wondering the same thing about the drunk thing XD Well the answer is in my Authors Notes up top! ^^
Seara K.L: I'm VERY glad that you LOVE IT! =^-~= Heh! Don't worry! I'm a really hyper freak too even though I'm writing a romance story XD I'm a sucker when is comes to K&K romance or B&K XD Well like I said to everyone else, my answer to that 'drunk=sober for Sano' is in my Authors notes! ^^ Thanks for your review!!
Koneko-chan =^_^= : Yep its SANO! ^^ lol. Don't worry...I get hyper off Milk and Orange juice It's really sad! OH and, no I don't think you're a lunatic at all...I'm always like that XD I'm really pleased that you like my story! Please enjoy this chapter!
Makenshi`-girl: I'm really sorry that I haven't been reviewing your stories!! I haven't been able to find them XDDD well once I find them, I'll be sure I review then for ya! Well, thanks for your review!! I hope that you will enjoy this chapter!! :D
Chapter 9: Fishing with a flirt
Kaoru had already sat down on the grass, tying her fishing poles together, when Kenshin approached her with a nervous look on his face. Kaoru giggled, and told him to sit down next to her. Kenshin did so, still shuddering.
"M-miss Kaoru, the last time I went fishing, the freakin' thing nearly bit my hand off!" Kenshin said in a shaky voice. Kaoru giggled again. "What's so funny about almost losing a limb?" Kenshin asked in a pout.
"Nothing. It's just the way you said it. Like fish are our mortal enemies." Kaoru said with a smile. Kenshin muttered something about 'stupid fish' and watched Kaoru tie together her poles so he could learn. He then got a mischievous glint in his eyes.
"Hey Miss Kaoru...could you help me with my poles here? I can't seem to get them right." Kenshin said in an innocent voice. (was he even trying to put them together? o.O)
"Sure!" Kaoru said. Little did she know...she was falling into a little trap. She turned her body to his direction, and then, she was pulled into his lap!
"K-Kenshin?! What are you doing?!?!" Kaoru asked in embarrassment. Kenshin chuckled cutely, and nuzzled her back with his forehead.
"My, my you are quite comfy! You also smell good." Kenshin said in a flirtatious tone.
"KENSHIN YOU HENTAI!!!" Kaoru shrieked, trying to pry herself loose of Kenshin's tight grip.
"Please don't leave! All I wanted was a hug..." Kenshin said in a cute but sad voice. Kaoru turned around in Kenshin's lap, and saw that he had a depressed and ashamed look on his face. Kaoru became soft hearted, and hugged his head close to her breasts. But, once again, she was falling into a trap. Kenshin, now snickering silently, snaked two hands around her waist, and nuzzled his nose in her breasts deeper. Kaoru noticed what Kenshin had planned up his sleeve, and twitched her eye in anger. She fisted her right hand into s tight ball, and pounded Kenshin smack dab on his bruised head. Kenshin howled in pain and let go of her waist to rub his throbbing head. He turned to face Kaoru with one eye closed out of pain. He heard her cuss darkly about how she was right that she was stuck with a pervert bum. Kenshin laughed at her comment, and mustered up enough courage to ask Kaoru something.
"Um...Miss Kaoru? ...Do you have any bandages?" Kenshin asked softly. Kaoru, still seething with furry, handed his some bandages out of her Kimono sleeve. Kenshin smile and thanked her. She 'hmph' ed and continued to fish. (She tied her poles together when Kenshin was howling in pain ^^) Kenshin made an 'X' mark bandage in his head, and smiled. 'Well...better get fishing...' Kenshin thought darkly. He gathered up his fishing gear, and began to tie them together. After what seemed like hours, he finally managed to tie them together. Of course every place where the fishing poles were connected, there was a small amount of bandages wrapped into a knot. Kenshin snickered proudly at his accomplishment, and then got into a comfortable position to fish. He cast the fishing line into the lake, and waited. He then turned to Kaoru and his eyes bugged out to what he saw. Kaoru had already caught around 18 fish!! Kenshin cast his head downward with a shadow beaming on him. 'I just got done tying my poles together.' Kenshin then got another idea.
"Hey Miss Kaoru, could I see your fishing pole? This one is too small for me." Kenshin said. (Well yeah...he broke who knows how many times just trying to connect them XD) Kaoru turned to him and sighed.
"Ok. But let me see your pole." Kaoru said handing him her pole. Kenshin nodded and handed her his 'pole' which was actually a piece of crap that was held together by bandages and poor tying skills.
~*~Meanwhile~*~
"..hhhnnnncccggggg...shooooooo...hnnnnnccgggggg...shoooooo....hnnncgggg cggg cggg....shooooooo..." Sano was having a wonderful time. He had already let his fishing pole slip out of his hands, and somehow drifted under a shady tree...snoring away...dreaming about sake. Most likely.
~*~Back with Mr. Flirt~*~
Kenshin had already caught 3 fish in about 4 minutes. 'Haha!! I'm going to get a better catch than Kaoru!!' Kenshin said in confidence. He glanced over to Kaoru, and his eyes bugged out again. She had added to her catch of 18 fish to...29 fish!!!! Kenshin was outraged. 'SHE THINKS SHE'S SOOO GOOD!! ...Well...in skill of fishing...other wise, she is...heh heh heh.' Kenshin thought. Then he shook his head abruptly, and then called out in a calm voice to hide his jealousy,
"Miss Kaoru, could we switch spots? I'm not very comfy right here...my but hurts." Kenshin said in a dry tone. Kaoru nodded, bringing her huge package of 29 fish with her, and sat down in Kenshin's spot. Kenshin laughed darkly again, and plumped down onto Kaoru's spot.
It had been about 10 minutes, and Kenshin had caught 15 more fish!!! He glared with a smile evilly at Kaoru and then his mouth gaped open. 'Wha-wha- what?!?!??!?!?' Kenshin asked himself in disbelief. 29...had became 47!!!! 'I didn't even know that there were over 47 fish in this small lake...BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER!! HOW DID SHE DO THAT?!!?!?' Kenshin then rushed right up to her side, and stared sternly at the left side of her face. His eye began to twitch.
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU MANAGE TO CATCH 47 FISH!?!??!?!" Kenshin asked as he began to recount the fish to make sure. Kaoru then turned and looked at him and burst out laughing.
"You are such a nim-rod!!! IT'S CALLED BATE!!!" Kaoru said laughing her guts out. Kenshin stood there dumbfounded. 'Oh yeah....you catch more fish if you have bate...forgot about that...' Kenshin said as he fell backwards onto the grass.
"C'mon let's call it a day...I wonder where Sano is..." Kaoru said as she glanced around.
~*~Where Sano is~*~
"Oww my arm!! Oww my other arm!! Oww my leg!! Oww my spleen!!" Cried a guy, huddled in a corner of an alley , beaten up badly...it was pretty sad.
"That's what you get for pickin' a fight with Sanosuke Sagara!!" Sano said with a proud smile. "Next time I won't be so nice!" Sano said with a smirk. Then He walked away, leaving the guy who doesn't know the parts of his body that are being beaten, huddled in the corner.
~*~ Back with the dependable people~*~
"Hmmm oh well. C'mon Kenshin let's get back to the Aoiya." Kaoru said tossing the huge fish loaded net onto her back. Kenshin quickly ran up to help her. They carried the huge load of fish back to the Aoiya.
"Hey guys!! Did you have fun?" Misao said with a sarcastic grin.
"Yep! I had a lot of fun!!" Kenshin said with a grin. Kaoru then hit him hard on his already wounded head.
"Yeah! We caught enough fish for everyone!" Kaoru said as she laid the huge load on the floor.
"I'm glad!!...Hey...where's Sano?" Misao asked with curiosity.
"I don't know...I didn't see him when we were 'fishing'." Kenshin answered, magically recovered from the large pounding.
"He's probably just walking around." Kaoru answered with no worry.
~*~Where Sano 'REALLY' was~*~
"C'mon POPS!! Top me off another big one!!" Sano said, slamming down an empty sake bottle.
"B-but you look so young!! A-are you sure that you are 22?!" The Bar tender asked, glancing at the 13 empty sake bottles by his side. Sano then glares at the man sternly.
"...Either I get another sake bottle, or you get a knuckle sandwich!" Sano said, trying to sound intimidating. The bar tender scurried off to find more sake. Sano snickered. 'Man people are stupid...I don't do violence when I'm wasted...' Sano thought with a laugh.
"H-here you are sir." The bar tender said in a shaky voice. Sano grabbed it and threw it up in the air (Still holding onto it of course ^^U)
"I'm going to drink, and drink, and be marry all night long!!...*hiccup*" Sano said with a huge grin on his face.
~*~Back at the Aoiya~*~
"It's getting late...I wonder what Sano is up to..." Kenshin said in wonder.
That's all for now!! Please review! :D
