Hello, it's me your beloved Author! I guess I did end up procrastinating this chapter, didn't I. O' well, I know you all love me just the same. I hope you enjoy it.

Chapter 5: The Bar of Opportunity

"Look there he is." Naruto pointed toward Kakashi, trying not to loose Sakura in the large crowd surrounding them.

"Do you think he'll notice that we're following him?" Sakura asked in a hushed voice leaning into Naruto's ear.

"Nah, there are too many people here. Anyway, when people are on dates they tend not to really notice much that's going on around them." Naruto said without thinking.

Sakura glared at Naruto "I told you not to EVER say that again." She punched him knocking the blonde to the ground "Anyway, how would you know what it's like to be on a date?" she turned away from him and started after Kakashi.

Naruto caught up with Sakura. "I've been on plenty of dates!" he exclaimed proudly.

"Really? When?" Sakura asked.

"Well…"

"See, I rest my case." She crosses her arms.

"Hmph, well when was the last time you've been on a date!"

She paused "Hurry up, there about to turn the corner, we might loose them." Sakura said, eager to drop the conversation. 'Hmm… when was the time you've been on a date…?'

'Shut up!'

'If you'd just kill that bitch then you could go on a date with Kakashi.'

Sakura and Naruto followed Kakashi and the blonde woman that accompanied him for the remainder of the evening. It was dark out once the two pursued the couple to a bar.

"They aren't going to let us in there!" Sakura placed her hands on her hips.

"Sure they will" he smiled "I mean how young do we look, I bet we could try to pass as the legal drinking age and those idiots won't have a clue." Naruto reached for the door.

"You idiot, they're going to catch us!"

"No they won't. Everyone in there will be so drunk they wouldn't even notice us, even if we were old enough to drink." Naruto opened the door and stepped inside.

Sakura shrugged and walked though the door following Naruto. The bar was very dark, solely lit by the dim lights hanging down from the ceiling. Naruto was right, even if they were old enough no one would notice them; the place was so dark and crowded that you could get yourself lost in a maze of horny drunk idiots looking for a one-night stand.

"Do you see Kakashi?" Sakura said standing on her tiptoes trying to get a good look around. She couldn't see Kakashi anywhere, not to mention she was one of the shortest people there so it made it even harder for her.

Naruto looked back at Sakura and smiled. The dim lights and shadows looked nice against Sakura's face. "Why don't we split up, I'll take this side of the bar and you could take the other. If you find anything just give a holler."

"Okay" she smiled.

Sakura parted from Naruto and glanced around the room trying her best not to touch or bump into any of the scary drunk people there. 'I bet Naruto is having better luck then I am, I can't find Kakashi anywhere.'

'Once you do find him what will you do?'

'I don't know…'

'What do you mean you don't know, you have to do something. You can't just come all this way and not do anything once you find him.'

Sakura stopped walking for a moment and sighed, she hoped Naruto found them by now.

"Hey sexy" a large man walked up from behind her.

Sakura stared back at him not knowing what to do; she could tell he was drunk.

"What's a hotty like you doing in a place like this all alone."

"I'm not alone" Sakura turned around and set off to find Naruto she was starting to not like being separated from him.

Before she could get too far Sakura felt a hand grope her ass. She jumped up and turned around, it was the same man from before.

"What the hell do you want?" she yelled, about to punch the man's lights out but she had the mind not to so she wouldn't attract attention.

The man smiled pervertedly "What I want is you." He slipped his arm around her waist and inched it up to her breast.

"Ew! Get away from me you pervert!" Sakura slapped the man in the face and disappeared into the crowds hoping to find Naruto.

Naruto slipped his way through the crowds and stopped dead in his tracks when he saw a glint on silver. Naruto pushed a few people out of the way until he reached Kakashi and the mysterious blonde woman. He grinned to himself clenching his fists 'Ooo! Sakura will be so happy. Maybe shell even give me a kiss for finding him!'

"Naruto!" he heard a shout muffled by the loud chattering around them. He turned around so see two green eyes starting at him. "So did you find them?"

"Yeah, they're over there" he discreetly pointed in Kakashi's direction.

'So looks like the bitch is still with him. Wonder what you're going to do next… Hmm…'

'I'll think of something… I hope…'

"So, Sakura. What are we gunna do?"

"I'm not sure. Maybe if we just wait we'll find an opportunity"

"Fine, but if I don't get home soon I'll die of starvation." He winced and grabbed his stomach in a very poorly done act.

"I'll buy you some more ramen tonight when we're done. Just hold in there for a while longer." She crosses her arms.

Sakura and Naruto watched the couple they were spying on for about ten minutes before the blonde woman stood up and said something to Kakashi before pushing in her chair.

"Do you think she's leaving?" Naruto asked leaning into Sakura's ear.

"No, she's heading for the bathroom. This might be our chance." Sakura grabbed Naruto wrist and followed the woman, being careful not be seem by either Kakashi or the blonde.

They stopped in front of the woman's restroom "I'm not going in there." Naruto crossed his arms.

"But we have too. It's our last chance."

"Hn, fine!" he let out a long sigh.

Sakura reached into her pouch and pulled out a throwing needle and a vile of blue liquid. She carefully removed the cork of the glass container and dipped the tip of the needle inside. She replaced the top and stuffed it back intoher pouch.

"What's the needle for?"

"I dipped it in a tranquilizer."

"O' you're going to throw it at her I see." He smiled at Sakura's brilliance.

"Yeah" she slowly opened the door peeking inside. She closed it and turned toward Naruto. "She's the only one inside. We'll just sneak in, drug her, and hide her in a stall. Got it?"

"Mm, Hmm" he nodded.

Sakura opened the door again and slipped inside with Naruto following her. She focused her eyes in the blonde woman who was now at the mirror fixing her hair. With a thrust of her hand she sent the needle flying, piercing the woman's arm.

"How long does it take to enter her system?" Naruto whispered.

"See for your self." She pointed at the blonde who had just collapsed to the floor.

Sakura and Naruto walked over to the woman and dragged her into the stall in the corner of the restroom (AN: No one ever uses the corner stall…).

"So what's the plan?" Naruto asked with a puzzled look.

Sakura turned toward Naruto with a dark look on her face. "You're going to transform into her."

"What!"


The next chapter will be here soon, I hope. Hehehe...